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BONUS. Stretch It Out

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment.

And now here's the cake man

and the cookie mistress, Rob and Katie.

Thank you, Dude Walker, my personal friend.

Hey, it's me, it's Rob and I am without Katie.

Yes, today the Rob Radio World Broadcast Headquarters

has only one.

This is not an official episode of Cake and Cookies,

but one that I think you will enjoy.

It's a special treat, a mini episode.

Now, here's the deal.

We took a hiatus a couple weeks back when I was in Maine

and we didn't want to leave you hanging this week.

Now, you know, Katie is in Las Vegas,

so we could not record an episode for you.

So what I did is I went into the Cake and Cookies archives

and resurrected, brought back from the dead,

our first attempt at episode number five.

This has been referenced in previous episodes

as the aborted episode.

And it really wasn't my fault and it wasn't Katie's fault.

I blame a thing called wine.

We both were hitting the grape pretty hard

when we started to do this episode.

I don't want to throw Katie under the bus,

but she is in Nevada, so I will.

Katie was hitting it a little harder than me,

but I was right on her tail.

So we recorded a segment and then realized

My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice, and you've got some end of the summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12 months special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC1527613. Supplies, new clothes, new schedules? Back to school means a ton of stuff to stress about. How about letting SafeTouch make this busy time of year a little easier? Get the 24-7 reliability of a SafeTouch security system and the first three months of monitoring is on us. Then instead of wondering, did the kids make it home safe? You'll know exactly what's happening at home, even when you can't be there. Call 888-723-8682 or visit safetouch.com. Offer valid for new customers only, cannot be combined with other promotions, discounts or offers. Certain restrictions apply. State license, DF-2000-2049. Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment. And now here's the cake man and the cookie mistress, Rob and Katie. Thank you, Dude Walker, my personal friend. Hey, it's me, it's Rob and I am without Katie. Yes, today the Rob Radio World Broadcast Headquarters has only one. This is not an official episode of Cake and Cookies, but one that I think you will enjoy. It's a special treat, a mini episode. Now, here's the deal. We took a hiatus a couple weeks back when I was in Maine and we didn't want to leave you hanging this week. Now, you know, Katie is in Las Vegas, so we could not record an episode for you. So what I did is I went into the Cake and Cookies archives and resurrected, brought back from the dead, our first attempt at episode number five. This has been referenced in previous episodes as the aborted episode. And it really wasn't my fault and it wasn't Katie's fault. I blame a thing called wine. We both were hitting the grape pretty hard when we started to do this episode. I don't want to throw Katie under the bus, but she is in Nevada, so I will. Katie was hitting it a little harder than me, but I was right on her tail. So we recorded a segment and then realized that we were going in a direction that we were not going to be able to complete two other satisfactory segments. So we said, you know what, forget it. We'll do it again in a couple days. And we just hit save and put this segment away. Well, it's time to dust it off and hear what happens when we drink way too much. Now, the first thing I'm going to play you is as we gear up to do the podcast. Now, I always record our pre-show banter just in case something useful comes out of it. And in this little bit of tape, by the way, trained ears would hear already that by the way we're talking, we shouldn't be getting ready to do a podcast. We shouldn't even be finishing up a podcast, okay? So Katie talks about her opinion of exploding cars, Long Island, and also she takes a first stab at her hateful thought. Let's go to the tape. Those guys. Those guys. Those guys. Hey, those guys. Those guys. Those great guys. People on Long Island. One of them, like his car exploded and it was because of the snow and stuff. It wasn't, but I'm, isn't my- This is what snow does to cars? Well, if you apparently don't like uncover the, yeah, if you don't like uncover the tailpipe and you're trying to like dig it out and unthaw it, yeah. The old banana in the tailpipe. Yep, yep, yep. Well, I, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Aw, aw, it's me and Tab. So, but my immediate thought is, my God, it's the mob. Always. Hey, there is no mafia. There's no mafia. Okay. I really think is the car just blew up. I don't know. Because he missed a payment. I don't know, who knows. Okay. You ready? This is going to be the good one. Mike O'Mara, radio- Stop it, you asshole. Mike O'Mara, radio entertainment. ♪♪♪ Hey there, this is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate people who don't hold open doors for other people. I don't care if you're a man or a woman, if you're able-bodied enough to reach out and pull open a door for yourself, then have some common courtesy and don't let it slam. I think it's fine. Yes, it was indeed a fine attempt. Now let us go forward with the actual first segment of the aborted show. As I said, we were trying to do episode number five that would eventually air on March 5th, the date of recording, February 28th, 2014. And Katie, as I recall, had a few missteps recording her hateful thought of the day, which she normally does live and normally nails in one take, but we had had some difficulty. So we actually recorded the hateful thought of the day without her music bed so we could edit it in post-production if necessary, okay? That's why you don't hear the Percy Faith music behind Katie here. Katie is absolutely thirsty. And by the time we started this segment, most of a bottle of white wine was gone. So we talk a little bit of cooking. I try to tell a story, but Katie gets emboldened by the alcoholic beverages and we start talking about, could it be witchcraft? Perhaps. I do know this. We use the phrase big sweaty crouton. It is the Aborted Cake and Cookies, a bonus episode. Oh, and please, ladies and gentlemen, I know this is not an actual episode of Cake and Cookies and I'm not trying to sell it as such. I'm just giving you a look behind the scenes, what it sounds like when we totally blow it, all right? And by the way, drunk Katie is still pretty cute. So check it out. It is the Aborted Show on Cake and Cookies. You're going. Hey there, this is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate people who don't hold open doors for others. I don't care if you're a man or a woman. If you are able-bodied enough to reach out and pull open a door for yourself, then have some common courtesy and don't let it slam on the person behind you. Get yourself together. You don't need to be a doorman. Simply have some decency and respect for other human beings. Try a little tenderness in this cold-ass world. Open your eyes and notice the poor other schmucks around you. Even a little bump with your butt or a nudge with your hip to stop a door from slamming in somebody else's face is fine. Just hold the damn door. I hate people who don't hold open doors. And you, I hate you too. ♪♪ One take. Fourteen. Perfect, every time. I've had a few drinks. Not me. I hate people who try to hate things when they've been drinking. I love love. I think next week's hate is going to be, I hate empty bottles of white wine. Oy. And you, I hate you too. Poor Carrie, she hasn't even had a taste of it. I know. It is episode five, yes? Yes! Yes, it is cake and cookies. It's episode five. The Rob and Katie Show, a weekly podcast to show you by way of comparison that your life really isn't that bad. Hi, Rob. Hi, Katie. I'm Rob Spiewak. I am Katie Powers. And we are so glad you are joining us today. A few things before we get started. First of all, thank you to all the love on Facebook. Absolutely. Oh my goodness, it's been overwhelming. Social media. I'm even told that we are liked on Twitter. If I understood it, I'm sure I would see it. I don't think you get liked on Twitter. No, they like, they're saying on Twitter that they like us. Oh, that they like us. Right, right, right, right, right. We can get favorited. No, you can favorite a tweet. And so if we tweet something and they favorite us, that's good, right? Right. So, I assume that the- They don't favorite us, they favorite the tweet. The overall energy is positive and that I like. It's good. It's so good, Rob. So, thank you to all you guys for listening and spreading the word. And of course, as always, thank you to Mike O'Meara, Oscar Santana, and everyone at Moore Broadcasting. Absolutely. We wouldn't be sitting in your basement. We wouldn't get together and drink for two hours before we even hit record without them. I think that's the problem with my hateful thought. No, the hateful thought was strong. No, no, it's not. I need to walk in the door, do the hateful thought, and then we can start drinking. Out of the chute. Yeah. No, we're not doing anything fancy for dinner tonight. We had corned beef last week, which was- But there's a sleepover. Why would you do anything but a pizza party? I know, we have a, I was informed tonight that we'll have people sleeping over. Not you and Dan. There's a sleepover. No, no, no. It's Julia's friend, Sarah. I mean, Carrie's in her PJs. I know. And I really- If there ever was a night to swing. There is, there's some awkwardness. When Carrie came into the room and announced, I'm not even wearing a bra. I have to be honest, you're the only person that felt awkward. It didn't even phase me. Well, of course it didn't phase you. I don't think it did. You've been rooting for it for 10 years. Actually, that's probably true. Finally. I mean, I was like, yes. Let them breathe. Let them breathe. They need some freedom. But Carrie did show up. She, of course, came home and I thought this was wonderful. She said, guess what came through? And I said, what? She said, they finalized my sleep study. And I said, that's terrific. Oh, she's been in a sleep study? She's going to do a sleep study. Oh, okay, okay. And I said, so that's all set? And she said, yeah. I said, well, what are you gonna do? She said, I'm gonna go take a nap. So she celebrated her sleep study by going up to the bedroom and putting on, I think, Judge Judy. I think it was the Judge Judy program. She loves the judge shows. Loves the judge shows. And- Who's her favorite? Actually, I think, as far as entertainment, she likes Judge Joe Brown. But if she wanted- So does my dad. If she wanted- He loves the judge shows too. If she wanted to bone someone, it would be Judge Alex. Oh. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's not a lot of sexy alternatives out there. No, I mean, no. Judge Alex, he looks a little like, he looks like Herman Munster. Who's the other lady that's not Judge Judy? The other lady- Judge Reinhold? No, no, no. He doesn't even have a show. But sometimes, like, we have, like, our dog's name is Judd, and sometimes Dan calls him Judge Reinhold. And it's, I don't know why it makes me laugh, but it just makes me laugh. And quite frankly, like, I'm sorry if you can hear the ice cubes. It's not a cowbell, by the way. That is a- No, no, that's a disaster. Iced white wine. Iced white wine, so- No, that's really bad. It's gotten to the point where I have had so much of a bottle of white wine- That there is no longer a bottle of white wine. There's no longer a bottle of white wine, and I'm asking for ice cubes to just stretch it. Just do it! Can we just try to stretch it just a little bit? It's kind of like macaroni and cheese when you, like, keep adding, like, milk or something, just to kind of, we just need to, we just need to stretch it just a little bit. This sure is the thinnest batter I ever did see. It's like two cans of SpaghettiOs and a cup of water. Yeah, it's real thin. I'm just trying to stretch it. We're not cooking anything down. We're just trying to, just trying to spread it out. Okay, I'm just going to say this again, because I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever said. What? Two cans of SpaghettiOs and a cup of water. That's, and a lot of people, when they see cake and cookies, they think it's a cooking show. It's not. But no, it just became one. It did, it did.

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