Episode 20

#20. Heat Seater

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Hey there, this is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day.

I hate heat.

There's nothing that gets me more bent out of shape like a puddle of sweat in my bra and sliding off my sandals as my feet melt clean off.

God forbid you marry somebody who enjoys the heated seat turned on.

Dan!

At all times in your car.

Because I guarantee the next time you try to drive, you'll consider calling 911 claiming you've had a stroke.

And then you realize it's not a stroke.

It's 93 degrees outside and the heat seat are...

God damn it.

And the seat heater is on!

I hate that.

I hate heat!

And you!

I hate you too!

Have a good ride over?

No!

I am all worked up.

I know.

I smell bad, but you're over there, so it's okay.

I apologize.

Meanwhile, I smell great.

I was halfway to Leesburg!

I know!

And you had the heat seat on.

I had the heat seat on.

I didn't know.

No, why does he have it on?

It's been 93 degrees this week.

I even texted you.

I should have known.

You told me last night the heated seats were on.

I know.

The seated heats.

We've discussed it before.

When Dan's stomach acts up...

For the final trivia question, what is the largest mammal in the world? Sir in the orange, phone away please. Um, my Kitta Smart Smoke Alarm sent an alert through the Ring app. See, the train monitoring agent is calling now. Hello? The Kitta Smart Smoke Alarm sends real-time mobile alerts in the Ring app. And with a subscription, emergency help can be requested even when you're not home. A compatible Ring subscription is required for 24-7 smoke and carbon monoxide monitoring. Sold separately. When was the last time you felt in control of your business finances? Expenses tracked, invoices sent, taxes ready. That's where Found comes in. Found brings your banking, bookkeeping, invoicing, and taxes together in one simple app. Manage expenses, invoice clients, send payments, and prep for tax time right where you bank. Join the hundreds of thousands who have already streamlined their finances with Found. Open a Found account for free at found.com. That's F-O-U-N-D dot com. Found is a financial technology company, not a bank. Banking services provided by lead bank member FDIC. The new Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer is now at McDonald's. Made with freeze-dried dragon fruit and made to lock in. The all-new Energizer, now at McDonald's. Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there, this is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate heat. There's nothing that gets me more bent out of shape like a puddle of sweat in my bra and sliding off my sandals as my feet melt clean off. God forbid you marry somebody who enjoys the heated seat turned on. Dan! At all times in your car. Because I guarantee the next time you try to drive, you'll consider calling 911 claiming you've had a stroke. And then you realize it's not a stroke. It's 93 degrees outside and the heat seat are... God damn it. And the seat heater is on! I hate that. I hate heat! I hate heat! And you! I hate you too! Have a good ride over? No! I am all worked up. I know. I smell bad, but you're over there, so it's okay. I apologize. Meanwhile, I smell great. I was halfway to Leesburg! I know! And you had the heat seat on. I had the heat seat on. I didn't know. No, why does he have it on? It's been 93 degrees this week. I even texted you. I should have known. You told me last night the heated seats were on. I know. The seated heats. We've discussed it before. When Dan's stomach acts up... I'm not buying it. ...and it's spasming, he really likes the heated seats. It's just... It doesn't make sense! It doesn't make sense... I mean, I understand, like, when my... Can we start the show? Yeah, oh yeah, please. Okay, hold on. Cake and Cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. By the way, it's show number 20. Mm-hmm. You thought there was 21. We don't need to discuss how we had a... We had an... We had an argument. We had a set to... Well, it wasn't really an argument. I thought it was an argument. It knows a difference of opinion. We completely have a difference of opinion about what an argument is. No, I think we agree what an argument is. I don't think we do. But it is show 20, regardless of that. 20! Or as some people say, irregardless. That is not correct. A weekly podcast to show off by way of comparison that your life isn't that bad. It's Cake and Cookies! It is! And it's 94 degrees outside. Hot. The Rob and Katie Show. Our thanks, as always, to Mike O'Mara, Oscar Santana, everybody at Moore Broadcasting... Thank you, thank you. ...especially Tony Boom. Who, by the way, is impervious to the heat. Because he's so tiny. He walks through the molecules. He does. He sifts right through them. Do you think the heat bothers him more? No, bothers him less. I would think so. By the way, our Twitter is at Rob and Katie. Two B's and Rob. You can check us out on iTunes. Please find us. The best way to do it is to search Moore Broadcasting. Click on our broadcast and then give us a five-star review. We certainly appreciate it. Oh, we do! Yes, the appreciation never goes away. So, speaking of the heat... How long does it take you to drive from your place to my place? About 40 minutes. So, in that 40 minutes, 20 of those minutes, heated seat was on. Thought I was going to die. Now, but how did you not realize it? Because it's a simple switch, right? Well, it's on the console. Right? Sort of under where the, what's it called? Like the dashboard is. Sure. And, A, there's like a phone charger that was in on top of it. Okay. So, I couldn't really see it. And, B, it is a new... We've only had it like a month. It doesn't matter if you had the car six hours. But I am flipping around the air conditioning. You should be able to feel that the seat is hot. I thought I was melting from the inside out. This is not good. I was like, my God, this is how it is. How did you... And you combated it by just turning the air conditioning up higher? Well, I thought I was, but I clearly... I don't know. And then I was like, well, maybe I need some air on my feet. So, then I'm trying to figure out like the mode button to get the air to blow on the upper part. The mode button. It was a... It's probably a dial. No, it's a button. Is it? You just keep pushing it and then like... Oh, and it changes mode. Yeah. So, then it's like... I have a dial in my automobile. Oh, well, sorry. Mine's fancier. Ha, ha, ha. Well, obviously, the fancy doesn't work. Maybe it's me. What you need to do is select the dial when it shows feet. Right. So, I just kept... So, your heated seat was on. What was your air conditioning set on? The lowest point. I had it on 62. 62. And I thought I was going to die. That's good. And you've got your heated seat on. I'm sweating to the point my sunglasses just keep sliding down my nose. Do you realize that what you were doing is there was about to be a thunderstorm in the glove compartment. As a high pressure system is pushed out by a cold front meeting a warm front. You weren't sweating. You were in a thunderstorm. You're driving down the toll road and all of a sudden you're... I feel the arm, the hair on my arm standing up. Yeah, because of the electricity. The lightning's coming. You poor thing. But you did figure it out. I figured it out. Now, I don't want to get too deep into the problems that men with colitis have. And I think that's on FX. Men with colitis. Men of a certain problem. It's an XM station. That's what it is. A lot of heavy classic rockers. A lot of smooth jazz. Yes. Oh, smoother the better. But the... I think that the problem with colitis is far enough up the path that the heated seat... You know what I think the heated seat is? I think it's like his security blanket. I don't think it's helping him. I don't think it is either. I don't know how it would. Does he sweat? Because... No, that's the other thing that drives me insane about him. He does not sweat. He's not a stinky person. Like, he... Wow. It's almost infuriating. Do you know how odd it is that someone with colitis would not be a stinky person? He will work out and be like... Drenched? And not smell bad. You've got yourself a keeper. I guess so. Except he's crazy. I... Well, yeah. I mean... Driving around. 94 degrees today. On a scale of crazy, I win. Yeah, you do. And maybe not even you. The dogs are pretty crazy. Oh, the dogs are mental patients. So we get the... Yeah, you get here... Not like yours. Poor Linus. Oh, sad boy. We'll talk about him. Okay. You got here and the phone rang and it's in the charger. So to answer it, I had to like put my face down by the table. So I actually... Isn't that the worst? It is because it's charging. It was down to like 30%. Yeah, when you're like, you know you can't answer the call unless it's plugged in, but the plug is somewhere completely... Yeah, it's short. So it rings on, hello, and you said something to the effect of, can you open the door and get me out of this heat? I did. Please? Before I die. Before you die. That's exactly what I said, but you have to add the before I die. And so what did I say to you, but... It's not that hot out. It's very pleasant, I think. So I go over and I open the garage door and you come in and we talk about what your situation is. Like we're like 10 minutes into it and I get a text and it's you. Bing! It says garage. Well, I can't... You spelled it G-R-O-G. Because... Well, you spelled... I know. Garage. And I said, hey... But I thought it was funny. Clearly I was wrong, but I didn't want... Here's... No, it is funny. I knew that Linus was having a bad... Well, he's got... He's having a bad week. Yeah. And I didn't want to knock on the door or ring the doorbell because I knew it would make it even worse because God forbid you think that like mom and the kids are home. But the magic of texting is that 10 minutes after you were here... I'm here and then... You're already here. All right. So that's what's going on at my house. What is going on at your house or as we like to call it, Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? The farm? Yes. Down on the Von Herman farm? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, try to write a song around that one. Well... E-I-E-I-O. Actually, that's how you spell the last part of Von Herman, isn't it? Yeah. R-R-M-A-N-N. On that farm, they had too many consonants. E-I-E-I-O. I mean, we're fine. We are dog sitting for Dan's parents. So in addition to the normal prime dogs... The two dogs that we have. Yes. We now have a third dog. Presley and Judd. We have Presley, Judd, and now Callie, who is a full-size, regular, black Labrador retriever. Now, the reason... Now, people should know if today's comedy seems so much more timely... What does that even mean? Because we're recording four days later than we normally do. It's true. This show will drop on a Wednesday, more than likely, and we're recording it on a Tuesday. Normally recorded on a Saturday. Now, Saturday, you couldn't record because of your ailment. Mm-hmm. You had the migraine. I had the migraine. You said the migraine. I actually wasn't the... Dan texted you. That wasn't even me. He was texting you in false pretense as me. Really? Just like read. I couldn't open my eyes to look at the phone. It is so lucky I didn't reply as I normally do with something really sexy. Oh, yeah. Sure. Right. Right. Because you normally say... Because that's our relationship. That's how we go. Right. And you say, I don't feel like doing this show today, and I usually reply... More like it would be like, who... He's talking about Tom and Jerry, and I don't understand Katie, and I'd be like, just let it go and tell him I can't make it today. You said your word was meh. You felt meh about doing the show. No, you said I felt meh. You said you felt... Oh, I felt meh. Meh. I didn't feel meh. You were in horrible pain. I felt, oh, God, this is death. Now, why did you have a migraine? Your migraine? I had a migraine that lasted for like five days, and I'm pretty sure it's directly related to the tetanus shot I got on Tuesday. Right. Like a week ago. I feel great now. Sure. You look great. Well, it's because I got my hair cut. Very sassy. Very sassy. Sassy. Yeah. But I got a tetanus shot on Tuesday, and starting that evening, I had a headache that would not go away. To beat the band. And it was to the point... Like, it got to the point where I felt... I was like, I can't close my mouth. Oh. You know? It's just that everything... Don't touch. Yeah. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Just... The blankets felt too heavy. Yeah. Everything was bad. Lights. Lights. Do you blame the tetanus shot? I do. I think it was the tetanus shot. Did you go... Did you flirt with death? Did you go to WebMD and see if a tetanus shot has... No, no. Oh, God forbid I look at a computer screen. That would have sent me right over the edge. That's what you could have said. What's his name? Dan. I was like, I don't know. What is his name? Yeah. Dr. Dan. Dr. Dan. You could have had Dan go in and Google it up and see. I've had migraines before. Right. And I really... Because it was such... Timing-wi

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