Episode 122

#122. It Does NOT Occur in Nature.

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Oh, yeah.

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Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. Hey there! This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate regression. December through March in the South can be a rollercoaster, and mixed-up, wonky, confused seasons really get me in a tizzy. Two weeks ago, we had snow! Ice and snow! Five days ago, it was 80 degrees, which inflicts a mild course of panic in anticipation of Savannah's dirty little secret, some referred to as August. Just as the tree... I've been there in August. I know about the secret. It was a bad calculation. Just as the trees bloom, covering everything with a fuzzy yellow haze, we dip into another Arctic chill. Benadryl and warm socks are simply not a love match. Now both our temperatures and basic human rights have slipped right back into the 40s. Neither my anti-anxiety meds or heating blanket can keep up. I hate backsliding. And you! I hate you too! Oh, that's terrific! Welcome back! Michael Mara, Radio Entertainment. It felt good to have that back. Oh, yeah. It probably felt good to do it. It's taken me some time to really conjure up some good hate, because I fear if I get started, I'll just spiral. No, we diffused some of it before the show, I think. I got some things off my chest. Yeah, you did. And I think there's some more to get to go. By the way, the sudden cold snap. Yeah. How is the Spanish moss? Well, that never really changes. Is it not? Because it's dead, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's sad, isn't it? I think. I mean, it's got some sort of symbiotic relationship with the pines. I remember. Or the oaks. Excuse me. The oaks. My bad. Pine? Why no! Why no! I remember there was a story that I got on a tour down there that they stuffed mattresses with it, and that was no good. Oh, no. That Spanish moss has bugs and stuff. Yeah, it carries mites. It's really hilarious when you see, like, tourists, like, picking it up and making a wig for themselves, and you're like, oh, that's going to smart tomorrow. Moss of the Spanish variety, or as I like to call it, El Maso El Espana. Oh, well, that actually, so, Ben. Oh, you know what? We haven't duded yet. Oh, gosh. Yeah, so hold on. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. See, we have to dude. We have to dude. We have to. And so, speaking of the Spanish moss, a few years ago, actually not as long considering their divorce now, Jen and Ben, J-Lo and Ben Affleck got married down this away. Yeah, a lot of people, I think they had a name. They called them when they were a couple. Bennifer. No, I don't think that was it. I think it was Jen Affleck. No, it was because they're Catholic. It was Jen U-Fleck. Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. It was. It was Bennifer. And they were, for a while, America's hottest couple. So, she had a whole bunch of Spanish moss put into her bridal bouquet. Locals had a hoot over that, let me tell you. Oh, no. No wonder the marriage didn't work out. Of course not. Yeah. And Ben, he had a bouquet made of bourbon. Oh, bless his heart. Hey, you know what? We're all struggling. Is that where you donated your cherries? I did. I said, I still have the can of cherries that you gave me unopened. That's a jar of cherries, and it's like. No, it's a can. It's like a coffee can. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's the, are they Luxardo's? Luxardo. I tell you, it saved my birthday that year because no one gave a flip about my birthday. And I was bummed out. And that night, I went to my front door because Linus was going nuts. And there was a box. I said, what's all this then? And I brought it in, and I'm mad. It's got to weigh like 10 pounds. It does. And I was like, oh, damn it. What is this? Heavy. Where's my flipping knife? Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar. And I open it, and like a one-gallon can, like a Maxwell House can full of cherries. And not only that, the best cherries you can buy. And not only that, the can itself is beautiful. It really is gorgeous. It stays on display on top of my fridge. Do you know how I came to do, so it was your birthday, and I was in Tampa, Florida. Hey, by the way, happy birthday. Thank you. Today, Katie is 22. Exactly. So I was in Tampa having a job procedure, and we were sitting, having dinner at like a bar, as one does. And I looked up and it's- Were you drinking your dinner? Because I know your jaw was hurting, and you're at a bar. You know, as long as there's fruit and a blender involved, you can call it a smoothie. You're right. You're right. What's for dinner? Oh, mom's making her favorite. Johnny Walker moose. Gross. So we're sitting there, and they have one of those giant cans of cherries, and he proceeds to open it with like a hand crank can opener. Yeah, that's the way he can do it. Can opener? Because it would be too big to put under like a standard desktop, desktop, countertop, electric can opener. Oh, yeah. By the way, do you have a laptop can opener or a desktop can opener? It's more the size of like a Kindle. Yeah, I don't have that app, the can opening app. So we're sitting there, and I'm like, oh, dang, Dan, tomorrow's Rob's birthday. I didn't get him anything, and he's 50. And I was so upset with myself. No, this wasn't your 50th. Was this your 50th? No, it was probably my 50th, yeah. It was the year you almost died? Yeah, that's the year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, so I get you, I have this, I find it on Amazon, as one does. It's a lot. Yeah, they're not cheap. I mean, I think. They're not cheap. I mean, to be perfectly honest, that was after I looked at it and put it on the fridge and looked at it and just said, that's great. That's so great. Excuse me. And then I started doing the math that if you buy, like, a seven-ounce jar of them, it's like 30 bucks. Yeah. So this is much bigger than seven ounces. I mean, but it does have a wholesale price that comes with it. That's why I was like, I might as well just get the big one. So, and the shipping was free. So I had it sent to your house, and I was like, oh my God, it's going to get there today. I was so excited. It saved my birthday. It really did. Well, except for the part where you, like, tried to die a little bit later, and then I asked Dan, you don't think it was the cherries? No. No. It wasn't the cherries. Well, good, because you never opened them, which I also think is probably a product of. What would you make with those if not no-fashioned? Oh my God. Can you imagine a tablespoon of those on a cheesecake? Oh. Oh. Oh, good. My mouth just watered. Yeah, yeah. Cherry cheesecake is my favorite, and so that would be ideal. They have the most complex flavor. On a brownie. Yeah. Oh my God, it would pair so well with chocolate. Oh my God. It really, really would. But I didn't, now I do have one, where is it? Here it is. It's bigger than this. This is a Maxwell House can, and this is two pounds. This is from the 50s, and I'll show you how I know. Not only because it's a different Maxwell House can color, but on the bottom. The logo, the whole thing is different. I've never seen that. See the bottom? See that little nudge, that little knob there? That's where the key was to open the can. Oh, it was like a step to the bottom. Yes. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah. My Uncle Philip had this, and I said, you know what? I'd like that, and he gave it to me. God bless him. You could put pencils in it. Another thing that nobody uses anymore. I could put straws in it. I don't, we're not, we're not. I use pencils all the time. I believe that. Okay. I know you have much to say, and some of it is going to involve mood-altering medication. Wait, what? Well, because you said maybe your meds are off. Oh, no, my meds are fine. Well, you see, I'm worried about my meds, though, now. Why? Because, well, I go to the doctor on the 26th. Please meet me there. It's in Herndon. Anyone can come. It's an open house. I personally am not accepting new patients. It's a lack of patience. But I'm going there, and I'm going to have to ask him about my mood-altering meds. I'm on two. You're on Lexapro, because we have that in common. Right. And then there's another one, Cymbalta, maybe? Mm-hmm. But it's generic, whatever it is. But I take them every morning. And I... Isn't Cymbalta like a booster for, like, Lexapro? Like, they work together somehow? Yeah, I think these do... They're supposed to play together well. Okay. But I... This weekend, when I was watching the Saturday Night Live special, I teared up. And the thing is... I cried like three times. I watched it yesterday. But the thing is, is I haven't been able to cry since I put on these meds. It stopped it. So this is good. Look at you having feelings. I'm so happy for you. I also cried when Carrie was... We were doing a bit of a kitchen reorg, and she found... Rob, change isn't that bad. Well, no. That's not what... Why do we have to put the forks there? The forks are staying. Okay. Trust me. But what happens is, you know how we have, like, a little built-in desk in the corner of the kitchen, family room, that matches the counter. With the big cabinet and a big cabinet on top of it. But Carrie has never really used it as a desk, so she's set it up now as, like, a coffee station. Where our coffee pot is and all that stuff. That seems smart. It was good. And I love it. I drink tea, as you know. Or do too. Or if you don't. Now you know. I drink tea. And I have my electric tea kettle over there. So when I get up in the morning, I just have to go and flip the switch, and the water heats up, and the tea's ready to go. It's fantastic. But anyway, she's doing all this stuff and reorganizing the kitchen. And she pulls out from... You know, there's, like... This is going to be foreign to you, because I'm talking about the top shelf. Oh. There is a shelf way up there. I know nothing about those. But, like, there's the... As far as I'm concerned, they don't exist. It's none of my business. It's like Narnia. Yeah. No. I got nothing. So, you know, there's the main shelf when you first... This is a mounted cabinet, not a

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