Episode 29

#29 The Anatomy of a Sweater

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

Date unavailable · 1 hr 37 min

Listen to this episodeYour place is saved on this device.

0:00 / 1 hr 37 min

Speed Download

YouTube

TranscriptRead Transcript · EN

PodStreet Generated · Provider: Local-mlx-whisper · Model: mlx-community/whisper-large-v3-turbo · Generated At 2026-09-09 01:39:54

Search transcript

You've dedicated yourself to the mission in uniform.

Now it's time to master the next one.

At American Military University, you'll find affordable, flexible online programs built for those who serve.

For over 30 years, tens of thousands of service members and veterans have trusted AMU to provide the support and resources to help them succeed.

It's time to master the next mission at AMU.

Visit amu.apus.edu.

My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer.

You know what, Mike?

We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time.

Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs.

Nice.

And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening?

That's right.

This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing.

Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings.

Restrictions apply.

License number CGC 1527613.

When she said, I don't dance now, I make money moves?

That was a mission statement for a whole new generation.

Respect, but that's not the Mount Rushmore.

Listen, cash rules everything around me.

When that line dropped, it changed the whole hustle.

The greatest tracks are never finished.

They're just debated forever.

Introducing the Sprite Living Tracklist.

50 tracks that shaped the culture from six decades of hip-hop.

Scan the QR code on a Sprite or Sprite Zero Sugar to see the full breakdown.

Now obey your thirst.

Sprite.

Zaxby's is more than just a humble chicken joint.

It's a humble chicken joint with the best sauces in the world.

See, at Zaxby's, you don't just get their famous hand-breaded chicken fingers,

fried to golden perfection with that flavor you know and love.

At Zaxby's, you get the sauce.

Dip, dunk, and drizzle with your choice of 12 different sauces,

like Zax sauce, tongue torch, and hot honey mustard.

So if you want a whole lot of sauce, you need to find yourself a Zaxby's.

Who's got the sauce?

Zaxby's.

You ruined it.

As I often do.

Apparently.

All right.

Okay.

You ready?

Okay, here we go.

Okay.

Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment.

Hey there.

This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day.

I hate judgy bartenders.

There is no need to snub your nose at my drink of choice.

I go whichever way the wind blows.

And if I order a lemon drop, it doesn't mean I'm reliving my youth,

but it does mean I want something refreshing.

And yes, you heard me correctly.

Honestly, I do want ice cubes with my wine.

And there's no need to point out your craft beer selection when my husband orders his Miller Lite.

Please just give me my drink without trying to shame me.

I lost all shame years ago.

You've dedicated yourself to the mission in uniform. Now it's time to master the next one. At American Military University, you'll find affordable, flexible online programs built for those who serve. For over 30 years, tens of thousands of service members and veterans have trusted AMU to provide the support and resources to help them succeed. It's time to master the next mission at AMU. Visit amu.apus.edu. My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. When she said, I don't dance now, I make money moves? That was a mission statement for a whole new generation. Respect, but that's not the Mount Rushmore. Listen, cash rules everything around me. When that line dropped, it changed the whole hustle. The greatest tracks are never finished. They're just debated forever. Introducing the Sprite Living Tracklist. 50 tracks that shaped the culture from six decades of hip-hop. Scan the QR code on a Sprite or Sprite Zero Sugar to see the full breakdown. Now obey your thirst. Sprite. Zaxby's is more than just a humble chicken joint. It's a humble chicken joint with the best sauces in the world. See, at Zaxby's, you don't just get their famous hand-breaded chicken fingers, fried to golden perfection with that flavor you know and love. At Zaxby's, you get the sauce. Dip, dunk, and drizzle with your choice of 12 different sauces, like Zax sauce, tongue torch, and hot honey mustard. So if you want a whole lot of sauce, you need to find yourself a Zaxby's. Who's got the sauce? Zaxby's. You ruined it. As I often do. Apparently. All right. Okay. You ready? Okay, here we go. Okay. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate judgy bartenders. There is no need to snub your nose at my drink of choice. I go whichever way the wind blows. And if I order a lemon drop, it doesn't mean I'm reliving my youth, but it does mean I want something refreshing. And yes, you heard me correctly. Honestly, I do want ice cubes with my wine. And there's no need to point out your craft beer selection when my husband orders his Miller Lite. Please just give me my drink without trying to shame me. I lost all shame years ago. I hate drink judgers. And you. I hate you too. Do I need to do it again? Your call. I had a hiccup. I know, because you've been pounding beer. That's not true. Is it? I've had one and a half beers. Are you judging my drink? No, no. You have one regular beer and a craft beer. This is true. That's what Dan bought me. Delicious Christmas beers from craft. Not that kind of craft beer. It goes super with macaroni and cheese. I'm going to guess we're going to move ahead. Okay. All right. Because we already deleted that one segment. Sorry. Just because I said the word coitus. You ruined it and you're about to ruin it again. You ruined it. Okay. Everybody relax. Here's Dude Walker. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie show. That man has never ruined anything. No. Are you? You have magnet troubles. My magnets are stuck to the desk again. All right. There's so much going on. Let me explain. I know. The desk I sit at in the Rob Radio World Broadcast Headquarters is a metal desk. It's a very old. It's old. It's from 1960. Okay. It's from the Invincible Furniture Company. That's true. It says it right here. Invincible Furniture and it's Manitowoc, Wisconsin, USA. Wow. They still make this desk. Well, the problem with your desk is that the buttons on my sweater are magnets. So your sweater continues to stick to the desk. Every time I lean over. And you know, I don't want to give the impression, which is a faulty impression. I don't want to give the impression that I have a sticky desk. No. Because, oh, hold on. Yeah, do it again. Hold on. That's the sound of. Every time I lean over. And it's a rather complicated sweater. It is. I mean, when you first came in. I have two of these, by the way. Now, do you have to hang them in separate closets? Yes. Because they would stick together. The worst part is putting them in the dryer. Oh, my God. I can only imagine. I know. Because you came in and you sort of had like a Don Johnson look. It's a white coat. Don Johnson? Well, yeah. Like a Miami Vice thing. I do not look like the 80s. No, no, you don't. Well, I mean, from a distance, you've got a white. From a distance. You've got a white. You look like Don Johnson. And actually, the Don Johnson thing was not so much about the sweater. It was more about your facial hair. No. No. No, it's simply a joke. Go to West Virginia for two days and then I come back with a full beard. What I saw from a distance, from a distance, is a white outer garment with, you know, half sleeves. And it looks sort of like, you know, Crockett and Tubbs a little bit. Because, you know, he wore the white jacket with the sleeves pushed up. That's just hurtful. No, I don't mean it to be hurtful. You look fantastic. F you. All right. I guess I can't win this one. But anyway. No, you can't. You told me I look like a 1980s. No, I said the. Miami Vice man. Vice man. Vice man. Hi. My name is Pierre Weissman of the Miami Weissmans. But it's a sweater and it's got a zipper where maybe a zipper shouldn't be. What's that? Well, OK. The zipper goes at an angle. Sure. OK. So technically. I agree. That's more like the other Miami Vice guy. So the zipper goes at an angle. Kind of like a motorcycle jacket. Oh, like Philip Michael Thomas. See? OK. Man, that was some good noise there. That was excellent. I know. But if you don't zip it up. If I don't zip it up, you don't know that it's kind of cool. Right. But then. But why are there magnets? The magnets hook up at the top. For what? So it holds it up here. Oh, OK. Velcro could have done the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It holds it at the shoulder so you can zip it properly. There's a tremendous amount of fabric. It's a lot. It's a lot going on is what I'm saying. It's very flowy. Sure it is. But it's. It's in, OK? I have it in white and I have it in charcoal. Leave me alone. OK. I might even buy it in blue. I think you should. And if nothing else, if you're done wearing it, you can use it to stick things to the refrigerator. Regardless. I'm like. Can you go get the sweater? I need to put my shopping list up. I keep getting stuck to that. But you really do keep getting stuck to my desk. I keep getting stuck to the desk. And again, in my defense, we may have spilled beer last week, but my desk is not sticky. No, it's not. No. Now you had a question for Dan. I did? Yeah. About the wedding. Remember? Uh-uh. You said, Dan, when I was dancing with my mom. Oh, no. We can't start this yet. Why not? I thought we would get. Because that happens at the reception. OK. So we have to work backwards. Mm-hmm. We had to know we have to work forwards. Yeah. And I'm not quite ready to deal with what I think is about to come to fruition. OK. Wow. All right. So you had a wedding. And at some point in that wedding, there was a chance that I turned into my mother. Turned into your mother? Does your mom have magnetic clothing? I don't think so. OK. That's terribly hard for a tiny, arthritic woman. Well, or it could be extraordinarily helpful. Or it could be fantastic. Exactly. Who knows? But either way, it's going to have an opinion. You had a wedding because it is the wedding season. Mm-hmm. And tell us about your wedding, please. We went to... Enter and sign in, please. So I discussed my Spanx and the wedding season upcoming. We have a lot of weddings to attend this year. You're about a 34% done with your weddings, if we were to round up. Yes. Exactly. You have three weddings this season. Three weddings in like seven weeks. I was not invited to any weddings this week. Or this season. OK. I don't know. I actually haven't checked my mail. Oh, speaking of which, real quick, before you get the mail. Sure. I mean, before you get to the store. OK. That was literally a knee slapper. That was the sound of me slapping my knee. We recorded the... Whose knee was that? It was mine. It was Katie's magnetic knee. My own hand on my knee, by the way. Yeah. Settle down, Dan. Wow. Nothing's going on over here. So we finish up the Mike O'Mara show. We recorded early today. Mm-hmm. Every now and then we like to record early. Oscar likes to record early so my commute can take even longer. So I drove in... That's not true. That's not the reason we did it. No. But I got in there in a brief two hours and we recorded the show and... One way or both ways? No, just one way to get there from here. Ew. And we finished up at about... We started at nine. So we finished at about 10.30 and I get a text. Because I haven't turned my silence thing on yet. Mm-hmm. But it's sitting on the counter. But it's on Vibra. Yeah, it's a... You know, that's a... Yeah. And I pick it up and already I'm laughing because it's from Carrie. And she says, have you seen my car keys? Oh, no. And I laugh. I immediately start laughing. I'm in the studio with Oscar and Pony and Mac. And I say, everyone, look at this text. Carrie wants to know, have I seen her car keys? And Oscar looks to me as I'm going to... How am I going to reply? And I say, well, the dick reply is, yes, many times. Uh-huh. But marriage nearly 20 years old? You don't answer that. Probably not. No. The correct answer is... Let me just put it this way. Marriage nearly two years old. Dan, that's not what you answer. No. Maybe. No. No. No. Meanwhile, I have not replied yet because we're all laughing. I'm not that forgiving. So we're still in the studio. I haven't replied yet because we're all having a good laugh at the fact that Carrie's lost her keys. And then all of a sudden you get the second... Because you haven't replied. Right. So I open it and my reply was, I haven't. Try the metal table. Because this metal table here next to my metal desk... Okay. This is where all things end up. I see keys. There's keys. There's dog treats. Packages. Dog treats. There's a wallet. Everything. Yeah. Everything gets there. And she says, not there. Possibly a stolen microphone. So nothing's there. And so I text her back. I said, well, are you locked out of the car? And all she replies is, all caps, what time do you get home? Oh, no. I said, well, I'm in Georgetown right now. If I were to leave right now, about 70 minutes. It's far. And then I said, are the keys locked in the car? Oh, no. And I get a reply about 90 seconds later and it's the empty balloon. No text. Just the reply. She didn't type anything and then sent me an empty balloon. Oh. And I'm like, damn it. So I call her. She says, the keys were in the best place ever. I said, where were the keys? She says, I locked them in our mailbox. What? Exactly what I said. How do you do that? Well. Don't you have to like lock the mailbox behind you? We keep our mailbox. Tell me they're not on separate key chains. They are. God. Why? You people. No, it's, this is why it makes sense. Oh, does it? Well, for me it does. Not today. Well, not for her. No. For me it makes sense because when I get the mail. Oh, man. I pull up next to the mailbox. Get out of my car. I would be running around the neighborhood looking for a mailman like it was my job. I get out of my car and I've got the key in the console and it's a little key tag and I get the keys. I don't have to stop my car. So that's why it's on. So she went out to get the mail yesterday. Oh, no. And what happens, we got

You Might Also Like

#26. Fjord?

#27. Twitter DID NOT Buy Instagram

#28. Stabbin’ Cabin