Episode 14

#14. Dink

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Zaxby's is more than just a humble chicken joint.

It's a humble chicken joint with the best sauces in the world.

See, at Zaxby's, you don't just get their famous hand-breaded chicken fingers

fried to golden perfection with that flavor you know and love.

At Zaxby's, you get the sauce.

Dip, dunk, and drizzle with your choice of 12 different sauces

like Zax sauce, tongue torch, and hot honey mustard.

So if you want a whole lot of sauce, you need to find yourself a Zaxby's.

Who's got the sauce?

Zaxby's.

Ah, bike's sputtering on me.

Nah, that's not what you want on a cross-country trip.

Yeah, you're telling me.

Looks like my journey ends here.

Nah, mate.

You ride with Geico Motorcycle Insurance and got their 24-7 emergency roadside service.

They'll fix your bike right up.

Where you headed, anyways?

Oh, I'm going to Chromehenge.

You ever been?

Nah, can't say I have.

It's like Stonehenge, but shiny.

It feels good to ride with help.

It feels good to Geico.

Emergency roadside service is optional coverage.

Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment.

Hey there.

This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day.

I hate people who insist on giving terrible movie recommendations.

Your enthusiasm sucked me in when you exclaimed it was the greatest movie ever.

And when I said, I just couldn't get into it, what I really meant was, what the heck were

you thinking?

If you're raving about your list of favorite movies and not a single one has more than

a half-star rating, you, sir, might just be embarrassing yourself.

Furthermore, please keep your voice down while praising Mariah Carey's performance in Glitter,

because now you're just embarrassing me.

You can't possibly like that movie.

I hate people who enthusiastically recommend bad movies.

And you, I hate you too.

Did someone really like Glitter?

Rob, I make these things up.

What?

I'm heartbroken.

Sometimes I don't.

I know.

Sometimes they're for reals.

For reals?

Yeah.

Forever.

This episode is sponsored by AirMedCare Network. When you're a world traveler, adventure has no borders. But if a medical emergency strikes far from home, you want to get back to familiar faces and familiar care. That's why there's Fly You Home membership. For just $14.99 a month, we'll fly you back closer to home to recover. It's the peace of mind every traveler should carry. And right now, you can get an e-gift card with code RECOVER at checkout. Travel boldly. Go to airmedcarenetwork.com and sign up for Fly You Home today. Zaxby's is more than just a humble chicken joint. It's a humble chicken joint with the best sauces in the world. See, at Zaxby's, you don't just get their famous hand-breaded chicken fingers fried to golden perfection with that flavor you know and love. At Zaxby's, you get the sauce. Dip, dunk, and drizzle with your choice of 12 different sauces like Zax sauce, tongue torch, and hot honey mustard. So if you want a whole lot of sauce, you need to find yourself a Zaxby's. Who's got the sauce? Zaxby's. Ah, bike's sputtering on me. Nah, that's not what you want on a cross-country trip. Yeah, you're telling me. Looks like my journey ends here. Nah, mate. You ride with Geico Motorcycle Insurance and got their 24-7 emergency roadside service. They'll fix your bike right up. Where you headed, anyways? Oh, I'm going to Chromehenge. You ever been? Nah, can't say I have. It's like Stonehenge, but shiny. It feels good to ride with help. It feels good to Geico. Emergency roadside service is optional coverage. Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate people who insist on giving terrible movie recommendations. Your enthusiasm sucked me in when you exclaimed it was the greatest movie ever. And when I said, I just couldn't get into it, what I really meant was, what the heck were you thinking? If you're raving about your list of favorite movies and not a single one has more than a half-star rating, you, sir, might just be embarrassing yourself. Furthermore, please keep your voice down while praising Mariah Carey's performance in Glitter, because now you're just embarrassing me. You can't possibly like that movie. I hate people who enthusiastically recommend bad movies. And you, I hate you too. Did someone really like Glitter? Rob, I make these things up. What? What? I'm heartbroken. Sometimes I don't. I know. Sometimes they're for reals. For reals? Yeah. Forever. Forever. Hey, dude. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. Sup, dude. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Damn it, every time. Well, you like him. You get excited. You want to talk to him. I want to step on him. No, you're fine. Don't step on him. He's not a bug. I step on him every time. Not a bug. He's a dude. I just want to be like, sup, dude. Okay. It's the CNC Podcast Factory, episode number... 14. One four. You got it right. It's a weekly podcast to show by way of comparison that your life just isn't that bad. It's Cake and Cookies, the Rob and Katie Show. Our thanks, as always, to Mike O'Mara, Oscar Santana, and everybody at More Broadcasting. Check us out on the Facebook. That's facebook.com slash forward slash. Book face. That's right. Rob and Katie. Twitter us. That's not right. No? No. I don't understand Twitter. I know you don't. At Rob and Katie. And of course... Judd doesn't either. We are on the iTunes. Your best bet, of course, is to search More Broadcasting, and that way you can find The Mike O'Mara Show. You can find Tech 411, Rob and Joe, It's Mickey, O'MaraCast. We're all there under one Mike O'Mara-shaped umbrella. Umbrella. And where we can stay dry and safe under the storm. Check us out there. Feel free to leave us a five-star review, and as I said on the show this week, write something charming. Oh my gosh. Speaking of storms... Yes. Heart and prayers to all of those affected by the tornadoes and everything down south. Oh, and the flooding and the streets of Baltimore are crumbling. Yeah. Absolutely. Trying times. I've told you before, I mean, this is not by any means a tragedy of any sort, but our back area of the... There's woods. Yeah. I swear there were rapids. I was like... I could have... Oh, I thought you said rapids. Rabbids. Not rabbits, but rapids, like rushing water. Yes, there was. Okay. I felt like... And that took away all the rabbits. I was like, man, I wonder if the pups could go swimming. Well, you know, they probably could, and then be just swooped away. Well, I thought... You'd be getting a call from someone in Pennsylvania. I was a little bored. I thought, you know, if we had those little doggy life jackets, just in case, because it was some fast moving water out there. We could just sort of toss them in, but like tether a line to it so we could just reel them back in. You realize these are beagles, not crab traps. These are not something you throw in the water and then pull back. I don't think you want them anywhere near the rushing water. And they're not a swimming breed, are they? Presley can swim. But are they a swimming breed? I think they can swim. Do they have the webbed toes? No. Linus has webbed toes. We have no idea what Linus could possibly be. Carrie also has webbed toes. Does she? No, she doesn't. Oh. It's just a joke. I got so excited. Well, it's something to be excited about. I have a friend with webbed toes. Oh, no. Really? Mm-hmm. Is it a boy guy or a girl gal? What? It's a girl gal. It's a girl gal. To look at her toes, though, you wouldn't think they were webbed. But then when she goes to spread them, you're like, holy cannoli. And then she can swim. Like, crazy. It's like a duck. When she quacks, does it echo? No. She's part duck. Part duck. That's her deal. So there you are. Well, I'm glad we figured it out. Thanks for tuning in today. It is a- What happened? It's a what happened to the time. Big, big day is, of course, Kentucky Derby Day, which is exciting. Derby Day! And the Kentucky Derby, of course, will have already been, unless the track is extraordinarily slow, the race will be over by the time this podcast drops on Wednesday. Looking pretty fast to me. It's a Saturday. And of course, you know, the Derby's a big deal to me because I am a Kentucky Colonel. I know you are. Courtesy of Tab Patterson, who has actually recommended me. And do you know how I became a Kentucky Colonel? Hi, Tab! Dan, he said- Hi, Gwanny! He said there is a broadcaster in Washington, D.C. that has spent lengths of time on his show extolling the virtues of Kentucky bourbon. That's how he got me in. And you know what? I guess he's right. So yes, it is Derby Day! Play that Derby song. And please, feel free to sing along. The camp town ladies sing this song. Doo-dah! Doo-dah! The camp town racetrack five miles long. Oh, the Doo-dah Day! So the Derby is on in the background. None of us are wearing hats, but we will be juleping. Well, they don't make hats your size. I know. I know. You're cute. It's adorable. Is it true? It is true. You're lucky you have fat headphones. You're very- you speak the truth. I know. You have a giant cranium. But they wear hats at the Derby, and that's, you know, doo-dah, doo-dah. And so I wish I had myself a fancy hat, but we'll be juleping. Do you fancy yourself a fancy hat-wearing type person? Like a fancy lad? A fancy lad? Look at that fancy lad down there at the Downs. Okay, can I tell you the worst thing that happened on the way over here? What? So we were driving through your neighborhood, and this little kid comes- That's the worst thing? No, no. This little kid comes careening, just running down the hill, because there's the big slope. Yeah, can you imagine- remember back when you were a kid and you ran down hills? Yeah. The whole science of it is wrong. You shouldn't run down a hill. You're going to kill yourself. Right, so he's running- Right, and I'm like, Dan, watch out. And this kid is running with his arms above his head, like- Right. Just like- He's running. Willy-nilly, just running down the hill, arms above his head. And I said, Dan, watch out. And he goes, for the future theater major? He's probably right. I felt bad. No, you shouldn't. And I didn't, obviously, enough to not tell it. Listen, people in high school- Kids gotta play football, but someone's gotta be in the play. Someone's gotta be in the play. Someone's gotta be in the play. We've rented all these costumes. Somebody has to play clarinet. It might as well be that kid running with his hands over his head, screaming. Now, you know- He was happy. Of course. He was. Wore a synonym for the word happy. Anything. No, he was just like the biggest smile on his face. What's not to like? He was just running down the hill. It's springtime, and his allergies haven't caught up with him yet. He's just running, screaming. That's right. He says, I'm gonna go put on a fabulous hat, and I'm gonna put on- It's derby day! Yay! Mom! Mom, where's my seersucker suit? It's derby day! Honey, don't forget your straw boater. It's derby day. Gotta get my dock siders. So, it is derby day. Now, as a Kentucky colonel, I have, at any time, reserved seating at the colonel's tent. Really? At the derby. And that's one of the things that's on my bucket list. Do you have any interest in ever doing anything like that? No, I feel like the hipsters have taken it over, and I'm done. Really? I used to like it before that, but now all the hipsters go, and they fancy themselves fancy. Yeah, and you go down there, and you're fancy. But maybe it'd be a different vibe in the colonel's tent. It might be. But I have a feeling, if I were to accompany anyone into the colonel's tent, I obviously- Right. I'm not sure that, A, I would be welcome. Well, what if we made you a colonel? And, B, would I have to wear, like, a hoop skirt? No, no, no, you don't have to do that. And also, I don't think that's the, that's not the vibe they're going for. Is it not? Are you sure? Besides, a hoop skirt takes up a tremendous amount of space. Right. And it's a crowded event. Think of all the things you could hide underneath it. Maybe three more colonels. Who knows? Oh. Wow. Whoa. But I would like to go down there. They call it the Run for the Roses, you know. Mm-hmm. So we'll be juleping after the show. I have beautiful, you know, the julep, actually- What's the Gold Cup? Gold Cup is a horse race that's in Virginia, and I think it's probably today. It is today. That's why- They normally do it on the Derby Day. Well, why would you do that? Well, because not everyone has a colonel and can go down there, and they just, you know, then they go to Virginia. So it's just like a fancy day to wear a fancy hat. And drink. A lot of drinking at the Gold Cup. I think that's why the hipsters have taken it over. Yeah, I think you're right. Because the older people are dying. Maybe not at the Kentucky Derby. The Gold Cup is the one that, like, all the- Oh, well, then I would never go to that. Forget that. Sure. We can go down and hang out with jockey Gary Stevens. Hi, I'm Gary Stevens, and we want to wish you all the best right here at the Kentucky Derby. He's a great DJ, you know. He's the best DJ. Right. He's the best DJ. It's hard to do the weather, though, when you're on the back of a horse. We have traffic and weather together on the 8th. Gary Stevens. Is that a helicopter or a horse clomping? It was a horse. Oh, oh. And I think it's actually going to result in- I got to keep my voices to dogs. It's going to result in aneurysm. Not a lot of good feedback on the cat voice. No. We floated it out there. I have no business trying to do a cat voice. Well, I don't know. I thought you did fine. It was a great effort. It was a great effort. It was so bad. Let's focus on this week's show. Okay. Now, the thing is, is that, did you think when you texted me, we're at Target, do you need anything? Did you think the reply would be, yes, get fresh mint? No. That's really not something that gets texted

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