Episode 118

#118. Tell Her No

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Respect, but that's not the Mount Rushmore.

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The greatest tracks are never finished. They're just debated forever.

Introducing the Sprite Living Tracklist, 50 tracks that shaped the culture from six decades of hip-hop.

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Obey your thirst. Sprite.

Damn it, Rob!

Gotta come in the room.

Well, you left.

Dan O'Brien! Little too busy to engineer for us this time.

That's okay. It's alright.

Damn, Daniel!

He has another job.

What?

You didn't know that?

I didn't. Where is he at?

He works for...

But I think we probably need to edit that out.

Is he a...

Oh, you know what? I should have some paper so I can keep track of our edits.

Oh!

Why, yes.

Yes, hold on.

I can go.

Yes, do.

Okay.

I have a pen.

I'll be back. I have to leave so I can come back.

Right.

Okay.

Don't slam the door.

Hmm.

So, finally, a show that's just cake.

Bye, Rob!

Bye, Katie.

She's impossible.

Oh, my God.

Bring me a cyanide tablet.

Here we are at Podville Media.

And, oh, Charlie Burney is headphoned up.

Hello, Charles.

I had to learn how to mute that right away.

This is cake and cookie.

And what baked good would you like to be?

I refuse to answer on the ground that I might say something really embarrassing.

A croissant is available.

I will take the croissant.

Here's your notepad and Sharpie.

Thank you.

How do I mute myself?

Oh, I can turn you down.

Thank you.

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Introducing the Sprite Living Tracklist, 50 tracks that shaped the culture from six decades of hip-hop. Scan the QR code on a Sprite or Sprite Zero Sugar to see the full breakdown. Obey your thirst. Sprite. Damn it, Rob! Gotta come in the room. Well, you left. Dan O'Brien! Little too busy to engineer for us this time. That's okay. It's alright. Damn, Daniel! He has another job. What? You didn't know that? I didn't. Where is he at? He works for... But I think we probably need to edit that out. Is he a... Oh, you know what? I should have some paper so I can keep track of our edits. Oh! Why, yes. Yes, hold on. I can go. Yes, do. Okay. I have a pen. I'll be back. I have to leave so I can come back. Right. Okay. Don't slam the door. Hmm. Hmm. So, finally, a show that's just cake. Bye, Rob! Bye, Katie. She's impossible. Oh, my God. Bring me a cyanide tablet. Here we are at Podville Media. And, oh, Charlie Burney is headphoned up. Hello, Charles. I had to learn how to mute that right away. This is cake and cookie. And what baked good would you like to be? I refuse to answer on the ground that I might say something really embarrassing. A croissant is available. I will take the croissant. Here's your notepad and Sharpie. Thank you. How do I mute myself? Oh, I can turn you down. Thank you. Charlie, we were doing the Charlie and Rob show. Oh. That show was called Cake and Croissant. Cake and Croissant? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Now, I like croissants. Sure. What's not to like? I hate cake. I am cake. I know. That's right. All right. We should probably get started. We did this. How long ago did we do this before? Can I restate that? Mm-hmm. How long ago? How long has it been? About seven years. Since we've done this. All right. Well, then, let's start. 77. W-A-B-C. What's up, Norm? Hey, what's up, Norm? I always like to start with a good hip-hop record. This is not our opening music. No, this is how we're retooling the show. My God, you should have told me. 12 inches of snow. No, Rob! Unseasonably cold in August on the Cake and Cookie Show. I knew I shouldn't have told you about this. I'm a bummer. You know, say that I'm a slumber. I'm a glam. I lick your boom boom down. Take down my nuts. So why are we lick your boom boom down? Do you want to explain why I played that? I woke up with this song. I'm stuck in my head this morning. But why? I don't know. It's very strange. I'm aware. I was nowhere anywhere that I could have... Hold on. Hold on. Let's start the timer. I was nowhere that I could possibly think of where that song might... You weren't at a 1990s club. Was it 96? Something like that, yeah. No, no, no. I don't think I time-traveled in my sleep. I took a Benadryl. Well, that explains why you weren't itching this morning. Right. Yeah. But now it is worn off and I had a little sneezer. But what about the itching? Yeah, I don't itch anymore. I hate the itching, but I don't mind the swelling. What? What? That's an old tape from the Don and Mike show. Many years ago. That sounds gross. It does sound gross, so we should say no to that. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You made me wait, so I pulled tapes. Did you? A couple. That's what you did? Yeah, I made good use of my time. You know what's easier? What's that? Laughing. No, no, no, no, no laughing. That's not actually laughing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no my braces ass. Hey look at you. I've been here for a week. This is really you know what I am really batting zero because the last time you were up here I let off with your hair looks like a wig but I meant it in a good way. I don't know how that possibly was supposed to be. And I've been sharing an office with you for five bidness days. I mean granted we are masking however. You don't have we spend we are farther much further than six feet apart. But still I should have noticed the braces are gone. You should have known. No. No. I should have known. Should have known. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Because the braces are gone. She's gone. People should know that's my ringtone on your phone. It is. I only have two ringtones on my phone. Assigned to people. Well let's see that smile. You look fantastic. Thank you. But I'm accustomed to you looking fantastic. Why yes. Why yes. But of course we will miss the headgear. Damn mama. Got my headgear on. Oh man. So let's start the show because there's something new going to happen. An element we've never played before as we modernize cake and cookies. Why? It's the new sound of cake and cookies. Have I not been apprised of this? Because you're with your new buddy Rob Ford. Working. We were working. That's why I said working. You're doing the air bunnies. Air quotes. Air bunnies? Like up in the sky? That's what Gloria. The air bunnies. What a go from. Modern family. Modern family. Okay. Did I say modern flamly? No. Modern flam. Modern flamly. Which is a custard dish. I prefer yard bunnies. Sometimes Linus will like see a bird like a thousand miles away and he'll start stalking it. And he'll be four feet from a yard bunny. He's like He doesn't know. He's not a good hunter. More of a gatherer. So are you worried about the new element? A little. Yeah. You mustn't be because what happens is you know we used to start with Mike O'Mara Radio Entertainment honk honk. Is someone in there with Charlie? Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah. Oh Oscar's in there? He's never heard our show. No he's consulting. Oh. That's why the show's going to be better. Do we need to keep our voices down? What we need to do is we need to sound like we're having fun without actually having fun. That's what a consultant said to do. That's what we do all the time. Exactly. Okay. Are you ready for the new element? No. No you gotta be because it used to go Mike O'Mara Radio Entertainment honk honk. Honk honk. Yeah. Well we're all 2021 now. Mike O'Mara Radio Entertainment. Right? Wow. Right? Yes. I like it. I love it. I like it. I want some more of it. Not today but tomorrow. Uh huh. Happy birthday Dude Walker. I hear here. It's tomorrow? I believe it's tomorrow. Happy birthday Dude. Here's the dude that's having a birthday. He's cake. She's cookies. It's Rob and Katie. Laughing dude. Laughing dude is my favorite dude. It's the best dude. Alright so this is the cake and cookie show that we do every four years like a presidential election. Right. But there's been a recall so it's only been a few weeks. Uh huh. This is exciting. You've been here this week and you'll be back again before too long. Uh just in actually a couple weeks this time. Just we're bringing you back up for the firing but you've been working at Podville Media for a little. Yeah. Just like CBS. You gotta do it in person. That's what they did at CBS. And in public. I remember Chris Kynard said I'm ready to flip a table at any moment. It was about 20 minutes after three. He said could you come in? I said on a Friday afternoon at 3.20. Oh. Can't this wait till Monday? It couldn't. No. Didn't want to pay me through the weekend. So no. You are. You are here. I don't mean to laugh at your pain. Like that was a genuine deep laugh. It was. I'm sorry. It was not a great time for me. I know. Well let's kill the music and hear how Katie really feels about when I was fired. Thank God you were gone. You were elsewhere. You weren't even there anymore. Yeah I was. Didn't they hustle you off to WPGC? Not until way later. Oh okay. That's where people get cash. But not for very long. No. I was referring to the listeners. Right. Not the employees. I understand. Yes. Yes. Yes. WPGC. where people get cash. That's right. Or Prince George's County. That's really what it is. Well yes because it is a heritage radio station. 1580 AM. 95.5 stereo. Mm hmm. Harv Moore the boy next door. Okay now you're just showing off because I thought I had a little bit of knowledge and you're like oh but not as much as me. Well you laughed at me for being fired so let me. Okay that's fine. I'll take this one in stride. Let me shine. My short little stride. You know little baby steps. So you're here. I am. And that's fine. Uh huh. That's way harsh. No no. What I wanted to say is that we thought about recording yesterday. We didn't think about it. We were supposed to. But I said tell her no. No no. No no. No no. No no no no. I had a rare day and I said not gonna happen. Correct. And you were okay with that. And I had to get home and you know things. I pretended to be okay with it but really I was in my head thinking no. No. No no no. Tell her no. No. No. No. No no. You don't know where I'm gonna stop it. I'll stop it at a different time every time. I know. But the thing is is that there was dinner at home and I was fussy. I was fussy. You were filled with cranky pants. So I had to get out of here and we said we'll do it tonight. And you were okay with it I think. Really deep down you were. Oh yeah yeah yeah. And then you got your revenge by making me wait tonight. Rob some people have work to do. This is work. Are you getting paid? Hold on. Wait. Hey. Hey. So we've been working together all week. Charlie's chair bounces when he laughs. I know. His head's like just bobbing up and down. It's that horrible chair in there. That pneumatic chair. Oh there's no chance I could ever hop up on that chair. It's so high. I love the fact that that chair not only has a drink holder it has two drink holders. Are you serious? Yes it does. This chair doesn't even have arms. Seems armless to me. All right. I gotta go. No. We've gotta do at least 20 minutes. Okay. Enough for a syndicated situation comedy. I didn't even turn my ring on. Yeah I did. I turned mine on. I turned it off. All right so you being here is great. It's fun. We share an office with Max which is nice. But We have a lot of fun. You make me aware of things about me that I don't realize when you're not here. Like what? No for real. Really I'm loud I guess. Oh my god. Rob. You. I had no. Hold on hold on. The timer wasn't running. Oh so you turned it off when you turned it on. Yeah. But now like high energy says you can't turn me off in the middle of turning me on. What? No. No. No. No. No. It's getting old. What if no it's like the other thing it's gotta get old before it gets really funny. Okay. And do you think if the zombies was an American band it would be tell her nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope No I don't. Okay. So we've actually got here at Podville Media Oh no no that's Yip Yip Yip I was thinking of

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