Episode 23

#23. Next Time Send Pants

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Hey there!

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Oh!

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My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC1527613. At DSW, we ask the important questions, like, what shoes are you going to wear? Whether you're prepping for wedding season, festival season, or just planning the ultimate vacay, the right shoes can make or break an RSVP. So own the moment. You've got big plans, and we've got just the shoes. At the perfect price, of course. Get ready to get ready with Designer Shoe Warehouse. Head to your DSW store or DSW.com today and let us surprise you. Supplies, new clothes, new schedules. Back to school means a ton of stuff to stress about. How about letting SafeTouch make this busy time of year a little easier? Get the 24-7 reliability of a SafeTouch security system, and the first three months of monitoring is on us. Then instead of wondering, did the kids make it home safe? You'll know exactly what's happening at home, even when you can't be there. Call 888-723-8682 or visit safetouch.com. Offer valid for new customers only cannot be combined with other promotions, discounts, or offers. Certain restrictions apply. State license, DF-2000-2049. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there! This is Katie with the very hateful thought of the day. I hate asinine travelers. Let's be clear, the moment you decide to take public transportation, you become part of the public. You, sir-jerk face, have become no better than any of the rest of us. Furthermore, yelling across the coach line that there ought to be more first-class staff won't win you any friends. You're a first-class asshat, and I hope you get cavity searched. I hate bad travelers, and you, I hate you too. Cavity search. Some people deserve it. Some people prefer it. Oh! Oh, we gotta do. It's been a while. No, no, I don't want to go through the spinny thing. I'd rather have the pat down. Please. I brought these gloves for you. Yay! Could you wear these gloves? I know they're sparkling. They're ribbed. For my pleasure. For my pleasure. Cake and Cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Sure it is. Let's say that. It's the Cake and Cookies with the Rob and the Katie, a weekly podcast, a show by way of comparison. Is it weekly? W-E-A-K. A weekly podcast, a show by way of comparison that your life isn't that bad. Our thanks, as always, to Mike O'Meara, Oscar Santana, and everybody at More Broadcasting, including Steve Bridges, the king of the harebrained get-rich-quick scheme. Hi, Steve! Thank you for putting us on KCJJ and keeping us on KCJJ. It has indeed been a while. Welcome to Katie, back to my home. Been here a few times. Welcome to you, the listener. Can you turn my headphones up? I can't hear anything. I can turn your headphones up. Hello, hello. Is that better? That's much better. Thank you. No problem. We had a couple little weird hiccups in the system. We've had a strange week. A strange summer, really. Well, we had a week off for you going to Maine. Right. Then a week off for me going to Vegas. Right. And then- Then I got back and then we tried to record, but we had a hiccup. We had a hiccup. But also, what we did to sort of cover that hiatus was I put up the drunken aborted show. Yeah. And I want to say to people, I think a lot of people think I did that behind your back. No, no. You told me you were going to try to see if there was anything that you could salvage. Salvageable, right. Because it was rough. It was not as bad as I remembered it, because I want you folks to know the one that we put up most recently, the bonus deal, the aborted show. Stretch it out. Stretch it out. It was called. Stretch it. Stretch it. Stretch it out. Stretch it out. I put that on. After we recorded, I just put it in a folder and I didn't touch it. And we hadn't looked at it or done anything. I told you to delete the darn thing. Yeah, I delete. But you know I delete nothing. That's not my deal. I'm aware. Rob ran out of room of space on his computer and couldn't figure out how to get more room. And then finally he emptied the trash, which when was the last. Have you ever emptied the trash? It's a three-year-old computer. How much more space did you get? Dozens of space. You don't even know what you're talking about. No, the computer. Have you ever heard a computer actually go, ah. It did. It said, oh, so wonderful. It's like a weight lifted off my shoulders. Yeah, so the computer is running great. But one of the things is, and this goes back to when I was recording on videocassette for stuff on WJFK. I just don't delete stuff. Right. Because you never know when you're going to need it. And I went back. What? Videocassette? Well, I used to keep stuff on videocassette. Like VHS? Yes. That's how I used to gather tape for the Don and Mike show. We used, no, we used reel-to-reels. Yeah, but I would have to capture like television audio. Oh, oh, okay. Okay. Right, right, right. I'm sorry. I understand. For the audio vault and different clips. If you want to view into my OCD, I actually had seven high-grade, you could tell the old high-grade videocassettes because they had gold on them. But I would buy a pack and I would label one Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, one for every day of the week. And they would be programmed to tape the stuff that I thought we would need that week for the show. And that way, even if we didn't use it right away, I had a seven-day cushion where I could go back and grab it. So I did, I save all the audio, but that's really beside the point. I went and listened to the episode that at the time we determined we were too drunk to broadcast. And I found- Well, we didn't, it wasn't at the time. It was after the first segment. After the first segment. Yeah. And really, if you want to get into it, I had had a bottle of wine. You had had a bottle of wine. Well, you had one- Or was that the night I was drinking hard liquor? It might've been hard liquor for me and champagne for you. Oh, it was. You had an entire old-fashioned- Before. Before we even started. And another while during. While, yes. So- And while we were doing our show prep, believe it or not, people, we prepped the show. Sure, let's say that. So we were- No, we do. Don't disparage my- Your cards? My Sharpie note cards. You have papers. We have papers. We have papers. We print things. We print things. Go get the printer. It's our script, remember? That's right. It's- Don't go off script. Thank you. And then I said- No, you don't read that part. Oh. Okay. Right. So we got to the end of the scene. It was like maybe 20 some minutes. And I had finished the bottle of champagne. Mm-hmm. You had finished- It was at least your second because I feel like when we got here- I was already having one. You were already having one. I know that to be a fact. So I think it was three old-fashions for you. So we saw what was going to happen and we said, let's just go ahead and call it. And what I- Let's try again tomorrow. What I thought was great, though, in going back and listening to it, experts agree. Experts of the Cake and Cookies Lab agreed that you are in worse shape than I was. Well, I can't handle my alcohol. No, no, no, no, no. It's not that. It's just you were spinning in many directions. And I know from- Yeah, I can't handle my alcohol. I know that if we had done a second segment, you were going to talk about burning herbs to keep evil spirits away. I know that's what- I already had. Just a little bit. Right. But I was going to take this further. And then I was going to tell you that- Now I'll just go ahead and say it. Yeah. So we have the little tiny urn- Right. Of my Aunt Ronnie. Sure. I wanted to- Yeah. What? When we got her back to the house, I wanted to go spread a little bit of her on each of the four corners of our property to protect us. Okay. But it's- I'm very suspicious. I'm very superstitious. Okay, I understand. Like the snack list that I wear every single day- Right. This was my grandmother's. Okay. And she wore this every single day. Okay. So I feel like she's kind of looking over me if I'm wearing this. There you go. I totally understand that. So that's like, it's the same thing. But no, it's not the same thing. I haven't spread her anywhere. The problem really was not so much that you were superstitious or had a belief in a higher being. And a lot of people were very impressed with what you had to say. The problem was the moment- I didn't exactly say it very well. No, but I think they felt where you were coming from. The problem was is when I revealed to you I didn't know who Dobby was- I'm still not ready to talk about this. And it made you cry. I did. You cut out the part where I really cried. Well, I didn't know that that was real life. That was after we stopped taping. I had tears. Yeah, you did. I was really upset. Very upset about that. But that's why we don't drink as much anymore. Mm-mm. How's that? Second beer? Actually, that's what's so bad about this. Right. The truth is we really pretty much quit drinking during the show. We have. We might have a beer. A glass of wine. Like one. That's it. And that's it. And that's just sort of to get over the initial because, believe it or not, when you hit record, there is sort of a little- A bum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just sort of to smooth out the bum. Now, also to be fair, right now, we're not exactly sure we should be recording at all. We're not sure where we're supposed to be. There was, we've discussed many times in the past, the Supper Club. And we actually, we have today an audience of two, which is exciting because- We have an audience of three. Does Julia count? Yes. Okay, we have an audience of three. She's your daughter. I didn't know she was back there. Is she back there? She is back there. Don't roll back. Okay, she is. You'll take her feet off. In my peripheral vision, all I can see is the gong and the Elvis. So I can tell if Julia's there. So Julia is here. Which one? And she is a frequent, you know, a frequent viewer of the program. She hangs out while we do it. She's in our frequent flyer program. Another frequent flyer. Your husband, Dan, is here. Yes. But also, Doug of the Supper Club is here. He is here. Which is great. Yay! Woo! But the odd thing is- You know, this is the Doug who had the Dugs. He had a bad case of the Dugs one night. Yes. And right now he feels aces. It looks good. Looks good. Tanned, well-rested, athletic. Yes. There's wine over there. There's beer in the fridge. He will make himself perfectly at home. Okay. I just felt like I needed to extend that. But we- Not my home. No. But I very- I apologize. But the weird thing is- Rob, I'm so sorry. You know what? I would have stopped you if I thought it was inappropriate. After I've, like, baked cookies- Oh, you've done everything. I had lasagna- Longe- I had lasagna with the kids. I had- We went to Target. Julie and I had ourselves a great little afternoon. It was wonderful. But the problem is, is that I didn't know that today's little random get-together of the supper club people was an actual supper club thing. I didn't know it was a thing. Oh, you thought it was just a- Yeah. Sort of a happening, like they used to have in the 60s. Okay, no, wait. Let me, as an outsider- Sure. Of this supper club- A disinterested outsider looking in. I'm so disinterested. I can tell you're disinterested. I just want to be part of it. I know. So, from what I can tell- Right. You have official gatherings- Right. Okay. Once a month, on an ideal s

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