Episode 72

#72. Aunt Titter

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Zaxby's is more than just a humble chicken joint.

It's a humble chicken joint with the best sauces in the world.

See, at Zaxby's, you don't just get their famous hand-breaded chicken fingers, fried to

golden perfection with that flavor you know and love.

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Dip, dunk, and drizzle with your choice of 12 different sauces like Zach's sauce, tongue

torch, and hot honey mustard.

So if you want a whole lot of sauce, you need to find yourself a Zaxby's.

Who's got the sauce?

Zaxby's.

So, oh, you know, this is probably not like for the show, but I do not like to use the

I say that.

I start recording so fast.

It's like, get out of my way.

Excuse me.

I gotta hit the button.

There's a red button.

I gotta hit.

I know what you're saying.

So, I don't like to shop in stores.

So, I just pretty much order all of my clothes online.

Sure.

I find something I like and I just order lots of it.

I'm the same way.

So, I have my favorite pair of jeans and I ordered another pair.

Good stuff.

Yep.

Ordered another pair because they're wearing out a little bit at the end.

Yeah, the blue is turning white.

And the new, the newest pair that I got, they're exactly the same size and they're, the inseam

is this technically the same and everything.

But I swear to you, it's like four inches longer than the other two pair.

So, I mean, they're already too long on me.

Cotton tends to shrink up.

So, maybe many times through the dryer has actually shortened the old jeans.

No.

Maybe.

No.

Hey, are you cold?

No.

Say yes.

Yes.

Go sit in the corner.

It's 90 degrees.

Oh, my gosh.

You're going to love this.

So, we were FaceTiming with Maddie.

Yes.

On Wednesday.

Uh-uh, baby.

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So, oh, you know, this is probably not like for the show, but I do not like to use the I say that. I start recording so fast. It's like, get out of my way. Excuse me. I gotta hit the button. There's a red button. I gotta hit. I know what you're saying. So, I don't like to shop in stores. So, I just pretty much order all of my clothes online. Sure. I find something I like and I just order lots of it. I'm the same way. So, I have my favorite pair of jeans and I ordered another pair. Good stuff. Yep. Ordered another pair because they're wearing out a little bit at the end. Yeah, the blue is turning white. And the new, the newest pair that I got, they're exactly the same size and they're, the inseam is this technically the same and everything. But I swear to you, it's like four inches longer than the other two pair. So, I mean, they're already too long on me. Cotton tends to shrink up. So, maybe many times through the dryer has actually shortened the old jeans. No. Maybe. No. Hey, are you cold? No. Say yes. Yes. Go sit in the corner. It's 90 degrees. Oh, my gosh. You're going to love this. So, we were FaceTiming with Maddie. Yes. On Wednesday. Uh-uh, baby. Uh-uh, baby. No, no. Mary was, Mary was napping. So, we didn't get to see her. Right. But at one point, so, she and I were having a tea party. Sure. A virtual tea party. Hmm? A virtual tea party. Yes. We were having our FaceTiming tea party. Yes. And I don't know what Dan did, but she put him in the corner. So, she takes the FaceTime phone and sits it in the corner. So, for like three minutes, we can hear her talking and we can hear Jill talking, but the two of us are just looking at the corner. Because the punishment was to sit in the corner. And for her to enforce the punishment, she put the phone in the corner. Yes. And I was like, what did I do? This one we need to talk to. Tell her this is not a valid punishment. When she told her, it was hysterical. Dan and I were laughing so hard. We're like, she put us in the corner. You probably deserved it. You can't put baby in the corner. Probably. Uh-uh, baby. No, no. No, no, baby. All right. Did you hear about the Muslim woman who hurt her hand? No. They gave her burka set. I just took mine. I wrote that for you. Thank you. Some men write songs for women they like. I write puns. Not my Robbie. Let's start the show. Wait, we have it? No. Ow! Oh, I cannot clap. Or, um. Can you save some of this for the show? Why? Please. Because we haven't run the thing or anything yet. Okay. Well, I can't. Nuh-uh. I laughed and I went to snap my knee. I know. I saw. You're on the Skype. If you do that again, I'm putting your computer in the corner. Uh-uh, baby. No, no. No, no. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Does the music sound better off the new CD player? Oh, it's delightful. Digital hits off compact disc. That Denon is delightful. Denon is delightful. Oh, you know who else is delightful? Dude. Dude Denon. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Or is it Denon Dude? Okay, I just figured something out. I've got to change the level of this microphone because I'm wearing glasses now so I can see close up. And three or four times now I've hooked them on the microphone. I'm not accustomed to it. I can see, because it's right in front of your face. I can see the microphone wobble, but I didn't know what was going on. Here's the shock, what is it? What do you call it? Shock mount. Shock mount for the mic, right? And it looks like a wire cage that holds the upper part of the mic, but it's actually suspended by rubber bands, which makes me the rubber band man. Hand me down my walking cane. Hand me down my hat. So watch. I can shake the mic and it makes none noise. I'm shaking the mic. Right now you can see it. However, because of the pointed cage nature of the microphone shock mount, if I were to look down and then look up, it hooks. It just pulled my glasses off. Now I could take my glasses off, but then I'd be squinting. Well, you can't have that. Can you feel that if I were to do that, you would feel that I like credibility. Now I know it angles up, down, left and right. I probably need to do this. There you go. I can hear you better this way, too. All right. Very good. Makes me louder. And look, I can throw my head around like Stevie Wonder. You look like Stevie Wonder. Not hooking anything. All right. Good. I was arrested for hooking. It's cake and cookies. Katie, congratulations. This is our thousandth episode. No. It is. It's not. It's not. Do you even know what it is? Is it 60? I don't. I know that they were less frequent this year. I thought I was like seven. You know what? What? 12. 12. Oh. I don't. I've made a mess of things. Let me see. What you need to do is you need to open up your toolbar and get a browser. Get yourself a browser. I'm doing this right now. Thank you. And while I do that, let me say welcome to you, the rarest of the rare, the cake and cookie listener. How many? 70. Well, this is 72. The 72nd episode. Mm-hmm. I know how we can remember that. Okay. We'll remember that Elvis did his Madison Square Garden concerts in 1972. And how am I going to remember it? You'll say, hey, Rob. You a**hole. Hey, Rob. You a**hole. You a**hole. Merry Christmas. You'll say. Happy New Year. When was Elvis' Madison Square Garden concert? And I'll say. 1972. 1972. Next week, ask me when he did Aloha from Hawaii. I'll remember both of those things. I'm sure of it. Key moments. Key moments in the Elvis Presley career. Well, welcome, everybody, to the show. It feels good to be here. It's a Friday afternoon and sounding like a disc jockey. How are you for the Friday night fight at the lights? Here's Katie to say hello. Wah. Hello there. Really? I'm cutting a f***ing spot, Tony. I'm sorry. Stop saying the bad words. Yeah, you need to mark that. I don't know what just happened to me. So, this week, we started, we wanted to record last weekend, and then Monday and Tuesday didn't work, and then I can't do Wednesday, Thursday, so here we are on Friday. But let's also be clear, this all falls on you. Oh, it's not me. I haven't had anything to do. It's not me. All the time, but this time it is. No, I was ready to go Tuesday night. I sat here waiting for you. That is a lie. No, Carrie was down here. She'll back me up if she was awake. She's tapping. What happened on Tuesday? Look back. Scroll back in your texts. I'm doing it. We had like a six o'clock date, I think. Mm-hmm. And, and by the way, I know this is not the forum for it, but people, stop emailing me directly about fruit cakes. Tuesday, I got a text from you at 2.14 p.m. I can't today. I can't even. Oh. Snowballing. Oh, Monday then. Friday? I would love Friday. And I wrote back, sure. Are you okay? Anything I can do? Then maybe it's Monday. Okay. Monday. Look at Monday. Let's see here. Do you have a date? Monday. First text on Monday was? 9.43 p.m. Professional question. We are going to an oyster roast. As most professional. You want me to read it in my voice since I sent it? Yeah, please. This is the text I got on Monday. Monday at 9.43 p.m. Right. Katie to Rob Spuak. Professional question. We are going to an oyster roast and have been asked to bring a side slash appetizer. Any ideas of something that would go well? I'm thinking mini corn muffins and a shrimp dip. And did I reply? Yes. You replied, a garlic bread might be nice. Stay away from, or shy away from shrimp. Not easy to say. Easier to type than it is to say. Yeah. Already got seafood. Right. Well, I think that was a valid reply. And then, ooh, my next reply. Curveball appetizer buffalo chicken dip. Ooh. Delicious. One of my favorites. Can eat it like pudding. Oh, wait. No, we had texted earlier. Yeah, I might have deleted it. No, no. No, no. We got to go. Hold on. Oh, yeah, we did. Monday. Yeah, I got, we had a date. We had a five o'clock date. And I was here. And I texted you at 6.14. I said, want to try it again tomorrow at five. I got to do dinner soon. Right. So you canceled on me on Monday. No, I sat here at five o'clock when we had the date. At 3.35 on Monday. Yes. I texted you. How's it going? Did y'all talk about Ben Carson being named secretary of HUD? Because I'd have written this on a post-it for you. When asked, Dr. Carson replied, department of, huh? Probably already been made. But it made me laugh to think it up. So I laughed at that. I never heard from you. Because we had a- That was funny. It was funny. But we had a standing. It's not Berkacet funny. But it's funny. Oh! How could you? But we had a standing. We had a date at five o'clock. And I was down here at my, and you never came online. So after an hour and 14 minutes, I texted you. And then I said, is everything okay? And you said, yes. Stressed. So I assumed something could come up. Oh, because I talked about how Dan and I were commissioning a painting. Exactly. So you see, no one's at fault here. Oops. It's okay. Because there's something I needed to tell you about anyway. Okay. Let's change the topic. ABC. You know, someone referenced in a promo they made for us, changing the topic based on a WABC jingle. So people like it. They're into it. So, wait, what? Someone wrote a promo for us on the Mike O'Mara Show, which is another podcast I do. And on it, they mentioned that several aspects of the show. And they said, do you ever change the topic using a brief WABC jingle? WABC. WABC. So I was thinking yesterday. Exactly. So anyway, whoever wrote that, great job. All right. So things are busy because it's the holidays and we all know what that means. And Thursday nights for me are a little bit hectic nowadays because I do that music radio show on 97 won the wave and I've been having a great time with it. But the best time for me to record it is Thursday night. Well, before I got the game. You don't do it live. Shh. I do. But I prep it on Thursday night. Okay. I think they know. Oh. I'm not driving to Milford, Delaware and getting there at 7 a.m. You might. You know what? I actually might. That's the kind of jerk I am. I know. But I recorded on Thursday night live to tape. And because of that, before we had nailed down the time schedule, Carrie had bought tickets for Julia's High School's winter play, which I was very excited about seeing, A Christmas Carol. Yes. But she bought some. And she did. And Julia was in charge of all the tech stuff, lights and sound. She did lights and sound with two or three other students. It was her first time at the rodeo, as Joan Crawford would say, as far as doing tech. And I was excited because, you know, I did a lot of theater stuff in high school. Shocking. Not you. Not me. Surely not you. But, you know, I like the technical end of theater. And I work with sound on a daily basis. Just not very well. No, I did lights and sound in theater as well. I was also on the stage of your time. Oh, you trod the boards, you crazy, crazy thespian you. But it was you were younger and you were just experimenting. So we were going through th

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