Episode 33

#33. Untoward Inference

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Hey Rob.

Yes?

I am already wiping mascara around the sides of my head.

No.

Do you need a thing?

No, I need you to not be funny.

I can't.

This is not what I can do.

Okay.

You ready?

Hey Rob.

Katie.

Is your refrigerator running?

Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment.

Hey there.

This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day.

I hate bad schedule and time keepers.

If you're in charge of a meeting, a group effort, or an event, it's your job to keep

things on track.

Granted, I can derail a conversation better than anybody.

But if you know I'm in attendance, you should plan accordingly and steer the ship around.

One stupid joke by yours truly should not kill an agenda.

I hate people who are easily derailed.

And you!

Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?

Finish that!

I hate you too!

Didn't even rehearse it.

Didn't?

That's called perfect timing.

Thank you.

That's right.

So, can I play Dude Walker or do you need to have some chilled grapes brought to you,

princess?

I do feel like a princess.

You look like a princess to me.

Thank you.

I suppose it's alright if you go ahead and play Dude.

Are you gonna talk?

Nope.

Okay.

In three.

Hey Rob.

Stop it!

Okay.

Two, one.

Cake and cookies.

Rob and Katie.

It's the Rob and Katie show.

You know what it is?

Back to school is busy enough. The last thing you need is shopping that makes it harder. Whether you're moving into a dorm, your first apartment, or just getting organized for the semester, Wayfair makes it easy to get everything you need in one place. Furniture, bedding, storage, decor, study essentials, all at prices you'll love with fast shipping before move-in day. Get everything you need for back-to-school season. Shop Wayfair.com today. Wayfair, every style, every home. Hey Rob. Yes? I am already wiping mascara around the sides of my head. No. Do you need a thing? No, I need you to not be funny. I can't. This is not what I can do. Okay. Okay. You ready? Hey Rob. Katie. Is your refrigerator running? Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate bad schedule and time keepers. If you're in charge of a meeting, a group effort, or an event, it's your job to keep things on track. Granted, I can derail a conversation better than anybody. But if you know I'm in attendance, you should plan accordingly and steer the ship around. One stupid joke by yours truly should not kill an agenda. I hate people who are easily derailed. And you! Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds? Finish that! I hate you too! Didn't even rehearse it. Didn't? That's called perfect timing. Thank you. That's right. So, can I play Dude Walker or do you need to have some chilled grapes brought to you, princess? I do feel like a princess. You look like a princess to me. Thank you. I suppose it's alright if you go ahead and play Dude. Are you gonna talk? Nope. Okay. In three. Hey Rob. Stop it! Okay. Two, one. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie show. You know what it is? It's the anniversary episode. It is! Happy anniversary to Dan and Katie. Yay! Happy anniversary to Rob and Carrie. Yay! It's also episode 33. The trobe. We... That's true. It comes from Mountain Springs to you. In a green bottle. We missed a week because of your face. My... Your face? Your face. Your face. Your face? And the reason that you are now not in a task chair, but actually in a leather easy chair, a pub style... No, not even like a club styled chair. Yeah. Nestled. You are nestled. I'm very comfortable. Cradling a microphone. I am cradling it. Against your heaving bosom. Between my... Betwixt my bosom. Is it bosom? I guess for that you would... Would you pluralize it? My bosoms? Your bosoms? Or is it... Is bosom... Or would it be bazooms? It's... Is bosom plural? I think it implies you're heaving bosom. Right. It's all one thing. Yeah, but this one is... This is clearly two entities. Well, this microphone is spelunking. And Dan only said that I looked nice. What did I say the minute you walked into... The moment you darkened my doorway, what did I say? And Dan said, you look beautiful. And you do. And I said, thank you. And then you said, I was talking to Dan. That's funny, isn't it? Yeah. But you see, folks, she really does look beautiful. And she really is seated like royalty. We actually moved furniture. Well, not really. I mean... Well, I know the chair sucks. It's like a slumming, a royal person slumming. Because it's my chair. I am... This is far more comfortable. I've been in a lot of pain lately. This is a thousand times more comfortable than my little office task chair. Task chair that you normally get. Yeah. Yes. And this has been an issue for a while. Yeah. You're not a fan. The chair is really hard for me to sit in because my feet... Even all the way down, my feet don't touch the ground. That's right. Eat a fan. And, you know, eat a thing. And then I have the tendency to just sort of lean over... To lean over the desk. And it's just not... It's not very comfortable. So we did. We turned an actual easy chair around. And you are cradling the microphone. Yes. And you look something like royalty. And I think that's nice. Maybe this will be the picture. This should be the picture. Well, happy anniversary. And thank you for coming. Did certainly miss you guys last week. We really... We shot for Monday. We shot for Tuesday. I know. And you got worse. I did. I did. And then I spent the entire weekend relaxing, laid up. I didn't really... The only thing I did was clean up a whole lot of poop on Friday. And this was related to all the medicine you're on? No. Oh, it's not your poop. No, it wasn't my poop. Well, you actually... Before we get into it, that means this week you have a poop story and a pee story. I do. Wow. I didn't even realize it. No, you really... You're covering all... It was... It's been... Almost all the bodily fluids. Yikes. Yeah. But I nearly had an actual breakdown over... We'll get to it. Okay. Over what happened. All right. We do need to talk about your jaw. But while we're talking bodily fluids, I wanted to ask you, have you heard the Ebola joke? I don't believe so. You probably won't get it. And I want to thank the great Jimmy Cerrito who texted me that joke. And you know, I text with Jimmy... He texted it to you. He texted it to me. God bless. Like, wasn't it like four o'clock in the morning? Like one of those kinds of things? I think it's deleted. It might have been sort of late at night. You deleted that? That's like... That's textifying gold. But I had... I had the... Oh, here we go. Here we go. The text came at 7.28 p.m. on a Friday night. Just getting started. Just getting started. But here's a good... Well, I can still type. He says, have you heard the Ebola joke yet? You probably won't get it. And I replied, I've told this joke to everybody. Oh! I heart him so much. He's the best. King of the wing. He is. And vote for that. I know that's going on right now. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to see a lot of it on Facebook. So just keep voting. It makes Jimmy very happy to vote for him as king of the wings. Well, honestly, are there any better wing places? No, it's the best. I know. But is king an elected position? Why should you have to vote to be a king? Somebody bought him like a little crown that he wears when he runs down the street in his underwear. Not just somebody. Uh-huh. My father. Are you kidding me? My father went to one of his- I did not know this. My father went to one of the king of the wings celebrations, fets, if you will. Fets? Yes, that's F-E-T-E with a little hat on the- I know how it's- Yeah. I know. You know where you're from. I might have been there. You know, I think you were. Probably. And my father was watching Jimmy at one of his wing fets. Mm-hmm. Running around in like, you know, that horrible- In his underwear. Yeah, in one of his horrible outfits and a crown. And my father says, hey. I said, why are you whispering? We're in a bar. He says, hey, Jimmy's crown sucks. I said- Oh, okay. He said, let's go online and buy him a better crown. What? That's what my dad did. He went home and spent a decent amount of money to buy Jimmy his crown. Can we change the name of our show? To what? Cake and the Princess of Podcasts. No, I think we're going to call it the Podcast Fet. How will people search for it? It's going to involve the command button. Oh, no. You have to hold the E down until you get the pointed hat. Until you get the pointed hat. No, cake and cookies is what we are. It's what we are. That's what dude said. I know. So you- We certainly can't ask him or pay him to say those words again. Don't say the word pay and dude walker at the same time. It makes me nervous. It makes me nervous. So you- The problem that you suffered last week was it entirely- It was jaw related, right? So you have your procedure coming up a week from today. Yeah, we actually moved it up. I worked with a doctor after the pain became so bad. We decided to try to get in as soon as possible. Did you actually miss work? Um, no. But I know you work from home. So it's not a fair question. I was just curious. Yeah, I did work out sort of an arrangement with my boss that I would work what would come out to be like- As much, you know. Understood. So there were a couple of days where I actually worked from bed. So instead of video conferencing, I would join a conference, but I would keep the camera turned off. I understand. And for the most part- Everybody would be turned on. For the most part, everyone was really understanding. Good. Um, quite frankly, meetings were much more efficient because I wasn't speaking a whole lot. So- Oh, and also we should explain, in your absence from the show last week, you did not have a stroke. The reason you sound like this- Do I- You told me it didn't sound that bad. You don't sound that bad, but I know that there are people that are thinking- What the hell has happened to Katie? Yes. I should- And yes, and I hate- The soap selection is- You're going to have to delete that. I'm so sorry. You're fine. But yeah, you've got your mouth guard in. Yeah. So as soon as we- I can't take- I can't- I'm not supposed to take it out until, well, probably like a week after my surgery. And also this means that immediately following this podcast, you're going to take on George Foreman. Right. No, not that kind of- And his grill. You're wearing your grill. I know. No. But you've got your little mouth guard in. Yeah. Yeah. So it's just okay. I do apologize. I said I would take it out. No, I don't think anyone would have noticed. But I think we need to head that off at the past. Past? No. Head it off at the past. Past. Yeah. And you know what? I haven't had any bad jaw pain or anything. I'm just a mess. Maybe I've had a stroke. Perhaps so. Carrie, I was theorizing over the weekend. She might have had a stroke. Because she was not talking well. Why? She just wasn't. Sometimes it happens. Was she just like so overstimulated she couldn't get it together? Well, you know, she's traveling with her. You went on a trip. We did go on a trip. An anniversary trip. Yes, it was. We were observing the anniversary, which actually fell last weekend. But much like- I love that our anniversaries are like a week apart. I had no idea. How did I not know this? I didn't know it either. Maybe they're getting closer together with the time change and daylight savings. I'm sure that's what it is. I bet that's what it is. But traveling with Carrie is a little like traveling with an infant. That's horrible. Or a child. It's just like traveling with Dan. You need to keep her busy. Oh, crayons. Well, you know what? It's the day of the smartphone. Okay. So I said- Just keep her plugged in. I said, hey, what's Pandora? She said- What? Well, because she's got all those, you know, the apps. She said, well, Pandora, you can pay for it, but I've got the free one and you can pick a band and listen to their station and it's sometimes them or it's sometimes people like them. Right. And there's commercials. And I said, I'm all in. Now, as soon as we were listening- But you knew what Pandora- Okay. Okay. Like I said, it's like traveling with a kid. And so we're traveling and Casey was listening to Casey Kasem counting down the top hits from this week in 1976. I am going to interject. Yeah. Dan and I actually had an argument last week about him being condescending to me when I was taking pain pills. Okay. How did that go? As well as I think it would go if you asked me if I knew what Pandora was. Well, I didn't say it in a condescending way. I made myself look the fool. It's trickery. Well, it is. No. No. I know exactly what it is. We have- Okay. How about this? Let's pause the current conversation. Let's go- Let's take this detour. Okay. When we do this show, and I'll put that in quotation marks, this show, we ostensibly have conversations, right? That's what we do. We try. We try. We try very hard. Do we not, each of us, sometimes use trickery to advance the topics and make it go- For example, I'm not saying I had already told you the Ebola joke, but- I didn't expect you to say that. So sometimes there's trickery at play. Trickery. And my trickery was

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