Episode 66

#66. The Little Hallway

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Before we start, there's one thing I wanted to tell you.

W-A-B-C

Elvira

It's a Spanish song.

It means the Vira.

Elvira

My heart

My heart's on fire

For Elvira

Gotta hear the part.

Oh, we have to do a verse before we do the hook, don't we?

Well, yeah, you gotta do the voice before you get to the giddy-up.

Yeah.

Gotta eat your meat or you won't get your pudding.

Make my little light shine

Let's shine.

Someone did a joke once about the Oak Ridge Boys and he said,

The most entertaining thing about watching them is watching the other three pretend that it's okay that that guy has that beard.

That's alright.

It's part of the job.

I'm singing Elvira

Oh, yeah.

Elvira

And that bass.

Do you hear everyone getting ready?

Literally moving forward to the edge of their seat?

Because it's coming up.

It is. It's almost here.

Here we go!

Giddy-up

Ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-ma-ma-ma

Giddy-up

Ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-ma-ma

High old silver

Which came first?

What?

This song or the Oompa Loompas?

Oh, the Oompa Loompas.

Roald Dahl.

Yeah, for a long time I thought his name was Ronald.

When one person serves, the whole family supports the mission. At American Military University, they honor that commitment with reduced tuition for military families. If someone in your family served in the military, you may qualify for this reduced tuition. Because service opens doors, and your next opportunity could start today. American Military University is your path forward, dedicated to serving those who have served. Contact them today and learn more at amu.apus.edu. Boating restricted zones are an important part of ensuring safety on Florida's waterways. In idle speed, no wake zones, vessels must operate at a minimum speed that will maintain headway and steerage with no visible wake. In slow speed, minimum wake zones, vessels must operate fully off plane and a speed which is making little or no wake. In either zone, vessels should be completely settled in the water, regardless of speed. For more information on this and other safe boating topics, visit myfwc.com. Back to school is busy enough. The last thing you need is shopping that makes it harder. Whether you're moving into a dorm, your first apartment, or just getting organized for the semester, Wayfair makes it easy to get everything you need in one place. Furniture, bedding, storage, decor, study essentials, all at prices you'll love. With fast shipping before move-in day. Get everything you need for back to school season. Shop wayfair.com today. Wayfair, every style, every home. Before we start, there's one thing I wanted to tell you. W-A-B-C Elvira It's a Spanish song. It means the Vira. Elvira My heart My heart's on fire For Elvira Gotta hear the part. Oh, we have to do a verse before we do the hook, don't we? Well, yeah, you gotta do the voice before you get to the giddy-up. Yeah. Gotta eat your meat or you won't get your pudding. Make my little light shine Let's shine. Someone did a joke once about the Oak Ridge Boys and he said, The most entertaining thing about watching them is watching the other three pretend that it's okay that that guy has that beard. That's alright. It's part of the job. I'm singing Elvira Oh, yeah. Elvira And that bass. Do you hear everyone getting ready? Literally moving forward to the edge of their seat? Because it's coming up. It is. It's almost here. Here we go! Giddy-up Ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-ma-ma-ma Giddy-up Ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-ma-ma High old silver Which came first? What? This song or the Oompa Loompas? Oh, the Oompa Loompas. Roald Dahl. Yeah, for a long time I thought his name was Ronald. And it was just a misprint. Because, you know, you don't hear the name of... Actually, I am right there with you. I thought it was Ronald Dahl. Hey, it's Ronald Dahl. Yeah. And I've got this rare book that calls him Roald. I'm going to be a millionaire. Well, now, I intended to bail, but I think we should hear it. How can you? I think we should hear it one more time. It's coming again. Elvira Elvira She's the mistress of the dark, you know. She's on fire. No, his heart's on fire for Elvira. Right, she's got the big hair. Exactly. Uh-oh. Giddy-up Ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-ma-ma Giddy-up Ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-ma-ma I'm still going Oh, man. A-way And they don't go away. They go a-way. Key change. Taking it to the bridge. I'm afraid they might jump off. You know what? Why do you do a key change that close to the end of the record? Why bother? Keep it spicy. Yes, exactly. That's the motto of the Oak Ridge Boys. Where's the- Did you turn it off? No, that's how the record ends. With the key change? Yes. Oh! Because remember what the Oak Ridge Boys say. They say, keep it spicy. Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate trying to make new friends. Oh. Of course, I can talk to just about anybody I meet for hours on end, all while probably subjecting myself to sunburn, hunger, and definitely thirst, if I think I might make a friend from it. But the next part leaves me baffled. There's a delicate balance between meeting a new person and figuring out a way to ask for their phone number without accidentally indicating you might be a swinger. Oh. What we as grown adults need is an app called Friender. Something like Tinder, but for non-hookup purposes. Oh, if only I knew someone who makes apps. I hate the work of making new friends. And you. I hate you too. I think I'm onto something. Yeah, but don't call Todd. No, I won't. Friender. He would be B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B k k k!!!!! k k! k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Cake and ice cream is a delicious pairing. In real life. I don't really like cake. Ice cream, though? Man, you know what's good? What? Cookie witch. Yes. She lives in the evil cookie castle. I'll get you, my diabetic pretty. All right. It is cake and cookies. Let it go. Let it go. And you know what? Congratulations. This is our 1,000th episode. Where have you been? Well, yeah. There's a lot that we haven't posted on the website. But this is our 1,000th episode of Cake and Cookies. I want to say hi and hiya. And thank you to Mike O'Mara, Oscar Santana, and Matt Bloom working his bony fingers to the bone to make sure that everything is going right. Telepathic, Matt Bloom. Matt Bloom. Yes. He's a weird one, this one. Bizarrely in tune, Matt Bloom. You know what he is? He's everyone's favorite intuitive slash computer guy. Tell him why. Tell him why. So, Katie and I, after, it's been about maybe a little more than a month since we took the hiatus. Now, much of it was planned because you had a procedure done. Yes, but I've been fine and fantastic for... How are you feeling, Caitlin? I'm feeling all right. You know that's not my name, right? Well, that was a joke about the procedure. Like a sex change. It wasn't a sex change. Oh! Oh! You see? Look at her. She caught it on the third bounds. Still don't get jokes. No, no, no, no. So, they left everything intact. But we, uh... But then there was, uh... There was sheer exhaustion. There was, uh... That was you. That was you. That was me. I just said, I can't even do it. And then there was a horrible sunburn. Well, yeah. I mean, that's not what caused it. But that was... There was all... There was lots of things at play. Yeah, you didn't want to record. And I was like, eh, that's all right. I got sunburn. And you painted. Oh, did we ever. But anyway, so we... A long time out said that Friday is our day. Because you had the opportunity and so did I. And we etched it in stone. Not unlike the Lord God himself did in the movie The Ten Commandments. In which he played himself. And, uh, his hand wrote into Mount... I believe it's Mount Sinai. Uh, the Ten Commandments. But this time, the finger of God wrote Thursday... Friday at about three. Which was not really three. But it was about three. Well, actually, no. If you go back in your text... Yes. Spiewak. Yes. It was supposed to be two. Well, I had to get to the movie. And the movie had a, you know, a finite length. And I knew that three... Do you have any idea? When we talked yesterday and we said two o'clock... Right. And then I saw on the Facebook that you were going to the movie... With my son and my mother. Don't turn it into a bad thing. You think I'm easily guilted? Because I'm not. Do you feel bad about that aspect of your personality? No. Trying to make you feel guilty about it. Yeah. No, no. I am not ashamed of who I am. No, nor should you be. Rob, when it comes to Dan, there's not a jealous streak in me. When it comes to you, you've been hanging out with Rob and Joe. You went to movies. That made it late for today. And then I was thinking, oh, he's going to go to a movie. And then we're not going to have time. He's going to put me off one more time. Rob Spiewak. I did not put you off. I'm like second fiddle. You're not. You're my primary viola. Head cello. Principal. No, because you don't work at a school. You... Go on. I'm done. But you said that three was okay. Well, I'm just taking what I could get. Oh, please. Stop it. How's your house? It's coming along. Along the outhouse, the construction is done. I wish you wouldn't call it that. Down to brand new doorknobs. So the drywall is all done. The new toilet is in there. The floors. I got you new floors, Rob. They're beautiful. You realize when you call it an outhouse what it seems to be. Self-fulfilling prophecy. Yes. So what this is, this is a mother-in-law's house, essentially. Yeah, it's like a studio apartment. It is. And there was, if you go back and listen to all the other episodes, you'll realize... We had a situation. There was a situation with it. And there was... There was a sewage backup that did not come into the main house, but went directly into the mother-in-law studio apartment. Now, this, you know, there is a good thing about this. Get it over early. It did not come into our living quarters. And it allowed you, without guilt, to forcibly make that place look the way you wanted it to look. Well, with the exception of the floors, it looks exactly the same. That was kind of the goal. Well, that's okay then. Well, actually, not the goal. That's what the insurance company paid for. I see. I do remember... We had to search the floors, so we had to pick new ones. I remember you sent me a note, what floors would you like for your house? Well, I think it's always cute that you call it my house, because Carrie and I... You and Carrie have stayed there... The most. Yeah. But I immediately... You're really going to like those floors, Rob. I immediately texted you back a picture of the lighted dance floor from Saturday Night Fever. Yes. So I've been working really hard to find a way to fit a disco ball up there in between the stained glass skylights... Yes. ...without blinding anyone. So... But I do recall, as soon as I texted it, you texted back, declined. So I'm sure it's fine. What is the floor like? Um, it is sort of a hand-scraped light wood... You know, you have a face you make, a special face you make when you talk about something that you feel is too fancy for you to talk about. It almost diffuses it. Like I said, they couldn't match the original floors, so they gave me two choices. It was either sort of a dark beach wood color or a light... And when I say beach, I mean like sand and ocean beach. Yeah, sure. So it's kind of driftwood-y. Excellent. I think that's nice. I went with the lighter one to try to keep things light. I think that's always a good plan. Yes. About your face you make when you say things like that, let me be you and you be me and ask if we have any Prosecco. Uh, Rob, do you have any Prosecco? No, I'm being you. You have to say Katie. Oh. Because I'm going to imitate your face. Oh, okay. Your face! Okay. Uh, Katie, do you have any Prosecco? All I have is this bottle of Moet. I know that's the face I make. I know it is. It's cute. Seeing you do it, I can feel my face doing it. And you know what? I like that so much, I'm not even going to say thanks for that impression of me. Yeah. I didn't know if you noticed. Now I noticed. Yeah. I'm not good with voices, but I thought I did all right. Okay. If I ever sounded the way, really the way people imitate me, I'd probably kill myself. Don't say that. Well, thank God I've got this beautiful speaking voice. Blessed. Ash eggs. Blessed. That's why I talk for a living. I choose to give back to people with my beautiful speaking voice. He said yesterday, Dan and I went to the grocery store. Yeah. It reminded me of this. And he pulls in, and there's all these spaces everywhere. Parking spaces. For some reason, he pulls into the space that is beside the minivan that has the two adults, the stick figures. Yeah. Two adults and eight kids, two cats and a dog. Oh, the sticker on the back that indicates your family. Right. And then it had, like in script, blessed. But for me, it just made me really mad because not at them, at Dan, for parking beside

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