Episode 22

#22. Everybody Hates It

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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I was just focusing on me.

So if for some reason you thought I was being ignorant of you,

it wasn't you that I despise, it's just me that I adore.

Something smells delightful.

And I think it's me.

Okay.

I'm ready.

Okay.

That's right.

All right.

Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment.

Hey there.

This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day.

I hate people who think celery and iceberg lettuce are vegetables.

Let's not make it anything more than what it really is.

Crunchy water.

Sure.

Celery makes for a good peanut butter holder,

but that's only when you don't want other people to see you eat it with your fingers.

Iceberg is fine for a garnish.

So come on, people.

Let's get it right.

I hate crunchy water.

And you, I hate you too.

So he had a spoon and a peanut butter jar on his desk.

Yeah.

Dan.

You got hungry.

One time in Robert's room I found a spoon and an empty container of cake icing.

Ew.

Oh my God.

This is a kid with a future eating issue.

I mean, everyone loves icing.

Ew.

No, I think it's vile.

Oh, that's true.

My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. Back to school is busy enough. The last thing you need is shopping that makes it harder. Whether you're moving into a dorm, your first apartment, or just getting organized for the semester, Wayfair makes it easy to get everything you need in one place. Furniture, bedding, storage, decor, study essentials, all at prices you'll love with fast shipping before move-in day. Get everything you need for back-to-school season. Shop Wayfair.com today. Wayfair, every style, every home. I was just focusing on me. So if for some reason you thought I was being ignorant of you, it wasn't you that I despise, it's just me that I adore. Something smells delightful. And I think it's me. Okay. I'm ready. Okay. That's right. All right. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate people who think celery and iceberg lettuce are vegetables. Let's not make it anything more than what it really is. Crunchy water. Sure. Celery makes for a good peanut butter holder, but that's only when you don't want other people to see you eat it with your fingers. Iceberg is fine for a garnish. So come on, people. Let's get it right. I hate crunchy water. And you, I hate you too. So he had a spoon and a peanut butter jar on his desk. Yeah. Dan. You got hungry. One time in Robert's room I found a spoon and an empty container of cake icing. Ew. Oh my God. This is a kid with a future eating issue. I mean, everyone loves icing. Ew. No, I think it's vile. Oh, that's true. You hate cake. What's because of the frosting? And that's why you're cookie. Right. Right. Right. Hey, isn't that right? Dude Walker. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie show. It was very crusty. I've been up there a lot. What kind of icing was it? Want to guess? Chocolate. No, he doesn't like chocolate. It was lemon. I'm sorry. The answer we're looking for, lemon. Is not anything I ever would have guessed. I know. I didn't know there was such a thing. Well, also keep in mind. Because I don't eat this stuff. He wouldn't have gone out to buy it himself. Oh, he's so. He was really sort of captive to what was in the pantry. Okay, so. What's he doing? So let's say Carrie had gone to the grocery store and she's like, I'm going to make a lemon cake. She would. It's exactly something she'd say. Because she likes lemon cake. And she comes home and she's got a box of lemon cake and she's got a tub of lemon frosting. Right. And she goes to make the cake and she's like, I swear I bought lemon frosting. I know I had it here somewhere. I know I did. Meanwhile, Robert comes down from upstairs and says, hi, mom. How you doing, mom? Everything good, mom? Hi, mom. How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? Frosting all over his face. And smelling citrus sweet. But that's what we found. But apparently Dan Von Herman just had like emergency peanut butter and a spoon at his desk. Yeah. This was before I started working from home too. So he's kind of left to his own vices. Devices. His own devices. Well, vices. Well, he's not a carpenter, is he? Different kind of vice. That's right. Right. So I'm really not sure what he ate for like a solid year during the day. Or who? I mean, it could be anything. No, you were still together. Yes. Well, maybe I was implying he was a cannibal. I like the Weavermans. The Weavermans would say, we need a larger balloon themed switch plate. You know why we can't redo the basement? That's right. We don't want to find the bodies. The bodies. You don't want to pick a scab. If you pick a scab, it's going to bleed. You'll pardon the horrible analogy. It is. It's the truth though. We can't. We're not replacing those floors. No, no, the floors stay down because if you move the floors, then it's like Raiders of the Lost Ark or maybe Poltergeist. Oh, speaking of Raiders of the Lost Ark, we went and saw together. Yes. We went and saw the Beatles Hard Day's Night. Did you know that was the 50th anniversary of the United Kingdom premiere to the day? I do because you told me three times. It's because I found out. Oh, you know what I had to say? What's that? We have to do our station identification. Oh, the whole thing. That's right. It's Cake and Cookies, the Rob and Katie Show, a weekly podcast to show by way of comparison that your life really isn't that bad. Our thanks as always to Mike O'Mara, Oscar Santana, Tony Boom, and everybody at More Broadcasting. Check us out on Facebook. That's facebook.com slash Rob and Katie. Our Twitter at Rob and Katie. And you can find us at iTunes. Best way to do it. Just search More Broadcasting. Click on us and please leave us a five-star review and say something pithy. Don't you think? Yes, but no pity. No, we don't want your pity. No. No. No. That's not what we want. And it's free. It's free. What, our pity? No, the show. The show. Download it as much as you want. Multiple times. Is this episode what? I don't even know. 21. We're legal. Oh, it's 20 wonderful. Although, you know what? We did get in an argument over what number we were last time. I think we're at 21. That sounds about right. You're the historian. Historian. I'm going to have to check. The cake and cookies historian. And yeah, that's a great job. So why do we not know? Because you abandoned me. I left you. I'm sorry. I was told. Keep in mind that we exist only because of our parent company. Truth. Truth. And that umbrella keeps us dry. Okay. And when that umbrella says, you're coming to Maine, I say, yep, I'm coming to Maine. And I say, why wasn't I invited? Guess what? It's 22. Degrees? No, 22, episode number 22. Oh. Episode number 21 was bad buttoning. So it is, we're episode number 22. Crap. I'm never going to get these right. Well, this is why you're not the historian, I suppose. I'm not the historian. So we were not here last week because I was whisked off to Maine with my son. Right. And it was a fantastic trip. Although I missed you horribly, but you won't believe me. I don't believe you. Why don't you believe me? Why would you miss me? You were having all sorts of funnery in Maine. I was, but you know, this is fun too. So I missed it. Okay. I had lots of things to talk about. If you had called me last week to do a show, I would have said no. Because you were mad? No, I was going through withdrawal. It was a whole thing. Rob withdrawal. No. A lot of chicks get that. Nope. You just say, oh God, I wish he'd come back home. I was like, where's Linus? Where's Linus? I need to see Gary. No, what kind of withdrawal? Drugs. Prescription medicine. Prescription medication. Yes. I went to my doc. I got a new general practice doctor from my new supper club. A GP. A GP. I said, doctor. Doctor. To relieve this belly, I said, doctor. So. Is that how the consult went? Yes. Odd. It almost got annoying when everything she said came out. No kidding. I'm the doctor. Doctor. Yes. Now you're just being silly. My new supper club. Yes. She's a nurse. nurse. And she recommended a new doctor because I was really fed up with my old doctor. Right. Go to the new doctor. She sees the list of drugs that I'm on. Okay. For like my jaw. For. If you're not caught up. There. There was a. It was a horrible incident. I broke my jaw. You broke your jaw. Right. And so. This is an ongoing deal. And you're on medication for that. Yeah. And. And. And. That's old issues. Right. Um. But then I'm also. Well. Was supposed to be on medicine for anxiety. Mm-hmm. Turns out the. The anxiety medicine and the inflammation medicine are a bad cocktail. Oh. They. They bust heads together. Yes. Okay. So. She switched everything out. But I've been on all of those things for like two years now. And so your body has had an internal struggle. I. For like 24 months. Yeah. Well that's no good. But she checked my liver and my kidneys to make sure that everything. And I'm functioning great. Which is fantastic. Because as we both know. I rely heavily upon my liver and my kidneys. Actually I think Anheuser-Busch relies heavily on your liver. Somebody's got to get paid. My doctor said has your liver ever been checked? I said no. Always plain pink. I don't even know what that means. It's just an old joke. Okay. So. You're drinking Moxie. Moxie's a main thing. It's a main thing. Aya. Aya. You don't. You don't get it around here. Moxie. I'll let you. Would you like a smell? You can taste it if you like. It's essentially. It's a soda that tastes like bitters. Oh. Genshin root. Just give it a whiff. Everyone hates it. It's sassafras-y. It is sassafras-y. And. It's distinctively different. Or so it tells me on the side of the can. On the container. You can only really. Have a taste if you like. Can I taste it? Yes. I'm clean. I'm glad I took it away before I spit into it. It's a soft drink that's only found in the upper northeastern part of the United States. Oh. That is. You don't like it. No. It's. Distinctively different? You know what? I would be able to get into that. I really like to drink seltzer water. Uh-huh. Which some people find abhorrent. No. I love it. Um. That has sort of that aftertaste. The burn. That. That's the genshin root. Mineral. Yeah. I love this stuff. Everybody hates it. And because we had Rob Ford, the intern. Mm-hmm. Who drove to Maine and back. Help us with some equipment. Mm-hmm. I sent him home with two cases of it. I saw your refrigerator. I love it. Unfortunately, you didn't give him any of it. No. Well. He probably doesn't want it. No, he doesn't want it. He likes his hookah. That's what he likes. I feel like that would taste good with some sort of alcohol. You mean like Crown Royal? Yeah. That's one of the reasons we brought two cases back. I see. Because what is an old-fashioned but essentially Crown Royal mixed with a bitters-based homemade syrup? Mm-hmm. That's what that's all about, baby. You know, I've been called Sassafrasi before. Yeah, that was what? When you were on HFS? Sassy. Sassafrasi. No. No. But anyway, so back from Maine. Man, this is going to be the worst show ever. No, best one ever. Okay. Because I'm back from Maine. You took Robert with you. Now, have you two ever gone on a trip together? This was our first. Wait, I didn't go through my withdrawal. Right. I mean, I did. Damn it. Where do you want to go? It's up to you. You're the one who stares. I only stare because you're scaring me. No, not. Oh, steers. Steer. Not stare. I know. You stare. Okay, let's get to, let's finish your withdrawal. So what pill did you stop taking? Or what did you stop putting in your veins? Did you stop with the needles? So there was an inflammation one that I can't pronounce. Okay. And Cymbalta, which was supposed to help. That's the bouncing thing on TV. Right. He's like a little fluffy guy. How can he cause trouble? Not that guy. I don't even know what you're talking about. The commercial for Cymbalta. Oh, right. Well, it's kind of the drug of choice. Some doctors use it for, to manage pain. Okay. Which was why it was given to me to like manage the anxiety that I was having because of the pain or whatever. Pause for one second. Let me ask. Because it is a mental drug. It's a mood altering drug. But it also does, does it serve, and I'm going to bust out a doctrine word. Does it serve as an analgesic? I don't know what that means. Pain, painkiller. Like aspirin's an analgesic. It,

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