Episode 27

#27. Twitter DID NOT Buy Instagram

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment.

Hey there!

This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day.

I hate fad diet loving people.

First it was carbs, then dairy, and now it's all gluten free.

Let's be clear.

98% of you don't have any issues with any of these things.

And you probably don't even know what gluten is.

And what really chaps my ass are the food labels that play into your crazy needs.

Get a hold of yourself.

No need to spend thousands on repairs. No need for strangers walking through your bedroom at an open house. If you want to sell without the hassle, I can help. I'm Steve Gordon with White Sand Real Estate Solutions. I can get you a cash offer as is on your timeline. Or I can sell your home the traditional way so you don't leave money on the table. Either way, stress-free. For more information, visit whitesandrealestatesolutions.com. That's whitesandrealestatesolutions.com. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical for adults 21 and over. If you use nicotine, you probably have your routines. Different moments, different situations. But when it comes to pouches, one thing matters most. Whether they actually hold up. Well, that's where Joey stands apart. With 36 flavors like watermelon, strawberry, and mango, there's something for every preference. And it's all designed with Flavor Beads technology for long-lasting flavor. Joey. Quick kick, long tail, all flavor. Visit meetjoey.com to find a store near you or to order online. My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free. Plus, 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. Queen Carvania stood haloed by the morning sun. An army hung on her every word. My champions! I have sold my chariot on Carvana! T'was a lovely SUV. An inexplicably queenly offer. They're even coming to the castle to collect it! Tonight, we feast! An offer you can feast on. Sell your car today on Carvana. Pick up fees, may apply. A wise woman once told me, I just need something to star in. All right, are you quite ready? I am quite ready. Okay, here we go. Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there! This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate fad diet loving people. First it was carbs, then dairy, and now it's all gluten free. Let's be clear. 98% of you don't have any issues with any of these things. And you probably don't even know what gluten is. And what really chaps my ass are the food labels that play into your crazy needs. Get a hold of yourself. That's not a raw diet, it's a fruit bowl. I hate fads that mess with my food. And you, I hate you too. Was that all right? It was great. Thanks. Gluten is like the elastic structure that holds wheat products together. When we went to the grocery store yesterday, the thing that's killing me, there's a whole section of gluten free pasta. Mm-hmm. Right. You know who really likes that stuff? People that are glutens for punishment. I don't think you're using that word right. How's that? What? Let me ask this gentleman. He'll know his name is Dude Walker. Dude Walker. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Sure is. A weekly podcast. I'm glad I didn't step all over Walker. A Walker. Dude Walker. You didn't see what I stepped on Walker? I, yes. Yeah. This is better than the gluten joke. Yeah. A weekly podcast, a show by way of comparison that your life isn't that bad. This is episode number. Swallowing Water 27. It is indeed. Our thanks as always to Mike O'Mara, Oscar Santana, and everybody at more broadcasting, including Tony Boom Boom Bloom. Thank you to Steve Bridges for keeping us on the radio out there. And KCJJ land. Check us out on Facebook. Facebook.com slash Rob and Katie. Twitter at Rob and Katie. The Twitter is blowing up. I've been trying to tweet. Good. What was the best tweet you did this week? I think I tweeted when we posted the show. That would have been last Tuesday. Probably. Yeah. I don't have any earthly idea what I tweeted. Were you drunk? No, I just don't. It's usually... Because I have the Instagram. That's pictures, right? Right, but you can post from Instagram onto the Twitter. Oh, because Twitter bought Instagram. Did they? I believe so, yeah. Well, look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants. Dan, didn't that happen? Didn't Twitter buy Instagram? Dan doesn't know crap about this. Dan doesn't know. No. And he's supposed to be running the Twitter anyway. Yep, I know. Thanks a lot, Dan. Dan can't even say sorry. He just shrugged his shoulders. Not even that we need a sorry. Just a... Even a meh. I think we... The meh was communicated by the silence. It wasn't implied meh. Or meh. Meh. That's what people say on the internet. Meh. That's... Meh. Really? Not meh? Maybe. Meh. I don't know. You know what you should do is go to iTunes. Yes! And search the More Broadcasting. And check out our show via the iTunes and give us a five-star review. Or we're also available on the Mike O'Mara Show app, which was just updated this week, to feature the Tony Perkins Show. So make sure you do that and check it out. But make sure you don't stop listening to us. Just add the T-perk... Yes. ...to your repertoire. Yeah, you don't want to stop listening to us. No. You don't want a nasty breakup like that. God knows, but like our first two puns in the first, what, minute of the show, we probably lost everybody listening. I believe the core audience is still with us. All four of you? That's right. Thanks. That's right. We really appreciate it. And who knows? Maybe your name will come up in the letter segment. So stay tuned. Stay tuned. Apparently we only read the good letters. Well... But that's fine. Wouldn't you? Yeah, I know. Not you. I mean the listener. Listen, lady. Lady. We had... I don't know your name. We had a bit of an incident with the Facebook this afternoon. Always. I put up a thing that says we're going to record and give us, you know, your questions. What would you like us to talk about? And some lady, and I use the term loosely, says... Rob, first of all, let's be nice. Yes. Go ahead. Okay. This lovely young woman. She wasn't young. No. Rob! She didn't look young. I don't know. I'm not saying who she is. I don't know her from Adam. But this lady got on our Facebook page, came to our party. Now you are worked up over this. I did not like it. I did not like it. And she said, she said, you know what? They only answer the best questions anyway, week after week. So I'm giving up. Of course we only answer the best questions. Lady, check yourself and think about what you just said. We are only as good... If we're doing a Q&A... Yes. We're really only about as good as the question. We're not magicians. And then, quite frankly, it's not even that great. Exactly. It really is the third segment. All it is is us limping to the finish line. So if you begrudge us... People are going to tune out after two. But I will say, our rapid fire Q&A last week... Yes. I thought was quite fascinating. You enjoyed it. I did. Good. I told the lady this morning on Facebook, I said, lady, uh-uh, lady. Uh-uh. I said, thanks for the positive energy, because it pissed me off. It brought you down? It did. Wow, Rob. And I think she deleted it. I really... Oh. She deleted her question, and therefore the cake and cookies reply went with it. So you replied implying that I could have written that? Well... I would never be that hateful. Not to a listener. No, but I mean, I was representing the show. I really am the listener friend, and you are not representing the show if you're being a mean person. I'm not. Mean. She was mean. Okay, this is true. I was sarcastic. But you should have risen above. I couldn't do it. Not today. No. Had trouble with the computer this morning. Had a bad ride in. I just wasn't ready to rise above. You had a bad ride. You called me on your ride in. At that point, it was still okay. Okay. You know, it was pretty early. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have called you that early except the fact that you'd already texted me. Well, you texted me first. Yeah, but you see, but you replied. Right. And I don't feel bad. I will text someone even in the middle of the night sometimes because I know if they don't want to be, you know, bothered, they probably aren't going to be near their phone. But I texted you to say, you know, what about today? And you replied, and I said, ah, she's awake. And I called her, but you didn't seem all that awake when you answered. Nope. I had been awake about... 40 seconds. No, no, no. Closer to an hour. Okay. But at that point, I was still... When you work from home... Yes. And it's before you have any, say, meetings for the day, there's no reason why you can't take your laptop into your comfy bed and snuggle with a puppy while you're working. I understand. Had you had coffee? No. And I hadn't... You sounded a little... I hadn't yet spoken, which might have been the... I hadn't said anything out loud. It is allergy season. Yeah. I could hear that. And I felt... It was a situation where I felt maybe I shouldn't have called, but I wasn't going to bring it up. So I just forged ahead. Well, we needed to discuss what time we were meeting today. And also, I could tell that you were maybe tired because there were certain concepts that were brought up that you didn't quite grab onto. One of the things that you said, though, was so bizarre, I had to make... I just couldn't... You know what, Rob? Rob, you had yourself quite a Sunday afternoon now, didn't you? I truly did. And... But that's where I got confused. And it's understandable. Because the fact that I was at a symphonic concert and also at the symphonic concert where people dressed in Civil War regalia, isolated from each other, these are equally unlikely. Together. Well, yes. We were discussing what we were going... We were doing our show prep. Right. Prep. So we were discussing what we were going to discuss. And, you know, I said, how did the symphony go? And you said... It went... Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. No, I said it was great. And that you were thrown off by people dressed... And Civil War reenactment garb. And I said... Wait, pardon me? And I said it again. And you said... And I believe I said they were dressed in period costumes from the Civil War. And that's when you said, okay, 4.30? Yeah. So you just... Well, I immediately thought, well, you know, it's Manassas. Yeah, of course. But to get to my afternoon, you have to start with my morning. What happened Sunday morning? Well, we sent the family off to the beach. Oh, well, no. No, you didn't. You only sent... Well, some of them. Okay. The females. Carrie and Julia and Julia's friend Bella were off... Oh, Bella's down there, too. Yeah, they went off to Nags Head and... Girls Weekend! Robert declined. Going to the beach. Can't imagine why. Well, my mom was going, too. So, you know, with Grandma Sharon down there, with Shea Show down there, it might have been fun for him. And it's the beach. Four women in a 12 year... He's 12, right? Yeah, but it's still the beach, you know? And there's activities, and there's sun and fun and frolic, and it's the end of the summer. And I thought maybe he'd want to go. Otherwise, he's just going to stay here and sleep. And play Minecraft. Ah, that's Mrs. Spiewak. Will you hand me the phone, please? Yeah! Let's see what she's doing down at the beach right now. Hello? Hey! Hey, you're on Cake and Cookies. Oh, well, hello, Cake and Cookies. Hi, Carrie! Hello! What's going on? We're watching Trisha Yearwood cook. And we're getting ready to go out to eat. What is she cooking? Right now, she's making a banana pudding cake. Oh. She made pimento cheese. Ugh. Ew. Fried green tomatoes. Yum! She's really dead set on killing Garth Brooks, isn't she? Yeah. More pimento cheese and pudding, dear? And Ina, of course, whipped up something I'd never heard of, and Haiti comes in and goes, Oh, I know how to make that. Well

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