Episode 79

#79. Kick Beer Craft League

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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I need you to bring me a pain pill.

Are you sending that to Dan?

I think Charles Hamilton may get it.

That's a line from Going With The Wind.

Was I hanging drapes or was I making clothes?

Anytime you hang drapes, you're just storing the fabric for your next outfit.

And don't forget one of my favorite lines from Carol Burnett.

When she comes down in the bad curtain outfit, she says,

well, I saw it in the window and I just had to have it.

Did you start watching the history of comedy?

I've watched one and a half episodes, but they're all living in my DVR.

Okay.

They're really, really good.

But like a lightning bolt, he just swooped right in and right back out.

He's like a ghost.

I think he might have died.

Dan?

Yeah.

Okay.

Because you went right from the history of comedy to that.

And I'm thinking, man, I got to see episode three if there's goats in it.

Not goats.

Ghosts.

Both great.

Oh, no, no, no.

You know I don't like goats.

Why not?

Freaky eyeballs.

There were multiple times in my youth when at petting zoos, goats knocked me over.

Not just once.

Did they look you in the eye with their freaky eyeballs?

Well, this guy.

Have you looked in a goat's eye?

No.

And let him steal my soul?

Absolutely not.

No.

Do you know what?

So have you never looked at like goat's eyeballs?

Can we start the show?

This is, we really should begin.

And we can talk about goats within the show.

But goats as in, not goats as in like greatest of all time.

Are you ready to hear from the man in the sky?

Yeah.

My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. I need you to bring me a pain pill. Are you sending that to Dan? I think Charles Hamilton may get it. That's a line from Going With The Wind. Was I hanging drapes or was I making clothes? Anytime you hang drapes, you're just storing the fabric for your next outfit. And don't forget one of my favorite lines from Carol Burnett. When she comes down in the bad curtain outfit, she says, well, I saw it in the window and I just had to have it. Did you start watching the history of comedy? I've watched one and a half episodes, but they're all living in my DVR. Okay. They're really, really good. But like a lightning bolt, he just swooped right in and right back out. He's like a ghost. I think he might have died. Dan? Yeah. Okay. Because you went right from the history of comedy to that. And I'm thinking, man, I got to see episode three if there's goats in it. Not goats. Ghosts. Both great. Both great. Oh, no, no, no. You know I don't like goats. Why not? Freaky eyeballs. There were multiple times in my youth when at petting zoos, goats knocked me over. Not just once. Did they look you in the eye with their freaky eyeballs? Well, this guy. Have you looked in a goat's eye? No. And let him steal my soul? Absolutely not. No. Do you know what? So have you never looked at like goat's eyeballs? Can we start the show? This is, we really should begin. And we can talk about goats within the show. But goats as in, not goats as in like greatest of all time. Are you ready to hear from the man in the sky? Yeah. I have more stuff to tell you about kickball. It harkens directly to why Presley and Judd were upset just now. Okay. Hold on. We'll get into all that. But first, this. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. I don't want to stick my nose where it doesn't belong, but I'm getting the impression that things in your house are unsettled. Um, I'm not sure what you mean by that. We'll explore it after we hear from the man in the sky. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie show. All I mean is this. Well, first of all, welcome to Cake and Cookies, which is now becoming a weekly event. What? I'm enjoying it. It's fantastic. It is a weekly podcast to show via comparison that your life isn't that bad. Hi, I'm Cake, Rob Spiwag. Every time. I like to change it up, you know, keep it fresh. Can we try it again? Sure. Hi, I'm Cake, Rob Spiwag. And I'm Cookie, Katie Von Herman. Perfect. Thank you to Mike and Oscar and Pony and the interns like Dan O'Brien who make this show happen on a semi-regular recurring basis. The interns have nothing to do with what we do. I know, but it's sarcasm when I say Dan O'Brien because he doesn't have anything to do with anything. Oh. It's just you seem... I'm drawing pictures. See? That right there. You don't usually lose focus until at least 20 minutes into the show. And already you've lost focus. It's not. No, no, no, no. I'm drawing pictures of goat eyes. Oh, so I can see them? Laser focused, Rob. Laser focused. Understood. But also Dan is playing kickball. He's not playing kickball. The dogs are barking because of kickball. It just feels as if the house is unsettled. Oh, it is a little. Yes. Okay. And I don't mean that as anything against you. It's just the vibe I picked up on. I have been a little restless. What with us not having really left the house in a month. That's true because you've been playing nursemaid. So last week Dan was feeling well-ish. Better. So we went and had a glass of wine together. We left the house. Yes. The homestead. Uh-huh. That was not a trip to a grocery store. Were you blinded by that huge fiery mass in the sky? We were blinded. Yes. Very pale. I kept my sunglasses. I wear my sunglasses at night. Yeah, like Corey Hart. The whole thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So we went and had a glass of wine. Big one. That was nice. Did you go see the, was it the artist bartender? No, no. We haven't seen Jefferson. He's been working on the Hummingbird though. Okay, good, good. I posted a couple of things on my Facebook page. Yes. He did a live session. Like he was Facebook live-ing. Oh, okay. He did a Facebook live. What do you call that? Facebook live. He was live on Facebook? You go live, you go on Facebook live. Okay. You should do it. It's fun. I've done it. While he was painting. Now Jefferson looks, uh, well. Well, it's always good when you look well. Unexpected, perhaps? Are you saying he doesn't look the way you would expect him to look? I don't know. He grew up like out in a holler. Okay. And he went to SCAD. He's the same age that I am. He's almost 30, almost 40, something like that. All right. And, um, he, he's gray. He's like salt and pepper hair, which mine might be, but I color it too frequently to really know at this point. And it's good when your hair is salt and pepper because otherwise it has virtually no flavor. Zippy flavor. Nothing. Covered in tattoos. Right. Huge gray beard. Okay. But why would I not expect this? Well, when he, no, when he was on the Facebook live, he was wearing overalls and a sleeveless shirt, um, and like a Rasta type hat and was playing, I shit you not. And yes, you'll have to bleep that out. Thank you. Um, Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it was playing in the background. That is unexpected. I'll give you that. There was just so much going on. I didn't even, I was, oh yeah, he's painting our bird. It was the last thing I was thinking of when I tuned into this. He was painting your bird live on the internet. Huh? Yeah. So, but that's not why you're unsettled. Oh no. So, so, uh, they had the first, um, kickball, like a practice game. People should know that later. It doesn't count. You should know that a Dan is part of a kickball league that may or may not be featured. Kickball league. I don't know what you recorded and what you didn't. You'll hear more about it in the Easter egg. I'll just say that, but he's part of a craft brew kickball league that plays that they play in the San Nat stadium. Yes, but it's the bananas now, but they play at Daffin park. Okay. At the stadium. All right. And, uh, Dan is not well enough to play, but he's still a part of the team. Yes. So he's going to his, his first foray back to, they have practice today. Um, kickball practice. Hey, some of these people, I told you very fit, not our team. I don't question their physical aptitude. I question that the sport is one that I would think wouldn't need a lot of practice. I mean, they don't want to make fools of themselves. They're already part of a craft beer kickball league. How far of a leap is it? I think they also probably didn't want to hurt themselves, which is what happened in the first game. Why the dogs are all who hot. There's a whole, okay. I'm coming back. It was the first circle. Rob was the first game of preseason game, or was it a game that counted? Preseason. Preseason. Didn't count. Exhibition game. Okay. So, and this is at Daffin Park. Right. Where the bananas play. It is approximately 9.30, 10 o'clock. Right. We knew that the games had started at like seven. Um, and we start getting on the group text. Does anyone have any crutches? And I said, I like to say it's your old buddy Rob a lot. And they said, no, no, no. Like a crippled person would have like tiny Tim. Not a verbal crutch. Not a verbal crutch. No. Physical. Yes. Under the arm, grab it and support that bum leg. Did you have crutches? No. Shocking. Actually. I know. I think one was pretty surprised that of all the people. Anyone who darkens your door immediately starts falling apart. No crutches there. All I have is a motorized wheelchair. Actually, Kyle and Laura did have a wheelchair. That's excellent. They're fun. So what happened? Wheelchair is not Kyle and Laura. Sunny, who lives right beside us. Hi, Katie. I used to be quarterback for the Washington Redskins. Not that sunny. Okay. I can keep hoping though. It's not NFL Hall of Famer, Sunny Jergensen. It's another Sunny. A few years ago, I guess Sunny tore his calf muscle and he was running and he thought that he had retorn it. At any rate, he really aggravated that old injury. All right. By playing kickball at a craft beer league. He lives next door. He has two dogs, Molly and Storm, and he can't walk them. His yard is not fenced in. Oh. He'll send us a text. Can the girls go in your backyard? We're like, sure. So he'll hobble the dobs up. Hey, buddy. And let them go crazy in our backyard for a while. And that drives your dogs crazy. Well, yeah. And that's why things are unsettled. Unsettled. Now, is the whole league a craft beer thing or is it just Dan's team that drinks? It's the whole league. Okay. You understand how I could perceive. I, I, yes. Okay. That would be, oh, you know what we should do? This should be our thing. We should be the craft beer team. Uh, their team name is fireworks or gunshots. And let me tell you why. Another wasted opportunity to call a sporting organization, the Savannah Guthries. Twice it's eluded me, but why do they call it fireworks or gunshots? You've been in our neighborhood. I have. It's a nice, nice place. But it butts up to other neighborhoods. It does. Yep. And at any given point, usually throughout the summer, when people are wanting to be outside at night, setting off fireworks. Could be fireworks. I understand. Gunshots. But someone, as soon as you hear anything, like if you, if you have like half a bit of a sense of humor about it, we all like immediately open up Facebook and go to the neighborhood chat to see which asshat is going to post first. Fireworks or gunshots. That sounds like a good game. Yeah. So I'm glad that Dan is better. I'm glad that he's at practice. By the way, it's really, it's their fireworks. Of course. I didn't hear, I've twice been to your city and I've never heard a gunshot. I have. Don't say that. Well, no, it was New Year's Eve and I guess there were people shooting guns up through in the air. Hooray. Dan and I were on the cell phone. We're like, oh yeah, those were gunshot. Now, are they dressed in period costumes of the 1860s when they fire these guns? No, no. That's like a musket. That's just like one, one round at a time. Was this gunfire covered by local news reporter, Colonel, I forget his name now. He was the man who ran the paper. Slowpoke. Colonel Von Slowpoke. That's right. Colonel Von Slowpoke. What concerns us here at the Daily Register. But I will say the next day, New Year's Day. Yes. Erica on the other side of us next door. Yeah. There was a bullet hole in her hood. Hood of her car, hood of her jacket. Car. Okay, let's be specific. At the Daily Register, we always sweat the details. We'll have a new issue coming out in June, no later than August. So that happened. And that just goes to show you, just because you have access and you think it's like funnery, what goes up must come down. Why, yes. I do believe it was blood, sweat, and tears that taught us that in the 1960s. Now, before we change our topic, I want you to choose what topic you'd like to address first. Citrus fruit or the question? Oh. Where shall we go? The question. The question it is. So. ABC. Will you entertain a question? Okay. Carrie and the kids are coming down per your invitation for spring break. Yes. And they were curious if one other could come with them. A four-legged friend. Can Linus come? Yes. That's her question. Oh. Now, I said that, you know,

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