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#10. Horseplay and Grab-ass

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Hey there! This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day.

I hate scheduled fun.

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By nature, the word relax does not include sticking to a list of where to be and when.

If I'm having fun and or relaxing, keep your schedule to yourself.

Let me enjoy my time without telling me the time.

The rest of your life is planned out enough without the addition of scheduling your free time.

I hate scheduled fun. And you, I hate you too.

Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show.

Ahoy oi.

Man, I love that I can do those in one take.

Amazing.

It really is.

Talent abounds.

Looking at me and saying, is it badly written?

I don't know. You wrote it.

I know.

I haven't even heard the whole thing. I like that though.

Typed it on the way here.

I hate, I, man, if I've got free time and you hand me an itinerary, I, I might just smack you.

You're not a big fan?

No.

Well, then you'd hate going on a cruise.

See, I, I've actually thought about this. I don't think that I would enjoy a cruise.

Well, you don't have to stick to the stuff, but you feel almost like you should.

Oh, see, I don't need added pressure either.

Well, every day they hand you a thing and they say you can do this, this, this, this, this, this, and this.

Eventually though, on our cruise, they asked, they stopped asking us to go to the trivia contest.

Well, yeah.

I won the ball.

Yeah, that, that would be a terrible idea.

Um, yeah, there's, yours just has a big black mark on it.

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My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice! And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there! This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate scheduled fun. Itineraries, schedules, and to-do lists have no business in the world of vacation, free time, or days of just nothing to do. By nature, the word relax does not include sticking to a list of where to be and when. If I'm having fun and or relaxing, keep your schedule to yourself. Let me enjoy my time without telling me the time. The rest of your life is planned out enough without the addition of scheduling your free time. I hate scheduled fun. And you, I hate you too. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Ahoy oi. Man, I love that I can do those in one take. Amazing. It really is. Talent abounds. Looking at me and saying, is it badly written? I don't know. You wrote it. I know. I haven't even heard the whole thing. I like that though. Typed it on the way here. I hate, I, man, if I've got free time and you hand me an itinerary, I, I might just smack you. You're not a big fan? No. Well, then you'd hate going on a cruise. See, I, I've actually thought about this. I don't think that I would enjoy a cruise. Well, you don't have to stick to the stuff, but you feel almost like you should. Oh, see, I don't need added pressure either. Well, every day they hand you a thing and they say you can do this, this, this, this, this, this, and this. Eventually though, on our cruise, they asked, they stopped asking us to go to the trivia contest. Well, yeah. I won the ball. Yeah, that, that would be a terrible idea. Um, yeah, there's, yours just has a big black mark on it. Like, like some sort of FBI. Yeah, they blacked it out. Yeah. Kind of like J Edgar Hoover. Yes, exactly. That was my travel agent. It was the, uh, the Watergate files. There's just, you know, lots of things that you're not invited to. I didn't say, Rob, why don't you just go to the bar? Bar's nice. Lots to drink at the bar. But that's sort of, that's sort of, if I'm on vacation, sometimes I like to have a general idea of things that could possibly happen. Broad strokes. Broad, and when we're talking broad strokes, we're talking, hmm, probably gonna have some breakfast. Right. Maybe some drinks. Maybe a nap might happen. That's it? You don't buy, like, tickets to stuff. No, I can't do that. No. No, no. Even if you were to go to, like, a theme park, easy pass, too much of a commitment? F that. I can't ride Space Mountain in 215. It's just too much of a hustle. That's, that's, no. All right. No. It's cake and cookies. We've got our issues. It's a weekly podcast to show by way of comparison that your life really isn't that bad. Our thanks, as always, to Mike O'Mara, Oscar Santana, and everyone at More Broadcasting. Check us out on Facebook. We are at Facebook.com slash Rob and Katie. Or on Twitter, at Rob and Katie. Right. I love it. And, uh, or on iTunes. This is, I still see us occasionally as new and noteworthy. We were this past week. On, I, I know, I forget. I know that I'm cake and you're cookies. Well, I will not be cake, so that sort of leaves you in the default position. So, are you new or are you noteworthy? Ooh. Hi, I'm new. And I'm noteworthy. We've got so much to talk about today. But first, you mentioned a name. I try to stay as plugged into pop culture as I can. Uh-huh. And, uh, even if it is the pop culture of 1960, I try to stay on top of it. Uh, I know everything about Father Knows Best. Uh-huh. But you mentioned something, and I don't feel we need to apologize for the amount of champagne you drank on last week's episode. I, I do. You really? I, I, I. I thought the show was fine. I enjoyed it very much. After you edited. After I took out about a third of it. Yeah. I thought we tightened it up very nicely. Yeah, I won't be drinking. I, from now on, am going to be the Patty Stanger of podcasting. Spell Stanger. I believe it's S-T-A-N-G-E-R. So, it's not Stanger? No, I think she goes by Stanger. Okay, well, you need to explain who, who this is, because I don't know. She is the Millionaire Matchmaker. I still don't know who that is. It is a show on Bravo. Okay, I'm getting warmer. Yes. And she. Now you've told me enough to know that I know why I don't know who it is. Right. It's, yeah. It's embarrassing. This really is like, it's not even a guilty pleasure. I'm just guilty. You watch Millionaire Matchmaker? Can you give me a thumbnail of what the show is? Okay, she is a matchmaker. Okay. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. Yes. So, she is a matchmaker, and she. Without her, we'd never get any candles lit. Runs this, like. Not that kind of match. Millionaire Matchmaker Club. Like, you have to be some sort of millionaire. Okay. Do they have famous people on? Occasionally, yes. Like a Robert Urich? Someone really happening? They're all, like, not high up on the A-listing. Older people? Like, would George Segal do the show? I think that might be a little beyond. Really? George Segal's too much? Chad Everett? You very rarely see anyone on there that's, like, over 65, but you do get some, like, seriously, seriously, just ridiculously, oh my God, if I met these people in real life, I'd probably shake them. So, the only reason that they're allowed to be on Millionaire Matchmaker is that they have value. They're millionaires. And they pay. Oh, okay. So, she makes a living from this. She goes and, like, finds out all about them. Mm-hmm. And then tries to find a group of women or men. Yes. Depending on, you know, who's into what. And what they're shooting for. Right. And then she hosts some sort of, like, little party. Mm-hmm. And they narrow it down to two people that they'd like to go on a mini date. Right. And they meet those people for a few minutes, and then they have to choose who they get to take on their master date. Oh, okay. But all of these people have been sort of handpicked. By this lady. Right. And her staff. And why are you like her? Because does she drink too much? She has, no, she has, she has rules for everything. Okay. And the rules for, like, her, the mixers. Yeah. There's a two-drink maximum. That's a horrible rule. But that's going to be you from now on? Two-drink maximum. Now, already. No sex before. Monogamy. Well, almost by. Meet my millionaires. Oh, no. You really do watch this show. I do. But you see, already we were questioning your two-drink rule because you had a beer before we did the show. Well, I got here before you did. Well, yeah, but I didn't. That makes me sound like a bad host. Robert. No, you had stuff to do. There's nobody here. You had to go pick up Linus. Linus was getting groomed. Yes. And I sent you a text. He's just a good boy. He's a good boy. And I said, I've got to go and pick up the dog. If you get here before I do, this is the code to get in. Yes, Linus. Hey, Dad. They did stuff to my butt. I know. They expressed your glands. Dad. Yes? I don't know why you take me to that place. I know. It's normally like third date stuff, isn't it, boy? Dad, I don't know anybody that well. Hey, you know, didn't Madonna do a song called Express Yourself? I think so. Could you do that? It would save me so much time and trouble. Express yourself. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Dad, I'm not your dancing monkey. I know. I know. Let's move on. Dad. So I gave Katie the code and Dan, and now I'm speaking to you of the third person like you're not here because I don't know if you're still being the dog or not. I'm back. Oh, you're back. I'm back. I'm back. That's terrific. Perfect. I gave Katie the codes. He can come in. And I only missed you by like a minute. And but I do feel bad because even though we're very good friends, we've been doing the show for months now. I didn't want to. We might have known each other before the show. Yeah. But I'm saying that I feel bad that I would just say, well, come on in and I'll be there when I get there. Oh, no. I love that. That's perfect to me. You didn't feel odd coming in my home? No. No. The only thing that felt odd was when I walked in, I was like, oh, my God, it smells like donuts. If that's some sort of like donut smelling fake out candle, I'm going to be so mad. I think what it was is that Carrie made cinnamon rolls for the kids. Oh, are there any left over? No, no. There was one and it's gone. I'm just going to go upstairs and stick my head in your oven. Because you're going to kill yourself? No, that came out a little bit differently than I... It's an electric oven anyway. Yeah. All it would do is singe your eyebrows. So you come here. I have to draw these on. It's not even going to happen. The scent of cinnamon hangs heavy in the air. It does. It smells so delightful. And so we got here and now we're doing the show. But what I'm saying in a roundabout way is I'm sorry I wasn't here when you arrived. Right. Thank you. But that's not the reason we brought you here. The reason is, is that you fell down twice this week. I did. And this has gotten to be something I really look forward to is when I get some sort of vague text from you. Well, first of all, when you texted me, was it yesterday morning? I think so. Yeah. I wasn't awake. Okay. And I like read back through my text and I was like, what the heck? That doesn't even make sense. I sent something like, can we do, you know, like three o'clock, whatever on Sunday? And your reply was the vague, but very intriguing. I fell twice last night. I said, were you drinking? And you said, yes, but that might not be the reason I fell. Might not. And then I said, klutz. And I think then we were done for a while. Well, yeah, I fell back asleep. Yeah. That's the third fall. Yeah. So what happened that made you fall? And where were you and what precipitated? Okay. Well, first of all, Dan has threatened me with diets and exercise regimens. And it's not that, well, I hope that it's not, but I don't think he thinks that I'm completely and totally morbidly obese now, but something has to change in our household. I understand. Okay. I've always felt, and I'm a champion yo-yo dieter. I mean, I have literally lost hundreds of pounds. I don't diet. I think that's my problem. Like, I just haven't been eating as really healthy and I haven't been exercising. Like, I always exercise. And it hasn't been happening. Well, we've had a bad winter for it. It's been a bad winter. But what I will say is this, for someone who has lost hundreds of pounds, it's ea

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