Episode 117

#117. No S, Sherlock!

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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I started the recorder.

Shut the door now.

It's really loud.

I forgot what it was like to be in the same room as you.

No, you didn't.

Okay, that's, you're way louder than I am.

Talk.

Hello, hello, hello.

I think we're matched better now.

Okie doke.

Your headphones okay?

My headphones are a little loud.

Dan, will you turn number two down a little bit?

Thank you.

How is the, uh, how is your headphone now?

My headphones are fantastic.

Let's, let's refer to them in the singular today.

My headphone is fantastic.

My headphone.

What about things that are always pluralized if we just started talking about them in the singular?

Fish.

Well, that's the same.

Oh, oh.

My pant is fine.

Exactly.

My pant is too tight.

I put on a pair of pant.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

What would be another good example?

A bunch of banana?

Ha ha ha.

Cause that to me suggests like a pile.

Um, hold on.

The acoustics have changed.

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Let's, let's refer to them in the singular today. My headphone is fantastic. My headphone. What about things that are always pluralized if we just started talking about them in the singular? Fish. Well, that's the same. Oh, oh. My pant is fine. Exactly. My pant is too tight. I put on a pair of pant. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. What would be another good example? A bunch of banana? Ha ha ha. Cause that to me suggests like a pile. Um, hold on. The acoustics have changed. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So will my mood. Ha ha ha. How about the new navigation app, Way? Ha ha ha. It's just one. It's just one. It'll get you there. Yeah, but you better follow it close. I'm not getting it back. You best follow it close, Mr. Buddy. That's how I got here. I use it all the time. Actually, I got here on American Airlines. It didn't go as, that fell flat. That's fine. American Airlines. Okay. I might have to take my shoes off. And American, by the way, you guys missed Katie getting in her chair. Ha ha ha. It's Oscar's chair. La la la la. La la la la. Oscar's chair. It kind of looked like the reverse of when they take a statue down. When they take a crane and they lift it off the plinth. Nobody lifted me up here. I had to climb. I know. It was horrible. And my feet are nowhere near, like, my toe. I can't even stretch out my tippy toes. Get ready to pause the podcast because what you need to do is Google an image of Edith Ann. Yes. Because that's exactly what she is. Lily Tomlin, right? Exactly. In the big rocking chair. Yes. She's amazing. I love her. Lily Tomlin, not as much as Edith Ann. Yeah. Well, she was great on laughing. She's great in Grace and Frankie. Yes. Or is it Frankie and Grace? Uh, Frankie and Gray. Do you want to start the show or are we hot? Do we just keep going? No, no. We got to start the show. Okay. Do you remember how to do it? Kind of. It's been a while. It's been a very long time. And people should know that we recorded two. We did. That we were going to put, like, out. Mm-hmm. And we didn't. What's this we business? I was going to and I did not. You did not. I did not. There are two cake and cookies. Cake and cookie. Cake and cookie. Cakes and cookie. Oh, so now we're adding us as two. Why not? It's like algebra. They're in. If you move one from one side, you have to put it to the other. They're in the cans. Yes, they are. We'll put them on the box set. I don't know if they'll be really. I don't know. Well, here's what. I don't even remember what we talked about. We talked a lot about you're about to have surgery. Right. Ten years ago. I had it. Yep. And she lived to tell about it. If this is your first time listening to the show, folks, this is it. Don't wait for it to get any better. Nope. This is what we got. And also, you should know, we really did used to be funny. This is something. What is this we business again? Okay. I used to be funny. Did you? Well, you even said so. That when we were on episode 70, you went back like 40 episodes and listened to Lady Boxwine. Oh, yeah. And you said, actually, we used to be so funny. You did. I remember you. I was on the George Washington Parkway, which is a national parkway. And I was driving home. Yeah, parkways. You know. Parksway. Districts of Columbia. And I'm driving home. I pick up the phone. That was when I used to answer your calls. Oh, yeah. No, you don't even answer my text anymore. It's damn hurtful. Well, I've got things to do. I got things to do. I have stuffs. I received an SMS text from you. And no, no. You called and I answered. And you said, I'm listening to episode whatever it is. Lady Boxwine. Lady Boxwin, I think it is. Lady Boxwin. And you said, God, we used to be funny. That sounds like something I would say. But I was probably on. Something. Well, you know. It was way pre-surgery. Oh, well, that was probably on a Boxwine. Yeah. So you said, are we going to record this weekend? And I said, well, probably not because we're not funny anymore. Yeah. Yeah. We kept swinging, though. Even Welcome Back Cotter had a fifth season. Welcomes Back Cotter. Welcomes Back Cotters. Gabe Kaplan's. Backs. If I remember right, there's a theme song. Yeah. Yeah. There's a theme song. And then we. No, there's a stager. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. We have elements. We have element. Okay. Robbie. Yes. It's not funny anymore. You see here. I was drawing a picture. Okay. I brought a pad. As did you. So we can not write down the cuss words. So it started funny up here. Okay. And then you can watch this. And then it stopped being funny. Okay. But we're going to stay with it. And then it's going to get funny again. Oh. And maybe even funnier. This is almost like. It's almost a bar. Not a bar graph. It's a. Bar. We're not from Baltimore. No, we're not. All right. Hold on. Okay. Element. Song. And then dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then. No. Element. Song. Dude. Intro. Well, the dude is the intro, right? No. Well, we have to say the thing. Yeah. But that comes after dude. Right. Opere dude. Oh, God. Let me write it down. Dudes Walker. Oh, okay. So. And then sometimes like government people, they throw. Element. They throw the S in the weird place. Like secretaries of state. And I know that's technically right, but it doesn't sound right. Well, because there's multiple secretaries. Not. I mean, there's. Are they temporary secretaries? Have you ever heard that song by Paul McCartney? It's a great song. It's a fine song. It's a fine song. Ah. Okay. Okay. Element. Yeah. Song. Dude. Yes. Intro. Intro. Content. Content? Commercial. Then erase. Oh. Okay. Then control. Alt. Delete. Delete. And that's the problem is that we're recording on a Mac. I can't find the button. It's a baton. But you're not in a marathon race. Buttons. You know what this is? This is not a sprint. This is a marathon. How long are you keeping me here? Well. I already feel like a hostage. We used to do about an hour a week. We'll explain why I'm a hostage shortly. And we haven't done a show in about 78 weeks. So we need to go for just over three days. How much math is that? That's a lot of math. How many months is that? How many months is that? All right. Hold on. Ladies and gentlemen. Going by Katie's List. We begin with The Element. Mike O'Mara. Radio Entertainment. You know what? I didn't like that. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again. We're going to leave it in. But I want it tighter. And brighter. And out of sight. That's what all men say. That's not okay. We're not that kind of show. Just because it's- You know, if it's your first time, just do understand. We are not that kind of show. We're not that kind of show. We never have been. Nope. I mean, we've done some things that are suspect. Yeah. You burnt sage. Never, ever on air. No, no. Not on air. Because you were afraid if you did, I'd disappear. Put that sage out. Mike O'Mara. Radio Entertainment. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, did you hear the horn? I did. I was over at the Dallas Expo Center. Isn't it an Acme 593? It was. With the scooter stick. Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, maybe he's laughing. Don't know. Here's Dude Walker. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Not laughing, dude. It wasn't. Sorry about that. You don't even have your stuff labeled right anymore. It's a new soundboard. You know that we haven't done a show in so long? The soundboard app looks different because it's been updated. Oh. Yeah. We're all different now, folk. I know. I have a different face. Face? Well, I want to talk mostly about your hair. Wait a second. Oh. Hi. I'm Cake. And I'm Cookie. And we get together every year and a half to do a podcast. 18 months. Because people love content. Content. Content. Content. Table of content. That was a good one. That was. We get together every 18 months or so and talk about how our lives are. And in retrospect, you see that your lives aren't so bad in comparison. And we don't. Not to say that our lives are bad. We just mean everybody's got their own version of normal. Exactly. Exactly. And people should know that the reason that we went on hiatus and put two shows in a can and then put it down to what? A bomb cellar? It's like Howard Cunningham's backyard. I'm sure I have them in my computer somewhere. I doubt it. No. What do you think? I would delete them? Yeah. I'm a saver. Oh my God. You're a hoarder. I'm not a hoarder. There's a difference. Hoarders is hoarders. So you went and got elective cosmetic surgery. I wish. If I did that, my boobs would be up to my neck. Real Housewives of Savannah. Is there one? No. Or did I? Wait, did I make that up in my head? I think you must have made it up in your head. I think I did. I think I did. I'd watch it. I would definitely watch it. Oh, oh. I'm thinking of the, what's it called? Not Charmed. Charmed? Charmed. Charmed. Is it the one where? No, there's, there's, isn't it? There's a show. It's in Charleston. Yes. And then they did another version of it in Savannah. Oh, it's the Southern show. It's just, well, mm-hmm. It's about like rich people. Oh, are you on that one? Nope. Nope. Me neither. So anyway. Mm-mm. You, okay, why did you have to have the surgery? It's jaw surgery. So it turned out. It's like that movie with. The shark? Yeah, it was called Jaw. It's called Sh. Shark. It's called Shark. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. We have a whole episode dedicated to Shark. Shark? Because I couldn't remember the name of the show. You know who's in that movie? Richard Dreyfue. What? You take the ass off Dreyfus because it's Dreyfus. So you had, it was an appendectomy, an elective appendectomy. You had a rib removed so you could be really skinny. I had that done. But I actually ate the rib and so it was a wash. Did the meat fall right off the bone? Yes, and it still is. What a mess. So you dislocated your jaw? Oh, I'm okay. So it turns out I actually had severe trauma to my jaw. We later found this out when I was a child. Yeah. Save the trauma for your mama. And it, I guess, made things weaker and smaller than they should have been.

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