Episode 111
#111. Ten Ass Stitches
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Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon were making a movie, one of their movies.
It might have been The Fortune Cookie.
And Matthau took a fall.
And before the medic could get on...
A nasty spill.
Before the medic could get onto the set, Jack Lemmon was very upset.
So he took off his coat and he folded it and he sort of made a pillow for him.
And he leaned down and he said,
Walter, are you comfortable?
He says, eh, I make a living.
Betsy has fully gone.
She is standing in the window on the other side of the curtains.
Can you send me a picture?
I am.
Aww.
What?
She's so cute.
You haven't seen it yet.
I know, but I looked where I thought it might be and there's a picture on the windowsill.
I fooled myself.
I have Ambien in my body.
Well, I have a cocktail of drugs in my body.
Did I tell you about Bo the White Lab?
So I'm walking down the Wisconsin Avenue and we're in front of Einstein Brothers Bagels.
Yum.
And I'm sort of at the beginning of it, headed down towards the river.
And I see a lady with Bo the White Dog.
Don't know his name yet.
Are you going to live in a van?
Yeah, I am.
Bo has come the other way.
And I make eye contact with Bo before I make eye contact with the owner because it's a dog.
And Bo, his face changes to a smile when he sees me.
And so we approach and I say to the owner, I make eye contact with her because I thought
it'd be rude to totally leave her out of the organization.
I said, hi, who's this?