Episode 106

#106. Shaved Love Charm

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

Date unavailable · 1 hr 39 min

Listen to this episodeYour place is saved on this device.

0:00 / 1 hr 39 min

Speed Download

YouTube

TranscriptRead Transcript · EN

PodStreet Generated · Provider: Local-mlx-whisper · Model: mlx-community/whisper-large-v3-turbo · Generated At 2026-09-08 03:23:16

Search transcript

Your potential shouldn't wait. Answer the call with the Florida Army National Guard.

Serve part-time and get 100% paid college tuition at any Florida State College or trade school.

Graduate debt-free. Build your legacy. Visit nationalguard.com slash FL.

Hello.

Sorry, we're booked out at least three weeks. Yep, sorry.

Another one you had to turn away?

Yeah, third one today. And I'm not going to have the available cash or time to hire more help until after busy season.

I don't think you can wait.

Got any ideas?

Get business financing through Capitus. Easy application, no hidden fees, and really fast funding.

Oh yeah? How fast are we talking here?

As little as 24 hours.

You know, let me call that guy back.

Stop turning down work. Start growing. Get the funding you need at Capitus.com. That's K-A-P-I-T-U-S dot com.

My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer.

You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time.

Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs.

Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening?

That's right. This month only. Buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free.

Plus, 12-month special financing.

Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings.

Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613.

Zaxby's is more than just a humble chicken joint.

It's a humble chicken joint with the best sauces in the world.

See, at Zaxby's, you don't just get their famous hand-breaded chicken fingers, fried to golden perfection with that flavor you know and love.

At Zaxby's, you get the sauce.

Dip, dunk, and drizzle with your choice of 12 different sauces, like Zax sauce, tongue torch, and hot honey mustard.

So if you want a whole lot of sauce, you need to find yourself a Zaxby's.

Who's got the sauce?

Zaxby's.

All right, let's start, but don't let's talk about the elephant in the room.

You know.

No.

The milk.

After what happened to Mrs. Lincoln, nobody should be drinking milk.

Oh, someone has commented.

What did they say?

I'm going to look.

Don't read it.

Let me look.

Judging from your face, I feel I need to see it myself.

That's what I feel.

I thought mine was good.

So, no, my cup, my cup is not copper.

My cup is not copper.

It is, um, titanium.

It's not titanium.

The cup would cost $6,000.

Aluminium?

I think it's aluminium.

I have something to tell you about myself that I don't tell many people because.

Well, if you want to keep it a secret, put it on this podcast because no one will hear it.

I don't like wet hands.

I'd say you're probably in the majority there.

You mean on other people or on yourself?

I mean, if I have a glass with white wine, I don't like a sweaty glass.

Condensation.

Makes me feel uncomfortable.

What if I were to come up to you with cold, clammy hands?

It's a one-time thing.

Your potential shouldn't wait. Answer the call with the Florida Army National Guard. Serve part-time and get 100% paid college tuition at any Florida State College or trade school. Graduate debt-free. Build your legacy. Visit nationalguard.com slash FL. Hello. Sorry, we're booked out at least three weeks. Yep, sorry. Another one you had to turn away? Yeah, third one today. And I'm not going to have the available cash or time to hire more help until after busy season. I don't think you can wait. Got any ideas? Get business financing through Capitus. Easy application, no hidden fees, and really fast funding. Oh yeah? How fast are we talking here? As little as 24 hours. You know, let me call that guy back. Stop turning down work. Start growing. Get the funding you need at Capitus.com. That's K-A-P-I-T-U-S dot com. My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only. Buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free. Plus, 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. Zaxby's is more than just a humble chicken joint. It's a humble chicken joint with the best sauces in the world. See, at Zaxby's, you don't just get their famous hand-breaded chicken fingers, fried to golden perfection with that flavor you know and love. At Zaxby's, you get the sauce. Dip, dunk, and drizzle with your choice of 12 different sauces, like Zax sauce, tongue torch, and hot honey mustard. So if you want a whole lot of sauce, you need to find yourself a Zaxby's. Who's got the sauce? Zaxby's. All right, let's start, but don't let's talk about the elephant in the room. You know. No. The milk. After what happened to Mrs. Lincoln, nobody should be drinking milk. Oh, someone has commented. What did they say? I'm going to look. Don't read it. Let me look. Judging from your face, I feel I need to see it myself. That's what I feel. I thought mine was good. So, no, my cup, my cup is not copper. My cup is not copper. It is, um, titanium. It's not titanium. The cup would cost $6,000. Aluminium? I think it's aluminium. I have something to tell you about myself that I don't tell many people because. Well, if you want to keep it a secret, put it on this podcast because no one will hear it. I don't like wet hands. I'd say you're probably in the majority there. You mean on other people or on yourself? I mean, if I have a glass with white wine, I don't like a sweaty glass. Condensation. Makes me feel uncomfortable. What if I were to come up to you with cold, clammy hands? It's a one-time thing. But my glass is going to stay with me for a while. Well, you don't know. I might come up to you and get all handsy. Not inappropriately, but just, you know, like touch your arm or something. I'm not even. I'm really uncomfortable with everything that you just said. Actually, to be fair, I'm uncomfortable with it too. I didn't think I would be. Really not sure. Like, why are your hands clammy and why are you touching me? Exactly. I guess the answer would be I'm nervous because I'm touching you. And again, nothing inappropriate. Let's just skip right past that. So I don't. You know, we've never done this this early in the show. So you don't like a glass with condensation. And that's why I have those tall bar glasses. Yes. A koozie fits right over them. Sure. Yep. Love that. Otherwise, I have a very particular way of wrapping a paper towel around a wine glass. Sure. Do you have the paper towels that are shorter pieces or square pieces? Ideally, the shorter pieces. So you use one shorter piece, one that's probably like. Yeah. One of the. 11 inches by five and a half inches. Choose your size. Yeah. Choose your news. So I sort of, if you fold it over. So if you had a square, you'd make a triangle. So this way it's more of a. Sure. So you fold it, but it's not a triangle. Yeah. You fold it over like that. And then you can twist the end and tuck it into the top. And you've. Oh, okay. I see what you're doing now. Yeah. You're swaddling your glass. Yes. I do not like to touch glasses that are wet. How do you do dishes? That's different. I'm not drinking from the. I'm cleaning it. You don't drink the soapy water? No. I must be doing it wrong then. But every once in a while. Because I do the dishes and I end up feeling horrible. But my teeth are so clean. Every once in a while after I finish doing dishes, if it's in the second sink, I'll let the water out, fill it back up, and I'll just take a bubble bath. Of course. And people need to know that you have 10 functioning sinks in your kitchen. There's just three. If you have three, you might as well have 10. Three sinks. And you can also get filtered water from the refrigerator, which I never had growing up. And I feel is like a big deal to me. I can get ice out of the door. I know. And you know what? Growing up. But it didn't matter when we were growing up. Growing up, we drank out of hoses. We didn't care. There was no bottled water. God, that's so true. I drank from a well. I literally had a well at my house. We did too. Oh, gosh. Do you know what leather britches are? The Germans have a word for them. What? Leiderhosen. No. The most hateful of all the pants. The last harvest of green beans. Yes. For the season, you would take a needle and thread, and you would string them up and put them in the smokehouse, and they would become dehydrated. Leathery, yeah. Yeah, leathery. And then throughout the winter, you would make a pot of beans. Right. But they're leather britches because they've been dehydrated and smoked. You know what they are? Bean jerky. Yes. We had this smokehouse, so we would can stuff. Do you know there's a restaurant in Burbank called The Smokehouse? A little bit different, I'm sure. I don't know. They might have leathery beans. Are your beans leathery, Rob? Oh, my God. No, that was. Now I'm feeling inappropriate again. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. Can we start the show? That was a Me Too thing you just did. You made me feel ill at ease. I am so sorry. It was inappropriate, and I apologize to the full extent of apologies. I never want to make you feel awkward or uncomfortable. Thank you. All I know is this, is that if you're at The Smokehouse in Burbank and they say, we need a table for two for Wink Martindale and Pat Sajak, and they've got leathery beans, I'm going to another restaurant. I hate Pat Sajak. Do you like any game show hosts? He's got little man syndrome. He's probably not any taller than me. No, he's much shorter than you. Do you like any game show hosts? I liked Monty Hall. See, I don't like Monty Hall. Bob Barker. Love Bob Barker. Does Whose Line Is It Anyway count as a game show? Sure. When Drew Carey hosted Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah. Larity. What about my all-time favorite? Groucho. Best game show host ever for You Bet Your Life. I didn't know that. Oh, you must see it. He's so great. The quiz show was inconsequential to the program. The rules would change like every four episodes. Who hosted Hollywood Squares? Peter Marshall. I liked that. Peter Marshall, do you know what his real name is? Peter LeCock. No, it's not. It is. Yeah, you got to go by Marshall. Yeah, you better go with that. Or the people be talking about your leathery beans all day. Hey, but you know who's got another? We discussed this on the O'Mara show. Tim Allen? Yeah. His real name is Tim Dick. What? This is also true. And of course, you know, Rob Spuak is not my real name. I didn't mean to. Okay? For those of you who don't know or have not heard the story. This is lore. This is lore. This is solid lore. This is the truth. This is. And I'm still. I still do feel bad about it. Don't feel bad. The first time that we met. Everybody had a radio name. Right. I even had a name. So it's embarrassing. It's not. I still feel bad about it. I can feel my cheeks getting hot. That's fine. So I was like, oh, Rob Spuak. So what's your real name? Do you go by like Rob in real life or like Spuak? How did you come up with that? I mean, that's like Spooge. I know that I literally use the word Spooge. Yeah. It didn't have the best connotation. No, we definitely got off on the wrong foot. But look at us now. Yep. Look at us now. Who would have thought? Nobody. It was in production one. Yeah. Chris. Owens? Chris Owens was there. And I just remember I've never seen someone just absolutely try to blend. And I think it was like my third day at WJFK. Maybe not even that many. And you, you can get real nasty real fast. Yeah. When it's called for. Well, your immediate thing was, no, that's my real name. So are you Beatles or Elvis? I know now. Yes. That's not a nice question from you. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's really not. But at the time, I'm just like, yay. Hello. How are you? Hey, a new friend. Hey. You know, I was, oh, Lord. Production one is when I figured out that I was conceived out of wedlock. Is that where it was? Yep. You remember the old board where, you know, there was the, it was a horrible board for production. It was actually a live audio mixing board. Horrible production board. Way too big and complicated. And it faced one way. And then there was a table opposite it. So the talent could sit at the table while someone was engineering the session. I was at the table facing at that time, Chris Madzik, who was production director at the time was seated at the board and I was opposite him at the table. And as you know, Chris and I had the same birthday. No, I did not know. He was a year older than me or a year younger. I think it was a year older than me, but we were both born March 8th. And so we were swapping birthday tales and this and that. And I said, and then, yeah, my folks, they were married in August. And I started, I said, no, wait a second. August, September, October, November, December, January, February. And every time I did it, it was seven months. I said, no, no, no. August, September. I just kept doing it. And then you start using your fingers. Count them off. At one point I said, that's only seven months. And I looked over at Chris or we called him Stimpy. I looked over at Stimpy. And he was just shaking his head. I didn't know it happened there. I just remember you for being savant-like. I was in my 20s before I figured it out. And numbers. Then I went to production two, which was next door. I called my parents and my mom, as I recall, was not really thrilled about it. And my dad just laughed and said, wondered when you'd figured that out. I can't believe it took you that long. Because, I mean, okay, let's just hearken back here. Please. What is the Safeway code for broccoli? I've got those codes in my head. I'll tell you. Like, apples are 572 or 123. Safeway sandwich bed. 21130-18026. These things I carry with me. But not that. And it took me a lot of time. Every time it was seven months. I wasn't even a little premature. Big baby. I have no doubt. Thank you. Well, you have the biggest noggin in the world. Your mom is tiny. I bet you damn near split her in half. You stop that. I don't want to think about that. I'm just saying. Okay. I know you're just saying. Beatles or Elvis? Oh, I'm so mean. That's simply a joke. That's all that is. It's mean. No, it's nice. From you, it's slightly cruel. Well, you know what I say. I say don't be cruel. I know. That's like the Bobby Brown song. So, is the glass because the aluminum glass, which really shouldn't be called a glass if it's made of aluminum. It's a cup. No condensation. It's a vessel. And it is like insulated. Oh, that's why. Yeah. Give a little vessel. No condensation. It's insulate

You Might Also Like

#26. Fjord?

#29 The Anatomy of a Sweater

#27. Twitter DID NOT Buy Instagram