Episode 11

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Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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No, I'm going to eat the Easter bunny.

You are listening to the sounds of the Spewak women in the wild.

What?

What's the old man?

They are in pursuit of the domestic dog, Linus Spewakus.

Linus Spewakus.

Spewarticus.

I am Spewarticus.

Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment.

Howdy.

This is Katie with a very special thought of the day.

I hate people who spit out their gum on sidewalks and parking lots.

What goes through your head to commit such a crime?

It's inevitable somebody will step in your spit-sticky mess and then drag the goo around

only to cause more people to be afflicted by your inconsiderate act of stupidity.

And let's not mention there is no way to look normal while dragging the offended foot

Frankenstein style for all to see.

I hate people who spit out their gum for others to step in.

And you.

I hate you too.

Cake and cookies.

Rob and Katie.

It's the Rob and Katie Show.

How about a smile for your old buddy Rob?

One take wonder.

That's it.

That's you all over.

As you kick it old school.

Damn it.

When did you write that one?

2011.

You know, that's three years ago.

I never got a chance to use it.

Because CBS fired us.

Meet the Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer. It's one of the many new drinks out now. Who knew ice cold drinks could be so fire? Try them all, only at McDonald's. My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end of the summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. Warning. This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Hey, VeloGuy here. Feeling the heat? Of course you are. It's summer. Velo Watermelon Chill is back. The pouch that feels more like summer than a long weekend. But it's only here for a limited time. Find a store near you at VELO.com. Underage sale prohibited. Nicotine pouches. Velo Plus is a synthetic nicotine product. Website restricted to age 21 plus nicotine consumers. Copyright 2026 MBI. No, I'm going to eat the Easter bunny. You are listening to the sounds of the Spewak women in the wild. What? What? What's the old man? They are in pursuit of the domestic dog, Linus Spewakus. Linus Spewakus. Spewarticus. I am Spewarticus. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Howdy. This is Katie with a very special thought of the day. I hate people who spit out their gum on sidewalks and parking lots. What goes through your head to commit such a crime? It's inevitable somebody will step in your spit-sticky mess and then drag the goo around only to cause more people to be afflicted by your inconsiderate act of stupidity. And let's not mention there is no way to look normal while dragging the offended foot Frankenstein style for all to see. I hate people who spit out their gum for others to step in. And you. I hate you too. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. How about a smile for your old buddy Rob? One take wonder. That's it. That's you all over. As you kick it old school. Damn it. When did you write that one? 2011. You know, that's three years ago. I never got a chance to use it. Because CBS fired us. Did you not get the memo? Oh, we were fired in 2009. Yeah. But then I was on the Mike O'Mara show and I had written. Who? The Mike O'Mara show. Oh, he's nice too. And I had written two for the day because I said I was told to be prepared to bring two. Oh, okay. But we forgot it. We recorded two shows. Forgot it in the first one. And I've just been hanging on to it ever since. And then yesterday, Dan stepped in gum in the parking lot. And I was like, oh, well, that makes this week a whole lot easier. Unfortunately, I was wrong. Now, was that the episode when you came in for karaoke? Yes. Yeah. I remember that. You know, that's Japanese for empty orchestra. Yeah. It's also Japanese for let's not tell Katie until the morning of. So she has to take Xanax and bring Prosecco. Oh, I forgot. I had never karaoke-ed before then. You did great. No, it was bad. I think it's still available for a nominal fee on iTunes. It is probably the funny. It was really funny. Please check it out. But hey, look at this. Solidly in double digits. It's the 11th episode of Cake and Cookies. It's the Rob and the Katie and the show. A weekly podcast to show by way of comparison that your life isn't that bad. Our thanks, as always, to Mike O'Mara, Oscar Santana, and everyone at More Broadcasting. Hello to Steve Bridges and everyone in KCJJ land. KCJJ. Did you listen yesterday when we were on? I wasn't able to stream it. No. I was at Home Depot at that time. Oh, and we shall get to that. But you know what happens when they stream it? The chat room starts a hoppin'. Hoppin'. A hip hop. A hippie to the hippie. To the hip hip hop and you don't stop. We rock into the bang bang. People get it. Boogie said up jump the boogie. Wow, all of that? I can keep going. No, I think Steve doesn't like the hip hop. I've done enough. So people get in the chat room. What they do is they opine and there's counterpoint. It's very exciting. Check it out. The problem I have with the chat room is I can't figure out who people I know are based and I actually had to text you to ask you what your name was. Yeah, and you're cake and cookies, Katie? Yeah, I thought that was the easiest way to go. Yeah, very secretive. Yeah. Very clandestine. What? I didn't want to make it too tough for anyone. Meanwhile, all the cryptographers in 1940 for Berlin are saying, we can't figure out who she is. I don't travel under a different name or anything like that. You can check us out on Facebook. That's facebook.com slash Rob and Katie. On Twitter, we are at Rob and Katie. And of course, you can search Cake and Cookies on iTunes or, better yet, search more broadcasting and find us, The Mike O'Mara Show, Tech 411, Rob and or Joe. They're both great. And it's Mickey and O'MaraCast. All that's there for you. But I think my favorite way to hear the show is still go to MikeO'MaraShow.com. So how you been? It's been a different... You've had a week. We have had a week. I've had a weekend. Yes, you have. You had a sleep study. Yeah, I did. I have a sleep study. So if I seem a bit off my balance, a bit off center... I was going to use the word cranky. A bit cranky. Yes, you are. I'll give that. And you know what? I am. I know. And you saw that. I yelled at my wife. I yelled at my daughter. Well, you didn't yell, per se. You got persnickety. And it's not Rob... Snooty? Snotty. It was enough that... Snooty? Snooty. When I could start calling you Mr. Froman. Something happened before the show that has never happened before. Dan rolled his eyes at me. Yep. That's where you're at right now. I mean, and he doesn't... Is that a thing for him? Does he roll his eyes at people? No, no. If he ever rolled his eyes at me... Yeah? I really don't know where to go with that. Yeah, but I definitely got that from him. No. The biggest fight we ever got in, he told me I was behaving like an infant. And then I should, like, go. Go to bed. Oh, dear. Yeah. I know you fairly well. I would not think it would be a good idea to boss you around like that. Especially after, you know, paralleling you to an infant. I probably deserved it. Really? Yeah. Well, there's all sorts of stuff. There's all sorts of peculiar dynamics going on in the room tonight. But also, if you say you deserved it, at the time you didn't feel like you deserved it. No, no, no. No, no. Certainly not. Certainly not. And it's probably taken me a good solid. Oh, it's probably been at least a year since I've addressed it. And now I can finally say that, yes. You brought it back. There's a good chance that. You were being infantile? Very solid chance. I'm not going to look over because I'm afraid he'll just roll his eyes at me again. Another dynamic in the room tonight. Mrs. Spiewak has had three grown-up slurpees. You can say that he's going to roll his eyes at you. I turned and looked and he went, licked his finger and marked one in his column. Oh. As if I had conceded. Okay. Yes, which is probably what just happened. I think you probably have a lot of plus points built up, though. Like a safe driver. You have a lot of plus points built up. He'll never really win, will he? Because he can't drive. He drives like an old man. Can't merge. Can't merge? Mm-mm. Now, that's interesting. I didn't know that. It's not interesting. Terrifying. But don't... He does most of the driving for you. Mm-hmm. Because you, you know, you have your thirsty statistics. It's perhaps the best... I've never... I've never gotten pulled over. I know. Because I make other people try. Exactly. He's very smart of you. So... But he gets you there in one piece. And sober. So... And there you are. There you go. Well, Carrie has these things in there. Mike's hard lemonade, black cherry, frozen things that come in pouches. Mm-hmm. And she's down on them like there's no tomorrow. See, we were at Costco yesterday, and now that I know that they come from Costco... Mm-hmm. You just best look out. But when Carrie gets... I feel like there's probably a lot of sugar and a lot of calories in there. Ah, but they're all good for you because of the lemon, the vitamin C. Oh! Yeah, you'll never get a cold again. Or scurvy. And you know, that's always been my concern. Well, I mean... Well, as a boy on the boats coming in... You just never know. I know. I always kept a lime tree. Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink. So Carrie gets to a point after a few drinks where if I ask her to do something, she just looks at me and makes a serious face and nods. Mm-hmm. And I hate it. I hate it as much as anything in the world. Oh! Because it is... Is it your button? Well, it's one of the buttons. Yeah, she's just giving me S. It's because... You know what she's saying? You think you're making your living tonight. You're going to turn on your microphones, and you're going to talk, and you're going to play your music, and all that stuff. Well, no, that's what Dan does. He's like, oh, you're going to just go have some fun. That's right. And I'm going to drive you home. Designated driver. Right. Well, I'll tell you what. It's this bullsh** that bought this house. As if... Pardon the expression. He doesn't enjoy it. Oh, he has a blast until he rolls his eyes. Then we've crossed a line. He totally rolled his eyes. But anyway, our day didn't begin when we started recording. Our day began this morning. No. What time was it? Like eight o'clock? Yeah, Rob, you and I had an interesting morning. I don't know how much you remember of it. I remember being in bed. I don't remember... Not with me. No, of course not. No. I remember very little else. I, too, was in bed. I woke up. Now, we'll get to this in part deux of today's show. I had a sleep study last night. Yeah. Which means that I had to go into some sort of abandoned strip mall. Doesn't this sound like a setup for Scooby-Doo? I went into an abandoned strip mall dark at night and had to go into a room and go up an elevator where there was no one else and check in. And then you go into a mysterious doctor's office and then all you see is a big brown bed. So I was studied by people to determine my sleep habits. But we'll get into this later. Yeah. So I got home at about a quarter to five. Amazingly, I was not rested. In the morning? Yeah. What time did the sleep study start? Okay, we're going to get to that. We'll get to it. Never mind. Here's what happened. I'm going back to bed and I wake up as I usually do a little after seven. Mm-hmm. And I didn't want to leave the bedroom because if I do, the dog thinks the day is beginning. Well, it is. And the kids hear things and they'll want things. So what I do is I turn on the TV. No volume. It's muted. But I put on closed captioning and I watch television until I have to get up because it's Sunday. I understand. The Lord's Day. Yes. A day of rest. Yes. And so I'm laying in bed. Carrie's asleep next to me. And she had a sleep study as well, but has not yet been fitted with her mouth guard. So all I can hear is. I don't know anybody that does any noises like. Is that me, Dan? Or is she louder than that? Because Carrie can go louder than that. But Carrie's standard sleep is. But you have the class four uvula. Yeah. My uvula is probably more like. Is that about right, Carrie? Yeah. Yup. My God. That was a quick yup. Yeah. She was definitely. She'd heard that sound before. But then the stony silence is broken by the bell of my princess phone. Now we have. Wait, did I call your home phone? Yes. I didn't even know I had your home phone number. That's the thing that was the weirdest because we have wireless phones throughout the house. One in the front room.

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