Episode 92
#92. “I Think it’s a Mutant.”
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I like to, when I do the laundry, Dan wears a lot of pullover with like a zip-up.
Yeah.
I'll zip up the neck on those just to watch him get stuck when he tries to put it on.
Now you see, that's funny.
Yeah, I mean, there's more to it.
The other thing that I do is...
What?
We have a couple of those that are the same, just many sizes different.
Every once in a while, I'll go as far as to like stick one of mine in his pile.
You're like, my grandmother used to occasionally take a paper towel and tuck it in my grandfather's,
the toe of his shoe.
So when he put on his shoe, it didn't fit.
But here's the best one of all.
Is one time my Aunt Gail poured my Uncle Terry a bowl of raisin bran.
Uh-huh.
And put in it a prune.
So when he was eating his breakfast...
Look at the size of this raisin.
He looked at her and said, I think it's a mutant.
And yet somehow, my entire family are functioning members of society.
I think it's a mutant.
You can put that up for the end of the show.
Oh, no, that's going to be our lead-in.
The close is going to be the parenting.
Yeah, we're going to start the show.
You sound so surprised.
I wasn't sure we were going to get to it.
You mean like at all?
At all.
Well, I mean...
We're having so much fun.
Well, we really should let everyone else be included, don't you think?
Oh, sure.
All right, then let's do this.