Episode 93

#93 “Pig Door”

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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You don't like when I'm frozen because Fresh Rob is better.

Fresh Rob is so much better.

Get it out of the can.

Organic is the best.

The first thing I say on Rob Radio this week is,

did you eat turkey?

All right.

Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

Don't say, ah, over dude.

You said it first.

Yeah, but I didn't say it over dude.

I have to send this steak back.

It's over dude.

I can't see your buttoning.

Hey, nice buttoning.

All right.

Everybody be quiet just for a second.

Then we'll talk to her blue in the face.

Here we go.

Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

Cake and cookies.

Rob and Katie.

It's the Rob and Katie Show.

Hey, look, it's us.

Hey.

How you doing?

I'm all right.

How you doing?

Good, because the show got off to such a smooth start.

Like always.

I blame auto.

Correct.

So do you recognize the song?

It's from Peanuts.

Nope.

It's Led Zeppelin.

It's called Black Dog.

That is not true.

You're right.

Stop the music.

That is the Thanksgiving theme from the Peanuts.

Vince Guaraldi.

Thank you.

And not Peanut the bunny.

My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC1527613. You don't like when I'm frozen because Fresh Rob is better. Fresh Rob is so much better. Get it out of the can. Organic is the best. The first thing I say on Rob Radio this week is, did you eat turkey? All right. Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment. Don't say, ah, over dude. You said it first. Yeah, but I didn't say it over dude. I have to send this steak back. It's over dude. I can't see your buttoning. Hey, nice buttoning. All right. Everybody be quiet just for a second. Then we'll talk to her blue in the face. Here we go. Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Hey, look, it's us. Hey. How you doing? I'm all right. How you doing? Good, because the show got off to such a smooth start. Like always. I blame auto. Correct. So do you recognize the song? It's from Peanuts. Nope. It's Led Zeppelin. It's called Black Dog. That is not true. You're right. Stop the music. Stop the music. Stop the music. That is the Thanksgiving theme from the Peanuts. Vince Guaraldi. Thank you. And not Peanut the bunny. Holla. Peanut Sternberg. Peanut Sternberg. He's a good rabbit. You know, I had a rabbit when I was growing up. Is it a she or a he, Peanut? Peanut is a boy. And all this time, I thought that Peanut was a girl. I think most rabbits are girls, aren't they? Or is it even? I don't. I don't know. Can we get the, can we break out the specs on the rabbits, please? Can we get those schematics? Those metrics? Well, I know once they start populating, they populate a lot. The old joke in the Bugs Bunny cartoon. You know, I just made a realization inside my head. What's that? Copulate is very similar to populate. And one doesn't happen without the other. I'm feeling pretty smart right now. It's become a very dirty show all of a sudden. No, no, no. You with your sexual puns. We gotta keep PG. Your dirty wordplay. That's not a dirty word. Yeah, but the act is not appropriate at times. The act is not dirty. Depends. Okay, now you're turning this into something it shouldn't be. Hey, I'm not even gonna bring up the second bedroom. Hey. Hey. I put a second bed in the second bedroom, so now there's two beds in there. Oh, for guests? I mean... Good news, Dan. I sold the tickets. That's not why we're here. Next year, new tax bracket. We are diving deep into cake and cookies lore as we talk about the second bedroom. Stop it! But that's not why we're here. We're here because of Thanksgiving. And of course, you know... We wanted to throw you a wishbone. As I've always said, we didn't land on Plymouth Rock. As you've always said. I say it all the time. All the time! No, um... Rob, I'm getting sick of you and your Plymouth Rock references. I know, I know. The, um... You know what I prefer? What's that? Fraggle Rock. That's great. Okay. Traveling Matt. And of course, the dog. And also, didn't they live awfully close to those ogres for the guy who was the inventor? To not know the ogre was there? The ogres were just out back. Right. And if the ogres were that big, then they would have been, like, life-size. Bigger than life-size. Well, no, because in comparison, if you think about the size of the Fraggles to the size of... The ogres? No, the inventor. What was his name? Well, the guy who owned the dog. Yes. And he had... Yeah, I don't think we... I don't think... Here's the... Here's the secret of Fraggle Rock. They never gave his name. I don't think that's true. I just made that up. Rob! Well, the ogres, there was a king and a queen and a simpleton son. Yes. And that is the name of that tune. But we've seen Fraggles in reference to the inventor. So let's say the ogres, even if they're just six and a half feet tall, which I think they're probably closer to seven because based on those heads, those are some big-ass heads. Mm-hmm. So these ogres are running... And by the way, it's not like these ogres could fit in at a shopping mall. Did you ever think that the trash heap was almost a Jabba the Hutt? I always thought they gave the trash heap a little too much credit for having wisdom because the advice wasn't always that sound and not always that brilliant. What is on your... The bookshelf behind you, there's two black things and it looks... I guess they're hats, but when I reduce your image on Skype, it looks like you have mouse ears. Oh, I can see in the little window. It looks like I'm wearing Mickey Mouse ears. Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Happy Thanksgiving! Ha ha ha! So anyway, about Fraggle Rock, yes. There are three fedoras lined up on the shelf. But only two come into play when we make Mouse Ear, Katie. The two black fedoras. It looks like I'm wearing... Mouse ears. Mouse ears. Yeah, and this is really not for anyone's benefit but mine. But let's get back to the real reason we're here, which is the fact if those ogres live that close to the inventor's shop... No! They had to run into each other. I didn't... Like if he's getting gas or went out to pick up his dry cleaning and you know... To put trash in the trash heap? Did they add trash to it or was it sort of a stagnant trash heap? Thank you for moving your camera. I had to. It was distracting me. You no longer look like a rodent. So did they add trash to the trash heap? Did... Who added trash? Because I assumed it was the inventor shop owner dude's trash. But don't you have to go through the ogres to get to the trash? What? This is not why we're here. We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Thank you. Thank you. The pilgrims did. Yes, they did. And they had... Is it the Nina the Pinta and the... No. That's not it, is it? That's not the story of Thanksgiving. That was Christopher Columbus. And that was 130 years... Nina the Pinta and the Santa Maria. 130 years later came the Mayflower. That's right. There you go. And on it, there was pilgrims and their hats had buckles. And I'm sure... So did they choose? I'm sure there was a... I bet it was not a great cruise. Now buckle down! And simmer down, as they say down south. You simmer down, you. I don't think they say that down here. They say it in South Carolina because my grandmother used to say it. Well, simmer down now. Simmer down now. Now, let's button up... Before we talk buckles, let's button up this thing. Didn't you have to go through the ogres to get to the trash heap? Rob! What? We're not discussing Fraggle Rock anymore. I'm not the one who brought it up. Okay, yes. So when the Fraggles wanted some advice, they needed to go talk to the trash heap. Who had a woman's voice. They had to run through the ogre's lawn. So let's go with your theory that it's the trash of the inventor. And he generated a lot of trash. He left a big carbon footprint. That was an unspoken subplot in Fraggle Rock. And by the way, that'd be a great name for an album. Wembley probably didn't like it. He was kind of the hippie Fraggle. Yeah, exactly. With the hat, right? Yeah. Yeah, no eyes. Well, because he was squinty. He made... No, he was... He was born different. He had a birth defect. He had no eyes. And now here's the newest cut from the band, Fraggle Rock. When I texted you last night to see if we could do a super quick Thanksgiving show. And that's what we're doing. Just for people to take on the road. Yeah. Not us. We're not going on the road. No, no. Although our show might belong on the road. Hey, let's get the show on the road. So all I'm saying, and we're going to finish this right now. We're taking it to the streets. That's right. Just like Michael McDonald. Or if you're younger than me, the guy from Non-American Idol that looked really old. What was his name? Simon Cowell? No, no, no. He was a contestant. Oh. But all I'm saying is this. Is that if they lived that close to each other, there was probably a moment when the inventor and the simpleton sun ogre ran into each other. Like at 4th of July, they bought fireworks. They probably went to the same stand. And they, you know, he said, excuse me, seven foot ogre. Can you pass me some sparklers? They said, hey, you. I know you. You're the ogre from my backyard. It would be a great episode is all I'm saying. Can you start the show? Let's start the show. His name was Taylor Hicks. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Power 105 WAVA. Doobie Brothers cover. It's Taylor Hicks from season three of American Idol. You don't know me, but I'm no brother. Not as good. I can't sing along because I forgot there's a delay. Damn it. That's all right. How about this? As a Thanksgiving miracle, let us start the show with my world famous Michael McDonald impression. You don't know me, but I'm your brother. I don't know all the words. Still got it wrong. I know. I'm not blind, but I don't like what I think I see. Taking it to the scene. That's not Taylor Hicks. I, of all times, in us doing this show, this is the most I have ever wished that there wasn't a delay because I want to do this along with you so badly. All right. All right. The next time you're in town. And by the way, the next time you're in town, I want you to go out in my backyard. You won't believe just two houses down are three ogres. One is a king. I walk past them every time I take out the trash. To the heap because we don't have trash collection in Leesburg. We just have a pile. There's a king. There's a queen. They're both hideously oversized. And there's a simpleton sun. Do you think that's what Shrek was based upon? I think Shrek was actually based on a real book when you go far enough back. I think it was because it was a it was an absolute anti Disney thing. And I think it was well thought out. I think it was based on a book written by Taylor Hicks. No, Fantasia Burino. It was a book written by all of the losing contestants. All the people. Kelly Clarkson. Clay Aiken. Simmer down. Simmer down and do your Thanksgiving show. I'm allergic to tree nuts. I have. I just wanted. I have like a couple of really fun. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. And you're drinking. Do you have a response? Yeah, I do. Thanksgiving Day. And you started drinking early. Well, I have to go. So I'm in Savannah. Thanksgiving plans were sort of rearranged. My surgery was postponed. All kinds of. Yeah, you're having trouble with big insurance, but that's not for Thanksgiving. No. So my friend Danny, we did this last year. I do believe that's your husband. And most people call him Dan. No. Danny is a woman. An amazing, wonderful woman. No, not my husband Dan. This is a different. This is. Nobody calls Dan. My husband. Danny. I think I'm going to start. Except for Elvis. Yes, he does. Doesn't he? Oh, Danny boy. Now cut that out because people will think he's going to come in. Is he at work? He is at work. Yeah. Danny on the job. It's work, Danny. Corporate Dan. So this is a female version of your husband. Have I told you about opinionated Jim? I don't think you have. Okay. All bets are off. All right. Happy Thanksgiving. Oh, because it is. Thanksgiving Day. Tomorrow. So Savannah apparently changes people. It does. It has a rich sort of atmosphere that changes people's way. What do you mean a rich atmosphere? I mean, it is a storied city with a rich cultural. Oh, I thought you meant like money. And I was like, no. No, no. No, no, no, no. No, not that. I think the alcohol changes people more. Yeah. I've seen that not just in Savannah, but also New Orleans and your house. But it's also, yeah. But it's also such, it's really

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