Episode 107

#107. Groggy

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Oh!

Hey, you know what that was?

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Oh!

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Oh!

Oh, just relax, all right?

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Oh!

When have...

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Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. So I've got this right. Flat repairs or replacement if needed. Rotations and rebalancing every 5,000 miles. All included with the tire purchase. With paid installation and tax? That's the... Don't make me say it. I was gonna say it. You don't say it. You back it up. That's the limited lifetime tire guarantee. Free with every tire purchase. So they're the... The best around. Nothing's gonna ever keep you down. You're the best. Midas. The best around. We need to start recording. Are you ready? Yeah. I'm waiting on you. Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey, you know what that was? That was me not reigning in the funny. Oh! Oh! All right. Oh! Oh, just relax, all right? Here we go. Oh! When have... Okay. Has it ever, ever worked out for you to tell any woman, just relax? No. As a matter of fact, it never has. Once. Ever. It never will. And you know what? It doesn't work for guys either. People don't like to be told to relax. Just relax. Yeah. F*** you. Oh, dear. That's not okay. Well, I mean... That's one of the words we don't say. When you tell someone, just relax, or just chill out, or... Chill out is not as bad as relax. You know what is? What? Calm down. Okay. Yeah, I agree with that. Oh! You're asking for a sock in the nose. Hey, you know what they would say on the old show Happy Days? You're cruising for a bruising. My mom would use that line on... Well, she loves Henry Winkler. Always has. You're cruising for a bruising. And you'd say, Mom, relax. It never worked out. It never does. All right. It never does. It never does. And it never will. Hey, let's do this thing. Mike O'Mara Radio Entertainment. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Do you remember how to do this? I was ready at 10. What's the head? I was ready at 10 a.m. I know. I was not. Although... I thought you were dead in a ditch somewhere. Well, you know what? Someday all your wishes will come true. But not today. I was just asleep. That's all. I was tired. You wouldn't have liked me at 10 a.m. anyway. Stop staying up until 4 a.m. And I know that you were up until 4 a.m. Because I was stalking. I was so upset. I tried to call your house phone. Oh, the landline. Right. And I was going through all of your family members' Facebooks. Right. To see when the last postings were. Who did you touch on in the Facebook world of my family? I went from you to Julia. And I was like, she doesn't really post much to your mom. Right. No, my mom doesn't understand how a computer works. And then your dad had been posting things to your page. Yes. Quite frequently. He was on a... So I was like, okay, well, he doesn't know anything. He was on a pinup tear this morning. A lot of pinups posted. He was... I was like, he's clearly not been informed of the tragedy either. Or maybe he was making arrangements at the parlor. So here's what you need to know. And I apologize for the delay. But I... Who are you apologizing to? To you. Thank you. So relax. How dare you. Hey, that was an ironic relax, okay? An IR. So I fell asleep in my computer chair. Classy. And woke up and said, ah, you know what? Just an hour of sleep. And then we'll hop on and do the cake and cookies thing. And then I open my eyes and it's afternoon. And not only is it afternoon, it's also after 12 noon. And I come down and there's a million texts. And you've all but asked for prayer cards from a Catholic church for my funeral. You're pretty... I texted Carrie. Yeah. I called your home phone. After... After it was past an hour and a half. Right. You were sure I was dead? From our start time. Right. I actually... The worries set in. Well, but it's fine. So can we... Can we just do one thing? We need... I have cause to celebrate. Yes. My best friend is not dead. Thank you. You see, you've turned it into a good thing. Right. That's what I do. Silver linings. Yeah. Hey! Champagne. Just like Julia spilled in my car. Did you... Did I tell you about that? No. Oh, this is good. This is a really great moment in parenting history. We're clearly... We're clearly not following note cards today. You don't... Well, we didn't last time. It's hard to because you just woke up. Yes, I'm groggy. That's my problem. So, you know, I'm... By the way... I'm just so delighted that you're alive. I know. And it's not the first time this month I've cheated death because I had the flu. Right. Flu type A. So many things... Did you not get a flu shot? I did, as a matter of fact. And the person who ostensibly was the doctor, who I think had like a... I think they might have gotten like a... For those not watching, Rob is using air bunnies. Air quotes, yeah. So I think what happened is this was a lady who went to the same technical school that Julia goes for graphic design and had like about a three-week medical course because I was telling her what was wrong with me. And so the whole thing... I went in for a sinus infection, which is why I still sound so throaty. And I went in. I said, I think I have a sinus infection. I don't feel all that well. It was called that once, but I don't think it was... It wasn't... By the way... It was not a compliment. Also, don't Google it. Not okay. Yikes! So don't Google throaty. Tell Dan that later, but he knows. So I went in. I said, I think I have a sinus infection and I'll need an antibiotic because... And it's really gross, but this is the symptom I know. I said, I can taste it. I can taste an infection coming on because I'm good at it. No, I get it. I understand it. You know when it's... And it's almost like... It was in its infancy. And you get the... No, you can taste it. And it's also... If you're really close to someone, you can smell it. Yep. And also things that are normally not as dark get darker. I'm not going to talk about phlegm. I'm not going to do it. So anyway, I go in and I go into the... You just did. I go to the urgent care and the lady that's wearing the gold star gets to be the doctor that day. She's not a doctor. She's like an assistant or something. A nurse. I'm only a nurse practitioner. Someone who can write prescriptions and knows way more about anything than you do. So, well, one would hope. And so she goes through and she says, hey, you know what? You have a little bit of a fever. And she gets this Q-tip. And I'm not going to be too... You know, I'm not going to overestimate it. But it was about 75 feet long. And she jams this Q-tip in my nose and pulls it out. And she says, we're going to run this off and get a test to see if you have the flu. I said, great. But I really do need something for this sinus infection. She said, okay. And she said, hey, let's check for strep. I said, cool. Now I'm getting into it. It's like a game. Do you have the tonsils? Do you have tonsils? I have my tonsils. I don't have my adenoids. Well, that's interesting. Most of the time, you get your tonsils out. They might leave your adenoids. Or they just take both. I've never heard of someone getting an adenoidectomy. Yeah, I think that's right. Yeah, so I had my adenoids out in the summer of 76. There was no Groupon then. So I think that's why they didn't do the tonsils as well. If there had been a Groupon, I think my mom would have gone for both. There was no internet. She said, get off Google. We're going to the hospital. And then celebrating our country's 200th anniversary. Katie just turned on a light. Okay, so anyway, so she comes back. I had a moment. And then the lady comes back. And she's like, hey, guess what? I said, what? She said, you've got the flu. And great news. We caught it early. And I said, this is good? She says, well, you need to know this. You're going to feel an awful lot worse before you feel better. But at least we caught it early. And I said, oh, okay. So they give me the Tamiflu and the whole deal. And then I go. And it's the next day. And I really do. Mathematically redoubling how bad I feel on the hour. And I wake up the next day. And I'm like. And then I think, you know what? She never gave me that prescription for the antibiotic. Because she was so excited about the flu. Oh, so you only got the Tamiflu. And you didn't get something to take care of the. The sinus infection. So I had to call in. And I said, hey, what's up? And so they gave me the Augmented Eye. What's up, Doc? So anyway, that's how I cheated. You'll notice in the background Dan is not laughing. Because he is actively. Bonding. No. Hashtag bonding. He just walks around with Betsy. Who we'll introduce later saying hashtag bonded. No, he is actively pulling a carry. And just no longer finding me funny. Oh, he's tired of you. How many years has it been of marriage now? Seven? Seven? I don't think. How long have we been married? Like five years. Hold on. It's been like five years. My guess was seven. Seven seems right. We've been here like four or five years. And then married like a year. Six. We've been married for six years. So I was close. But I overbid. So we all have to reset the board. So yeah, that's about right. That's about the time that. And you've known each other. Because you didn't. It wasn't an arranged marriage. I forget how it worked out. You weren't purchased and given to him, right? You actually dated? Not this time. No. No, that's right. That's why the other one didn't work out. Today is Oscar's birthday. Thank you, Oscar. So in any case, you've been married. And that's about the right amount of time for him to lose interest in your sense of humor. Carrie has totally given up on me. Well, I have tried to step up my game. And you know I am one for a good prank. Hold it. Before we get there. Do we want to do the prank? We'll get there yet. Do we want to do the prank or do we want to do Betsy first? I think that we really should. I want to hear about your sickness. I want to hear about like your dredges of awfulness. Because I thought you were dead today. Well, I'm fine now. I'm great. Look at me. I've never looked better. I do. I enjoy the beard. Thank you. Thank you. It's very long. Thank you for stopping. Stop trimming that weird piece in between your. Let's just. Let's bury that. That was weird. It's my philtrum. I've noticed it for years and never said anything. And then I was. Then are you. Then are you really a friend? If you never said anything and it bothered you? I didn't realize it was such a bone of contention for so many people. I thought maybe it was just me. You see, I do. What she's referring to is that for years. When I grew my facial hair, I would shave the little indentation under the center of my nose known as the philtrum. The question is. Reverse Hitler. Yeah, exactly. And you know what, Dan? That's a great policy for anyone. If you think it was something that Hitler would do, go the other way. Yeah. Don't try to eliminate an entire race of people. Don't try to invade Poland. Don't be a jerk. Do you know why Hitler didn't drink gin? It made hi

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