Episode 68

#68. A Maze of W’s and K’s

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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I gotta call the cops.

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I gotta call Farrah and Farrah.

Someone ran a stop sign.

We had a collision.

My first call with Farrah and Farrah was relieving.

It was supportive.

Did they help you feel comfortable and secure?

My legal team was phenomenal at taking the stress away.

I am a human to them.

I'm not a numberer.

It showed me that there are people here that are willing to fight for people who can't fight

for themselves.

Farrah and Farrah.

Jacksonville.

Ding darn it.

What?

I wasn't going to drink anything, but I've been...

I've been...

You've earned it?

I think I'm going to have...

Okay.

Should I have a beer?

Right.

What kind of beer?

What?

The champagne of beers.

I believe we have...

Oh, the champagne of bottled beers?

Miller High Life?

I believe there's one, like, is it a tall boy of Miller High Life?

Wow.

I don't know if you're dressed up nice enough for that, to have the champagne of bottled

beers.

And my jeans?

You may want to slip into a gown if it's the champagne of bottled beers.

What are your other options?

Oh my God.

I would love to go put on like a real...

I actually have some fancy dresses.

Can I go put on a fancy dress?

No, you may not.

All right.

Go ahead.

But before you go, what's the other option?

My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. From Farrah and Farrah client Natalia. I gotta call the cops. I have to call my mom. I gotta call Farrah and Farrah. Someone ran a stop sign. We had a collision. My first call with Farrah and Farrah was relieving. It was supportive. Did they help you feel comfortable and secure? My legal team was phenomenal at taking the stress away. I am a human to them. I'm not a numberer. It showed me that there are people here that are willing to fight for people who can't fight for themselves. Farrah and Farrah. Jacksonville. Ding darn it. What? I wasn't going to drink anything, but I've been... I've been... You've earned it? I think I'm going to have... Okay. Should I have a beer? Right. What kind of beer? What? The champagne of beers. I believe we have... Oh, the champagne of bottled beers? Miller High Life? I believe there's one, like, is it a tall boy of Miller High Life? Wow. I don't know if you're dressed up nice enough for that, to have the champagne of bottled beers. And my jeans? You may want to slip into a gown if it's the champagne of bottled beers. What are your other options? Oh my God. I would love to go put on like a real... I actually have some fancy dresses. Can I go put on a fancy dress? No, you may not. All right. Go ahead. But before you go, what's the other option? I know what it is. It's wine with ice. Yeah. Get the beer. I'll wait. Okay, good. Because that's actually the one I would prefer. I don't want wine today. No. No. All right. Go get your beer. We have to do this show. Okay. Okay. Please. Quick like bunnies before Colin gets here. Hi, this is Colin. And now we wait. You know what's sad? No. All the stereo effects that are going to be lost on that record because we are a manoral podcast. Or as some people say, monorail. Did I tell you about sort of dog sitting the Westies across the street? Is there any dog in the town that doesn't pass through your door? They weren't here. I just went to them to feed them. It's like our Lord Jesus Christ. I fed 65 dogs on one can of Alpo. No. It was a miracle. No, but there's no reason why I would talk about this on the show. I just have to tell you how asinine I felt at one point. I went over there. And they're old. They're like 13 and 12. 25. 25. No, no. One is. Oh, okay. It's not an even split. Right. Or it was a long delivery. I swear to you, Rob, I don't even have to drink anymore. I like get a whiff of alcohol and my brain turns off. And it's off to the races. So I was just going out. Like I had a house key, but they eat outside. So I was just letting myself into and through the back gate. Right. Because there's like a little area where they, and they have a doggy door. So there's no reason for me to. Sure. So I'm out there and I fill up their bowls and I give them fresh water and do the whole thing. I'm like, Bentley! Chanel! Come here. Come here, puppy! Do you use the hose to fill their water dish? No, they have like an outdoor kitchen. Of course they do. Of course they do. Their third sink. Is outside. Is outside. I must have done that for a solid 15 minutes before I remembered that they're both deaf. I know. I was like, oh my God, I'm going to have to go back to the house and get the key, go back to my house, get the key and make sure they're not dead. Why aren't they coming? Oh my goodness. Where are they? Where could they possibly be? You can't call a deaf dog. You can't. You can't do it. Well, you can. You can't do it. All day long you can do it. Oh, I know. And then that's when I got embarrassed because I know the people on either side. They know. Of course they know. Then you walked home and you went up to the guy selling pencils and said, look over here. Hey, what's with that cane? Does this look infected to you? Now, see, that's in bad taste and disgusting. Yes. Advantage Rob. Do you want to go? Want to do this? Oh, yeah, sure. Okay, let's begin. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate tropical storms. There's really no telling if you'll get a drizzle or a deluge. There isn't even a fun drink named Tropical Storm. Let's see. We've got sea breeze, hurricanes, DQ's ever famous blizzard. Rob made me say that part. Dark and stormy almost counts, but not really because a tropical storm can happen in the daytime. I hate weather. I hate weather. Wow. And you. I hate you too. Listen, I'm not looking for trouble, but that's painting with a pretty broad brush. If they make it with the low-fat frozen yogurt, they call it a breeze. I hate that idea. I thought you might. You know what I like? I like not low-fat. Thank you. Looks like get yourself a breeze, but with Oreos. Yeah, a Snickers breeze and butter it. Right. And then that's kind of like getting, you know, a Big Mac with a Diet Coke. I will grab the visitor from out of town that's working behind the counter at DQ, and I'll say, I'll get my butter fat somehow. Do you know who loves butter fat? Dude? Dude Walker. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. It is the cake and the cookies. I'm the cake. I'm the cookie. And that was Dude Walker. Before we go into our opening spiel, I want to thank Dude Walker. Greatest guy in the world. He's actually on vacation this weekend. He's going to be the officiant at, I believe, his stepdaughter's wedding. I hope I got that right. And he sent me a follow-up note to some copy he read for us from vacation. He said, hope it's okay. Hadn't heard from you. And I sent him back. I said, dude, as always, as it has been for the last 20 years, it's been perfect. The only reason I didn't reply is I didn't want to hassle you on your holiday. He said, most appreciated getting ready to officiate a wedding, watching out for lightning bolts. Jeez. He hates tropical storms, too. He hates weather. Oh, you mean because? Because he was an officiant in a church. Oh, and God could strike him down. At any moment. Any moment. That's like getting hit by a car. And then also we'd need a new voice guy. So lose, lose. So dude. Lose, lose. Stay away from the weather. And who would be the speaker of the house on House of Cards? That's true. He's far bigger than we are, Rob. I just hope we can go along with him. Take us when you go, dude walker. Coattails. I'll ride him. And a lot of people don't know that. He always wears a morning jacket. Truth. Always in tails and whatnot. He's dapper. Oh, great, great dresser. He's sort of like a modern day. Who's dapper? Charlie Chaplin? No, not really. He's a modern day William Powell. Charlie Chaplin looked a little more homeless. Yeah. William Powell. Like the guy in the Thin Man movies. Very sure. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. All right. I think we've talked about the Thin Man before. My favorite scene. Yes. He's out in the park with their little dog. Asta. Asta. And the woman says, oh, he's late for dinner. I know just how to call him. And she starts making a martini and starts shaking it. Exactly. And he's like, oh, it's time for dinner. Somehow. I don't think I relayed that as well. It's hard. No, but I know exactly what you mean. It's almost like the martini shaker was a dinner bell. It was. The Thin Man movies. Why, yes. I have to tell you about that. Slow down. I haven't even done the thing yet. I know we're all very excited. Started the show. We haven't. This is Cake and Cookies episode number excellent. And it is, I want to say thank you to Mike O'Mara and Oscar Santana and Matt Bloom who make it all possible. And what about the interns? They don't do anything for us. Not a damn thing. But I'll say hi to Adrian and Mike McIntosh and Rob Ford and our newest intern, Matt Dotson. Hi there, boys. Nice to see you. So anyway, what did you want to say? Oh, and hi to Steve Bridges. And this is a podcast that happens every once in a while to show you that in comparison, your life isn't that bad. Rob, I have no idea what I was going to say. I should have known when you said, Rob, can you steer the podcast? I should have said, okay. First, do you want presents or do you want a story first? Oh, I mean, I always feel that I have presents. Well, I know you have presents like P-R-E-S-E-N-C-E. Right. Presence. You're here. But I mean like presents like gifts. You want to do Gift Corner? We can do it early in the show so we don't forget. Let's do it because I have one too. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? It's time for Gift Corner. An unprecedented first appearance in the first segment for Gift Corner. I know in Deep Down You Must Be Sad because you did not get a chance to meet Lev and Mordain. I know. I actually, I really was. It was so nice to meet them. Our listeners from the Netherlands. And apparently his wife likes this show much more than the Mike O'Mara show. Well, I mean, of course. I don't know. Why, yes. That's what you wanted to talk about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why, yes. When I was at the beach with the ladies, I said something. I was like, somebody said something. I was like, is that like a bless your heart? And they were, no, no, no, no, no. In Savannah, we don't say that. Oh, really? No. What? Because there's no, I don't know how to say it. Like, I guess in some ways, bless their heart is kind of like pity or. Yeah, they're doing the best they can and we have to sort of dismiss it. Or how stupid. Yeah. Or. I'm with you. Well, that's interesting. But. So, no, because we parade crazy around here. Yeah, you're very proud of it down there. And everything is accepted. Right. Wait. It's just, why, yes. And there's a little hand gesture that goes with it. Oh, and how's that? Why, why, yes. Oh, sort of like a reverse beckoning wave. Like when you see a Maneki Neko cat and they. Almost a finger wave, but not quite. Right. Why, yes. Why, yes. Why, yes. I believe the entire first segment so far should be addressed with. Why, yes. Why, yes. All right. Actually, the Nedcovs brought you two presents. What? Yes. And I can open them for you now. If you like. Or I could send them along. This one is from his wife, as I recall. Wait, wait. Yeah. Yes. Open them, but also send them along. Yeah. And you know what? I still haven't sent you your big murder. She wrote pin. So I need to put together like a home. Like, what do you call it? A care package for you. Well, that's OK. I have a care package for you, too, that I still. Oh, yes. All my pills. I still haven't sent. Well, that'll be nice. I'll tell you what. I'll send a box. You can put them in the box and then return it. So this is from Mrs. Nedcov, Morgan Ra, as she's known on Facebook. And hello to them. They made it back safely, I know, to the Netherlands. They came New York to D.C. to Chicago. And then. Chicago. Chicago. Oh, she made this. Now, this is a necklace, which is sort of a heart with a windmill painted on it. Can you see that? I can. And I love it. And it says, made with love, Mergium. Oh. But it's beautiful, isn't it? Carrie got one very much like it. I knew she did stained glass. That's. Oh, my goodness. Oh. Now, this one has a. I'm a little. I know. I know. You're a mess right now. Crisis. Crisis for a necklace. It's just sweet. It is very sweet. And this is it says cake and cookies, Katie, which I guess is you. And I'm cookie. That's right. No one would ever discount that. You know what he brought me is a Dutch pressing of Elvis's greatest hits.

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