Episode 116

#116. Talk-O

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Okay, so now, let me delete what we've done so far.

We haven't done anything worth keeping.

And I'm talking about the last 80 shows.

This has been the most talking I've done on any cake and cookie show, so.

I'm going to need you to enunciate.

Yeah, how much has he had to drink?

Because it's sad.

Yeah, have you been drinking?

No, I've had one and a half glasses of wine.

So, yes, you've been drinking.

The answer is yes.

Yes.

It is the weekend after all.

Okay.

Have you been drinking?

I'm going to need you to slow down.

Just a six pack, so no.

Wow.

They're drinking and then they're drinking.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

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Get everything you need for back-to-school season. Shop wayfair.com today. Wayfair, every style, every home. Meet the Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer. It's one of the many new drinks out now. Who knew ice-cold drinks could be so fire? Try them all, only at McDonald's. Car insurance is way too expensive. That's why Hugo lets you break up your insurance bill so you can pay for it a little bit at a time. Start small. Buy just seven days of coverage. Then pay daily or weekly to stay insured. Cancel any time without talking to anyone. Hugo is car insurance that fits your life and keeps more money in your pocket. See why thousands of drivers rate Hugo 4.8 out of five stars. Give it a try and cancel any time. No termination fees. Withhugo.com. Okay, so now, let me delete what we've done so far. We haven't done anything worth keeping. And I'm talking about the last 80 shows. This has been the most talking I've done on any cake and cookie show, so. I'm going to need you to enunciate. Yeah, how much has he had to drink? Because it's sad. Yeah, have you been drinking? No, I've had one and a half glasses of wine. So, yes, you've been drinking. The answer is yes. Yes. It is the weekend after all. Okay. Have you been drinking? I'm going to need you to slow down. Just a six pack, so no. Wow. Wow. They're drinking and then they're drinking. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, I wasn't. No, I only have one and a half glasses of wine. Well, since Dan's not drinking, I guess Katie's not drinking either. Oh, wow. So, Katie's undoing the wire cage. I hope nothing escapes. All right. Happy New Year. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. I'll just say this before we start the show. We had some audio issues, not minor audio issues to iron out before we did the program. And the entire time we were doing this, nearly an hour's worth, a bottle of chilled champagne has been sitting in front of Katie. And her face was not unlike a dog staring at a plate of bacon. Just kidding. Can we start this show, please? Well, it's because, well, first of all, the audio issues had to be nailed down. They did. And you know what? Years in the making. And I am not about to open a bottle of champagne in proximity of a microphone that is not being recorded. That's not how we work. Also, we had to open it on the show because you're not Bethann McBride. Don't worry, Mike. I shaved my head in the commercial break to save time. What? Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. I'm Cake. I'm Cookie. And you know who joins us today is macaroon Dan Von Ehrman. He should have a baked good that he is. Dan, what would your baked good? Oh, he's gluten free. Well, a macaroon might be gluten free. Is disappointment gluten free? He's a gluten for punishment. Yeah. Let's try this again. Okay. I'm Cake. I'm Cookie. I'm Disappointment. I like it. That would also be his Jersey Shore name. The Disappointment. He's DTF. They call him Diff, but not for what you think. No, certainly not. This is the Cake and Cookies Program, a semi-annual podcast that we do, in fact, to prove that in comparison, your life is not so shabby. Countdown to Jaws, right? Soon. The procedure. Yes. How soon? Dan, he's trying to be sweet, and he's putting the champagne back in the refrigerator. But he's trying to take his headphones off real quiet. He's trying to set his microphone down real quiet. I've seen you drink champagne. No real reason to put it back in the fridge. It's been sitting on my desk for an hour. It needs to be re-tilled. I thought perhaps he's going to say, Dan is putting the champagne back in the bottle, to which you would say, no! No! And it looked like an exciting... Impressively done. Done! It looked like an exciting bottle of champagne. It wasn't one that I recognized. It was not a Corbelle. It was not an André. It was not a Vive Cliquot. And what kind of champagne was it? It was a weird name. Debon. What? It's spelled D-I-B-O-N. And it's cava, not champagne. It's delish. My gosh! So, Prosecco... Baby, go back to the fridge. I'm going to need that back real quick. Champagne is, by definition, French, as bourbon is from Kentucky. And I know Prosecco is Italian, so what is cava? Spanish. Ah, very nice. L-champagne. Mm-hmm. C. Oh, Jesus. The disappointment. But yeah, surgery. Today is the 10th of October. Yes, of October. You can't spell champagne without C. Thank you, Dan. I mean, unless you would, you know, champs. Like the champs. Yeah, I suppose. Well, no, that's also got a C in it. Champs-Elysees. Which angry orchard do you have? What's that? Your angry orchard. By the way, the orchard is angrier than ever. This is hard cider crisp apple. I like... Okay. So, they have angry orchard rosé. Yes. Which is really, really, really good. Is it named after Rosé O'Donnell? No, no, no, no, no. No, much nicer. No feud with Donald Trump? No. But, I mean... But that's okay. No politics. No politics. I'm going to vote. I'm going to vote. I have my ballot already. I've just got to drop it off. So, Georgia does early in-person voting? Yeah, it's on Peach Street, isn't it? There's actually... Wait, did I not tell you this? No. The different places you... Okay, this is fantastic. Okay, so you can go to the Board of Elections. You can go to the courthouse. You can go to the Civic Center. Or you can go to Mosquito Control. What? It's apparently... Because they have airplanes... It's like an airplane hanger. Of course it is. Well, you got to keep... Like, Mosquito, that's a problem, you know? So... I'm torn on whether or not I just want to go to the Board of Elections or be like... Oh, I know where you want to go. You definitely want to go to Mosquito Control. That's where I'd go. This is where the mosquitoes are controlled. That's right. What do you make them do? Also, they have lots of recipes there. Did you know this? If you can go to Mosquito... It's not just Mosquito Control. It's also... They have recipes there and they're all made from scratch. Oh, my God. It's going to be a fun show. Mosquito Joe's can't go within 150 feet of that place, though. What? So, there's a service. Yes. You can get... And we get it. They come, like, once a month. It's called Mosquito Joe. Okay. Because, seriously, mosquitoes and the no-see-ums, everything are... Oh, up north we have them. We call them do-not-see-thems. But in the south, they're called no-see-ums. Correct. Yes. So, it's a service and it just helps keep the mosquito at bay. Well, the best way to fight mosquitoes is to get rid of standing water. If they don't have standing water... Do you have, like, tires that are on their side that have water in them? Standing water? Our humidity is, like... It's like walking through soup. Andy! Andy! We got to go down to Mosquito Control and vote! Boom! Citizens arrest! Citizens arrest! Now, listen. Voting is a civic duty. And if you want to make sure you preserve your independence, you got to head down to Mosquito Control. But watch out for Rafe Hollister. What does it matter if we vote? Voting is an honor and a privilege and your duty. Duty. Do your neighbors have... All right, if you say so. Do your neighbors have standing water? No, there's no standing water. What about a birdbath? We are coastal. Yes. We are southern. It rains almost every day. But what about a birdbath? Do you have a birdbath? I do not have a... Okay, so no. We ripped... There was a fountain in the backyard that we... My mother and I ripped that right apart because it was hideous. You hate mosquitoes. Well, it was pretty ugly too. Not as ugly as... Oh, the birdbath. Remember the birdbath room? Yes. Well, that's different. Right. Well, not much. Also hideous. You know, also speaking of fountains, they're lying to me at Target because they put a sign on the water fountain that says, out of service. No, it works. It's just stupid to use it during a pandemic. Don't lie to me. I guarantee you... What about all those people that go up, they forget they've got their mask on? Then you got a bad case of soggy mask. Soggy mask is the worst. It's almost like being waterboarded. Who wants that? Nobody. Not even before the pandemic. It's always been described at best as unpleasant. I got a delivery from Target today. I know what it was. What? Towels. No. Was it a grocery item? No. So it was non-edible. I'll give you a hint. I love a hint. It's part of my surgery prepping. Oh, okay. It's pen and paper. No. Is it stationary? It does not move. I don't mean it like that. We have a listener of the Michael Mara show. You're bright red. Look at you. You're so happy. It hurts so bad. Oh. We have a listener to the Michael Mara show. She lives in California and she works... I asked her, I said, what do you do for a living? She says, I work in a stationary store. I said, well, you know where it is every day at least. I follow her on the Instagram. The name of it's called... Stephanie Loftus, is that the name? Yeah. All the stuff is really pretty. It's like quill and ink and quill. Do you know who goes to her store a lot? Jim Nance. That's right. Sportscaster. Anyway, the product you bought, is it like a school... I won't say stationary and give you the chance again. Is it like a school supply? No. Okay. Is it something that smells good? No. Okay. Is it something that I would like? Rob Spiewak. Is it something that I would like? No. Okay. So it's not a typewriter. It's an article of clothing. Bloomers? No. Not this time. No. Do you think your underwear is still in that bush in Reston? The Bloomer Bush? The Bloomer Bush. Yes. 100%. Well, you know, it made it through another season. It's time for the changing of the leaves. Lots of colors this year. I don't understand why there's always that little pink, pink, pink dot out there. But you know it's fall when the Bloomer Bush loses its leaves, but holds on to one item of clothing. I bet it's sweatpants. No. A sweatshirt. Okay. Combine them. Ah. Look at us. Not disappointing. A sweatsuit. Okay. Okay. So the only fashion advice my mother has ever given me was never wear something in which you could piss on the neck. Can't use that as a verb. Can you write down that time? Okay. Meaning like a jumpsuit. Right. Okay. Well, I don't know if you know this or you probably do. Rompers have been in style for quite a while now. Well, you know I've got my finger on the pulse of the fashion public. Okay. Okay. So not only am I going to have like a bunch of stuff going on with my head, I'll have stitches on across my tummy. Why? Well, did I not explain to you what they do? Well, I would think the best way to access your jaw would be your mouth, but I mean, I'm no doctor. No, you didn't mention anything about stomach surgery. The fat graft comes from your stomach. That really was, a lot of people don't know this, when I worked at the hip hop station, that really was my DJ name. The fat graft. P-H-A-T. Yeah, and they called it a fun in the graft-ternoon. P-H-T. That's right. What, what? Can I get a what, what? It's the fat graft. It's fat graft. A wig

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