Episode 49

#49. Dude… In Cue

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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I'm Clayton Bromberg, the president of Underwoods.

Almost every day, we see customers who've shopped around and are totally confused about how to select a diamond.

They're looking for someone qualified who'll tell them the truth and they can trust.

They've heard about certificates on diamonds, wholesale diamonds, internet diamonds, deals that a friend of a friend can get them,

and the prices that range from unbelievably low to unbelievably high.

One of the reasons for the confusion is if you look at the factors of grading a diamond,

after you know the carat weight, there are 11 grades for cut, 21 grades for color, 11 grades for clarity,

so you have 2,541 different possibilities, all with different prices.

That's where Underwoods helps straighten out the confusion,

because we have the American Gem Society credentialed professionals that'll help guide a customer to the right diamond for them,

one she'll be happy with for the rest of her life.

So come by and let one of our professionals help you.

At Underwoods, San Marco, Avondale, or the shops of Ponte Vedra.

I feel like I should go put on my Ghostbusters shirt.

Oh, listen to that.

I accidentally have the CD player on cue, and that's Dude Walker in cue.

Oh, I thought it might have been like the Yip Yip guys from Sesame Street.

We have breaking news.

It does.

It does, or...

This is your aerial traffic.

We're up here.

Looks pretty good on the inbound or the outbound or the interloop or the outer loop.

That's just dude and cue.

Dude and cue.

Everybody, ladies and gentlemen, Senorita Dude and Cue.

And her trained elephants.

What does that even mean?

I don't know.

But last week we had vegan rats, and this week we have Senorita Dude and Cue.

Yip Yips.

I'm turning it off, but I might bring it back.

I posted for questions.

I seen it.

There's one that asks, what are our top three favorite Beatles songs?

Right.

You know who really likes the Beatles?

It's Senorita Dude and Cue.

Hey, you know what?

Breaking news.

If we did a stereo broadcast, we can say, here he comes.

He's going over there.

And now he's going over here.

I'm panning left and right.

It benefits no one but me.

It's like the song Reflections.

And Senorita Dude and Cue.

Oh, no one thinks that's funny but me, and sometimes not even me.

Okay.

You sound very, very nice.

I am a nice person, despite what people seem to think.

People don't think that much about you.

Thanks, Rob.

Yes.

Oh, that's good.

Let's begin.

Okay.

Here we go.

Three.

I'm Clayton Bromberg, the president of Underwoods. Almost every day, we see customers who've shopped around and are totally confused about how to select a diamond. They're looking for someone qualified who'll tell them the truth and they can trust. They've heard about certificates on diamonds, wholesale diamonds, internet diamonds, deals that a friend of a friend can get them, and the prices that range from unbelievably low to unbelievably high. One of the reasons for the confusion is if you look at the factors of grading a diamond, after you know the carat weight, there are 11 grades for cut, 21 grades for color, 11 grades for clarity, so you have 2,541 different possibilities, all with different prices. That's where Underwoods helps straighten out the confusion, because we have the American Gem Society credentialed professionals that'll help guide a customer to the right diamond for them, one she'll be happy with for the rest of her life. So come by and let one of our professionals help you. At Underwoods, San Marco, Avondale, or the shops of Ponte Vedra. I feel like I should go put on my Ghostbusters shirt. Oh, listen to that. I accidentally have the CD player on cue, and that's Dude Walker in cue. Oh, I thought it might have been like the Yip Yip guys from Sesame Street. We have breaking news. It does. It does, or... This is your aerial traffic. We're up here. Looks pretty good on the inbound or the outbound or the interloop or the outer loop. That's just dude and cue. Dude and cue. Dude and cue. Everybody, ladies and gentlemen, Senorita Dude and Cue. And her trained elephants. What does that even mean? I don't know. But last week we had vegan rats, and this week we have Senorita Dude and Cue. Yip Yips. I'm turning it off, but I might bring it back. I posted for questions. I seen it. There's one that asks, what are our top three favorite Beatles songs? Right. You know who really likes the Beatles? It's Senorita Dude and Cue. Hey, you know what? Breaking news. If we did a stereo broadcast, we can say, here he comes. He's going over there. And now he's going over here. I'm panning left and right. It benefits no one but me. It's like the song Reflections. And Senorita Dude and Cue. Oh, no one thinks that's funny but me, and sometimes not even me. Okay. You sound very, very nice. I am a nice person, despite what people seem to think. People don't think that much about you. Thanks, Rob. Yes. Oh, that's good. Let's begin. Okay. Here we go. Three. You know the drill. The number starts at three and then it gets smaller. Very nice bit. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate insomnia. I don't mean one restless night. I mean the third night of no sleep when you find yourself 27 lists deep in a haze of BuzzFeed. Or better yet, three John Wayne movies into the TCM Marathon. Once you've not slept for three days, that encore viewing of The Sons of Katie Elder becomes absolutely fascinating. I hate sleep deprivation. And you. I hate you too. Good story. One would think Katie Elder is the star, but it's not. It's the sons. It's the sons. It's the sons. One son is John Wayne. One son is Dean Martin. You can see the family resemblance. Totally. And who's the third son of Katie Elder? I don't know. It's not Ricky Nelson. No. That's another movie. That's Rio Bravo. He's going to say, well, I think we're going to go into the saloon. Yeah, I think we better go in there and I'm going to go and sit on the couch. And the third son is, of course. How I've watched it twice in the past three days and you know it better than I do is beyond me. Well, there's no scene where Dean Martin says he's going to go sit on the couch. I just made that up. I'm going to look it up right now. I'm going to go to the Internet Movie Database. All right. And we'll figure out who all the sons are. The IMDB. I think Katie Elder has three sons. I think Tatooine has two sons. Star Wars joke. At any rate. You don't care. You can make yourself laugh. It surprised me. Sometimes if I tell a joke really fast, I hear it the same time you do. It surprises me. What can I say? Do you hear a delay? Oh, oh, oh, oh. I get it. Yeah. You think you're fast. No, no. Not at all. Oh, apparently she has four. She has four sons. Four. Okay. She has. In that case, she has bested Fred McMurray by one. John Elder was John Wayne. Dean Martin. Tom Elder. Bud Elder. Bud Elder. Bud Elder. Michael Anderson Jr. And Earl Holloman played Matt Elder. I don't know who was the eldest. I feel bad that they're the person that got to play Bud. Bud. Hey, Bud. Hey, Bud. Hey, buddy. Because then there's Matt and Tom. But really, what's so great is that we're supposed to just accept the fact that John Wayne and Dean Martin are brothers. Okay. Hey, you know who's my brother from another mother? Dude. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie show. Dude Elder. Rob Elder. Katie Elder. Holla. She's in the sequel. The strong-minded daughter of Katie Elder. Did you watch it at all because her name is Katie? No. You just landed on Turner. I didn't actually watch it. I'll be totally honest now. You don't watch Katie Elder. I've seen it. You don't watch Lancelot Link. What do you watch? Um, I, you know, it's interesting. Dan and I were discussing this just yesterday. Yeah. It's that dead time of the summer where they take all the TV shows away. Oh, I am so- Nothing good has started. Nothing good is still on. I am so with you. I called my dad and I said, you know what? There is nothing on TV. And he says to me, to the effect of, yeah, no S Sherlock. There's nothing on TV. I said, I think I'm going to watch The Sopranos again. I haven't watched the entire series in a long time. I've never seen it. And he said, you should. I will loan it to you if you would like to watch it the next time you're in town. It's a, it's a series of boxes, but I've got all the seasons. Wasn't it on for a long time? Uh, six seasons, I think. But you know what my dad is watching this summer? He's watching Breaking Bad for the fourth time. He is. Uh, let's see. I found a couple of things on like Amazon TV that I really like. Yes. Um, Alpha House. What is that? It's really funny. Um, it's about these four senators that share a house. You've told me about this. I thought so. Yeah. But you're still watching it. It's like this. John Goodman is the central character. Yeah. There's two seasons. So I, I'm about halfway through the second season. So John Goodman's in it and he plays Dean Martin's brother. Yes. Very good. And I buy it. You buy it. You pay cash money for it. No, no, no. I mean, I believe them. Oh, okay. Well, is it free? Uh, well, we have Amazon Prime, so it is free. Oh, I have Amazon Prime. Oh, hi Presley. It's not free. Then you have to pay for it. But it's worthwhile. It's a good thing. Amazon Prime is money well spent, you know. Considering how much, can you hear Presley? What's she doing? Walking, making sure everyone's where they need to be. Linus was out of his mind last night. I was out at a night. I love saying this just because it sounds like it's from another, another decade. I was at a nightclub downtown last night and it really threw Linus. Now, Linus gets upset when things are straying from the normal. He can kind of deal with it if Carrie works late and she gets home at like 9, 930. But he does definitely calm down once we're all home. But there is never a night that it's dark and I'm not home. And he was wandering the house and barking and out of his mind. Where's Dad? He has a new, he has a new head tilt word. What's that? It's really great because as we've said in the past, Linus is a very handsome dog, but not burdened with an overly active intellect. So when they go walking in the morning, this is the season of the bunnies. And there's a lot of bunnies in my neighborhood. And I'm particularly fond of rabbits. They're my favorite rodent. Are they rodents? I think they are. Sure. Anyway, they're cute and fluffy and we have them in spades. And so Carrie. I loved Thumper. Carrie. He was the best thing about that movie. Very good with mustard. So Carrie is walking with the dog. And the dog, you would think, especially a beagle with their sensitive tracking instincts, and Linus is mostly beagle. He would note the fact that there is prey and he would be on it, right? I mean, Linus even gets to the point where he raises his paw up like a cartoon hunting dog. Yeah. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Both Presley and Judd do that. It's just the instinctual. That's what they do. They go into that pose where the front paw raises up and they point. And so he never, ever sees the bunny. Ever. Because he's stupid. So Carrie sees the bunny. He's not stupid. He may, you know what? Maybe he needs glasses. All right. Thanks for bringing it up. I have a photo of him in glasses. Really? It took a really long time to get it because he's not patient. I may have been drinking. Come here. Sit. No. Sit. Stay. Put your head up. Sit. Stay. Come here. Sit. Stay. Stay. This is me. All the whole time. I'm putting the glasses on with my left hand. Holding the iPhone with my right. Oh my God. He's like, okay, we're going to take a break. Take a big sip of wine. Meanwhile, the poor dog's like going in circles and falling down and has a headache. That's right. Now what's to say they weren't 3D glasses and I just really wanted him to enjoy Frozen? Oh, now that would be a great picture. So he doesn't see the rabbit. And so the new word that Carrie says is slow, slow, slow. And it causes the head tilt. Yeah. And he looks and he just cocks his head. And slow should mean slowly approach the rabbit and then grab it by the scrub of the neck and shake it into a figure eight until it's dead. Oh, I thought it meant a description of poor Linus. No, no, no, no. But yes. But no. So now if you want him to, if you want him to tilt his head, here are your options. Do you want to go for a ride? Do you want a treat? Mr. Rourke? Slow. Slow. Slow. So when you do slow, is it like a slow head tilt? Or does it just- Oh no, he links in. And you know what? It's just like a toddler. Now that he knows that we expect him to tilt his head when we do it, he's more likely to do it. But he's not killed any rabbits, so that's good. Well, that's good. I don't think Presley has killed any lizards. They're so foreign to her, she might not know the best way to deal with them. She doesn't know if they are allies or not. No, we have a development in the past week with Presley. Hold that thought, because I just need to take care of one piece of business, and that is the fact- Oh, we haven't even started the show. No, we have. We've played the elements, but I would like to send a message to my new best friend, BGEKittyBabe82. I don't think she's your friend. If she's not my friend, why would she send me a Skype request? Why would she feel the need to discuss things with me on video? I don't know how to explain this to you, Rob, while we're recording. You see, I don't use Skype a lot, except for the fact that that's how we record our program, right? And so I fire it up today, and it goes, it makes the Skype noise, and it says, you have a message. And I click on it, it says, hi, Rob Spiewak. I'd like to add you as a contact. Signed, BigKittyBabe82. Or BGEKittyBabe82. Right. Now, do you think 82 is her age? Maybe. The year she was born? That's how old she is. Oh, yeah. She is a savvy senior. Getting it done. She's got the computer. I love that Rob Spiewak. I think I'm going to add him on. All the icons are set really big so she can see them. There's only four icons on the screen. Huge, huge Internet Explorer icon. Right. But anyway. One right in the middle. So your advice is to not accept the friendship of BGEKittyBabe82. I think the best thing for you to do is treat it like spam. Just delete that. Oh, I was going to fry it and put it on a roll. I will decline and play hard t

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