Episode 48
#48. Dead Ant
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I'm Clayton Bromberg, the president of Underwoods.
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But we've got the peace of mind part covered.
I'm such an idiot.
Why?
So I'm sitting here and I'm thinking,
man, these headphones are making my neck really hot.
You have a heating pad on your neck.
I know.
And not just a heating pad,
but it looks like something that you stole from the costuming department of Game of Thrones.
When I told my mom about this one,
I was like all impressed with this,
how cool it is.
I feel like I'm wearing like a stole.
Yeah, but you know what?
If you were head of the marketing department,
you shouldn't ever say that the heating pad is really cool.
Man.
That's so smart, Rob.
Yeah, you really look like you're in a costume drama.
I like the things that are like a dead fox,
and the fox that's biting his own tail,
and that's how it stays on.
See, I think that's how they came up with the idea for this,
because I told you, like, it has magnets.
It does.
At the front, which would be like the little fox,
like, biting its own tail.
Exactly.
And Linus does that.
That's what I should do.
I should go, like, I could sew a little something.
Like what?
Like a little fox head and a little fox tail, and then...
A stuffed animal, as Robert used to call them.
Animals.
A stuffed animal.
You know what you could put on there?
It's an action figure.
What if instead of a fox biting his own tail,