Episode 74

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Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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So last week we did like two hours without breaking.

And so you know what that means?

No.

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I have discussed this with you, Rob.

I know.

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Dog-centric?

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Okay.

No more.

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Hello, Grandma.

Let's start this show because the sooner we start,

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Just go to BestWindowsFlorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. Back to school is busy enough. The last thing you need is shopping that makes it harder. Whether you're moving into a dorm, your first apartment, or just getting organized for the semester, Wayfair makes it easy to get everything you need in one place. Furniture, bedding, storage, decor, study essentials, all at prices you'll love with fast shipping before move-in day. Get everything you need for back-to-school season. Shop Wayfair.com today. Wayfair, every style, every home. So last week we did like two hours without breaking. And so you know what that means? No. We never played any jingles. So for those of you who are feeling like we've cheated you, I'll drop a few in right now. 1630 KCJJ. Merry Christmas. From WMAL AM 63. Washington. All hits all summer long. One WADA. ABC. That should hold them. Is that going to tide you over? Because really it's more important to you than it is to anyone else. Hold on. 1630 KCJJ. Yes, now I shall be okay. Can I have another popcorn shotgun? ABC. Thank you. Now you're better. Oh, and one last thing. Grandma. I have discussed this with you, Rob. I know. Because our fan base is very animal-oriented. Dog-centric? No more bing bongs. Okay. No more. Bing bong. Hello, Grandma. Let's start this show because the sooner we start, the sooner everyone will rejoice. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. But my lips hurt real bad. Damn, Mama. Got my head gone. Would you wake up? And we are back. We are. The 1600th episode. A big, big sip of hot coffee. Are you still drinking? You were drinking coffee over an hour ago. Oh, this is another cup. Maybe you should switch to tea. Why? You know, mix it up. Live it up, baby. Well, my first cup was just regular dark brew coffee. Why would coffee be dark blue? Brew. Oh, I thought you were talking like a disc jockey. This is dark brew coffee. And it's the dark brew coffee. Yeah. I want to wake up with coffee. Dark brew. And then I moved on to the vanilla. Ew. Like a sweeter coffee? No, it's just regular coffee with like vanilla flavor. But I don't do like sugar or sweetener or anything. It's all that's left. There wasn't any more of the. Is it a correct deal? Yes. Pods. Pods. For podcasting. Right? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That's right. Hi, Grandma. So here is. Hold on. It's an ice cold Coca-Cola with polar bears. Or as my cousin Casey used to say when she was but small. Snow bears. With snow bears. She was but small? Oh, she was but wee and small. Oh, okay. Little girl. Snow bears? Snow bears were polar bears. Oh. Did you see the Berlin Zoo? I swear I almost just said hatched. The Berlin Zoo. The most hateful zoo? No. Is that the zoo with the wall down the middle? Yes. Okay. They have a new baby polar bear. How? Is he moody? Because he might be a bipolar bear. He is. Well, we don't know yet. We'll see probably in a few months. Yes, of course. Usually. Yeah. Now, we know he has light hair. Does he have blue eyes? I don't know. I don't know. Because if he does, the Germans are going to love him. I think they already do. He's small. He's a small snow bear. He's a wee little polar bear. He's adorable. And I guess they're having a naming contest. Yes. What are you going for? I don't speak German. Well, the name doesn't have to be German. Oh. I say we call him Lev. Fuzzbucket. Now, that is probably going to be misinterpreted somehow. Lev Fuzzbucket. Lev Fuzzbucket. That's good. What prize do we win? You didn't look into the contest at all, did you? No. Well, I'm not playing then. Forget it. Well, I didn't really care about the contest. I was looking at the adorable pictures of the baby polar bear. BPB? I think I need a puppy. No. Why? Two is a lot right now. Why? Why? And also, you shouldn't get a dog based on a bear. I don't. These ideas are exclusive from each other. All right. Can I reveal that you took a Percocet? This is a Percocet. I think it goes without saying at this point. I know. I know. People are keeping it. They just checked it off. But this is totally. I understand. But this is totally related. I've only taken. This is the second Percocet I've taken in a week. But you're claiming. You ask like I've got a problem. You don't have a problem. Obviously. I'm too afraid of him to have a problem. Now, here's the deal, though. You're claiming that the fact that you want another puppy is not related to the bear. But the polar bear is what brought it up. So they're. A baby polar bear. But you know the baby polar bear is going to grow into a large, vicious snow bear. I didn't say I want a snow bear. I said I want a puppy. But you're. It's transference. Don't you think? If we hadn't talked bear, you probably wouldn't have talked puppy. Well, no. I really have been thinking about this because Presley turned five on Friday. She's a good girl. She isn't. Well, Dan has. Some other thoughts on that this morning. She did not behave properly while I was in the shower. Can we bring Dan in at this point? Would now be a good time. He's right. Come over here, baby. You know, people that are just joining us. Maybe this is the first time you've listened to this podcast. No, let's pretend. Let's do this seriously. This might be the first time someone's listening to this podcast and they're saying, what the hell is going on? Well, this is pretty much what the show is. But Dan is Mr. Katie. He's your husband. My hooba. You've been married for how long now? Seven years? Four years? I was told there would be no math. Four years. Only four? That can't be right. We've only known each other for seven. But I thought you got... Weren't you the guys that got married on the night you met? I thought that was the story. I read about it. It's a different show. I read about it online. I thought you got married the night you met. So, are you sure it's only four? Seems like it's... Five in October. Yeah. In October, it'll be five. All right. Seems a lot longer. Must seem like an eternity to you. We had Presley out of wedlock. Yes. If you're doing the math at home. Well, no, no. Listen. Nothing wrong with conceiving a child out of wedlock. Promise you that. That's why she's a bastard. All right. Obviously, he's got an axe to grind. Hey, hey. Everybody relax. Judd. Well, Judd just found out something horrible about his sister. What is going on over there? I have no idea. He's mad that he used that bastard word. Oh. Don't you call my sister a bastard. I'm going to bark and run around. What does that even mean? It doesn't sound nice. I'm going to bark and run around, and then I'm going to Google it. Okay. So, Dan has to go to PetSmart in just a little bit. Type it up. Type it up with my dewclaws. I think the best way to do this is for me to go ahead and dive into the package. And then Dan can tell the story about what happened with the package while I was in the shower. Okay. Well, you drive this sequence. Go ahead. That's fine. Okay. So, a little out of order. We do, you know, gift shop. Right. At the end of the show. But we got this amazing, I would call it like a care package, to be honest. Nice. When I opened it. I think that's, is that pretty safe? Yeah. Yeah. And you, you've met the Sotos. Yes. Mark and Janice. Right. They stopped through Savannah. I told you this. They stopped through Savannah back in May. And we met up with them and just had a great, great time. Perfect. Just hanging out, talking. Had a few beers. We actually went to Abe's on Lincoln. Like the lady on Match Game. Yeah. It's like the lady on Match Game. That is attractive to Abraham Lincoln. When you guys come back, come back down next time, I'll take you there. It's a really neat place. I'll bring my high hat. Oh, for sure. Although the ceilings are a little low, you might need to stoop. Well, it's the kind, it's an opera hat. I can flatten it. Awesome. Perfect. So, we get this random, pretty large box in the mail right before Christmas. Okay. Okay. And we had been, like, we'll message back and forth and stuff. The Sotos are just fantastic people. Are they acquaintances or are they now friends? I would say, I would consider them to be friends. Well, then I'm jealous because to me, they're nothing more than an acquaintance. I would like to see our relationship mature. How about that, Janice? The only thing, we really were hoping to try to meet up with them when we went out to California. Right. But we had every minute was packed. So, unfortunately, we didn't get to see them. But the reason, you know, really wanted to see them was to say thank you. Sure. So, let me read the letter. All right. Okay. Hey, guys. We just wanted to say thanks again for such a fun time in Savannah in May. Sorry for the hastily thrown together package. But I... Is that ravished? Rushed. But I rushed when I heard you're heading out soon. I hope the t-shirt isn't super big on Dan. I figured better too big than too small, as you can always wash it in hot water. That's true. Janice told me Katie said she likes polka dots, hence the socks. I had to take her word on it, since I think Dan and I were into our third or fourth beers when that was discussed. We included a couple of chew toys for Judd and Presley. Hope you guys have a great trip. I'm sure it will be a good one, and it'll be great to see family at the holidays. Again, we'd be happy to meet, if your schedule allows, Merry Christmas, Mark and Janice. What a really nice letter. What are... I actually, because I am, you know, emotionally unstable... Sure. I got weepy reading the letter. So let's go ahead and dive into this incredibly thoughtful packet. I love the fact that they've sent you things. So we'll start first with... This is probably my favorite part, but... Why are you leading with it, then? Maybe you should end with it. Because this is what Dan handed me. Okay. What is it? Um, there are two. Yes? Murder, she wrote. Mystery game puzzles. All right. These are unopened. Explain it. Is it like a jigsaw puzzle? Yeah. And then what do you do with it? Keep the booklet inside, then piece the clues together, just as Jessica Fletcher did. Wow. Look, hold it up. Look what it says in the bottom corner. Ages 90 and up. Honey, we have a jigsaw puzzle based on that program you like. There's actually two of them. Of course. This one is The Art of Murder. Okay. Okay. And then this one... And they're licensed because the font on Murder, she wrote, is the right font. This was put out by the right people and everything. Her face is... J.B. Fletcher's right here. Jessica Fletcher. J.B. What does the B stand for? I don't know. I do. What? Bitch. Box! Jessica Box... She was not. Jessica Box Fletcher. Well, she's the only one she drank. Gin made her mean. And this one is called Recipe for Murder. I bet it has something to do with cooking. Now, here's my couple things. Don't mix up the boxes. I swear to you, this is the best part. I told you they're not open. Right. It's factory seal

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