Episode 101

#101. Hall & Hall and Oates & Oates

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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You can find out what your home is worth faster than you can microwave leftovers.

Just go to WhitesandRealEstateSolutions.com and type in your address.

You'll know almost instantly what buyers will pay.

I'm Steve Gordon.

My marketing system sells homes fast and for top dollar.

I'm confident I can sell yours too.

Go to WhitesandRealEstateSolutions.com.

That's WhitesandRealEstateSolutions.com and start packing.

All right, let's do this.

You have to babysit.

I do.

I have to be done by 1130.

I have to go to the birdhouse to watch the flock.

Birdhouse.

Aguador.

I cannot wear the shoes.

They make me fall down.

Now we can start.

Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment.

Bring it up again.

We'll vote on it.

It's one of Big Daddy's jokes.

I don't think I have another one of those in me.

I don't know.

Keep drinking from that huge cup.

You can drink from that huge cup and brew up another.

No, no, not the coffee cup.

Oh, CB?

CB.

All right, hold on.

Cake and cookies.

Rob and Katie.

It's the Rob and Katie Show.

All right, first, I just got to get this off my chest.

I bought a watermelon.

Um, what size?

Pretty big, but without seeds.

So I did not make the commitment.

Okay, but, well, but it's not a personal watermelon.

Like a personal pan watermelon from Pizza Hut?

No, you've talked about the personal watermelon.

Yeah, the ones that are roughly the size of like a softball.

I saw those.

Yeah, I saw those at Costco.

I saw them in their green mesh bag, and I went, phooey.

Can you even buy a watermelon in a store that does have seeds?

You could go to a boutique watermelon vendor, and they will have what are known as heritage melons.

You mean heirloom melons?

Heirloom melons.

Well, they're called that, too.

I have heirloom melons.

Yes, you do.

Now that I'm 40.

Oh, no, you have to be 50.

Oh, that's what makes it an heirloom, or that's what makes them antique?

Heirloom, heirlooms, uh, produce, heirloom produce comes from seeds that are 50.

Uh, you can trace them back 50 years.

Is that for true?

I'm nearly positive that's for true.

Oh, come on, commit to it.

You can find out what your home is worth faster than you can microwave leftovers. Just go to WhitesandRealEstateSolutions.com and type in your address. You'll know almost instantly what buyers will pay. I'm Steve Gordon. My marketing system sells homes fast and for top dollar. I'm confident I can sell yours too. Go to WhitesandRealEstateSolutions.com. That's WhitesandRealEstateSolutions.com and start packing. All right, let's do this. You have to babysit. I do. I have to be done by 1130. I have to go to the birdhouse to watch the flock. Birdhouse. Aguador. I cannot wear the shoes. They make me fall down. Now we can start. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Bring it up again. We'll vote on it. It's one of Big Daddy's jokes. I don't think I have another one of those in me. I don't know. Keep drinking from that huge cup. You can drink from that huge cup and brew up another. No, no, not the coffee cup. Oh, CB? CB. All right, hold on. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. All right, first, I just got to get this off my chest. I bought a watermelon. Um, what size? Pretty big, but without seeds. So I did not make the commitment. Okay, but, well, but it's not a personal watermelon. Like a personal pan watermelon from Pizza Hut? No, you've talked about the personal watermelon. Yeah, the ones that are roughly the size of like a softball. I saw those. Yeah, I saw those at Costco. I saw them in their green mesh bag, and I went, phooey. Can you even buy a watermelon in a store that does have seeds? You could go to a boutique watermelon vendor, and they will have what are known as heritage melons. You mean heirloom melons? Heirloom melons. Well, they're called that, too. I have heirloom melons. Yes, you do. Now that I'm 40. Oh, no, you have to be 50. Oh, that's what makes it an heirloom, or that's what makes them antique? Heirloom, heirlooms, uh, produce, heirloom produce comes from seeds that are 50. Uh, you can trace them back 50 years. Is that for true? I'm nearly positive that's for true. Oh, come on, commit to it. Make a commitment, like the watermelon. Okay, so I put the melon in the fridge. I know this because of tomatoes. Tomato, tomato, you know, whatever. Potato. Let's call the whole thing off. I wish we could. So I put the melon in the Chubbick Raider downstairs, the new refrigerator, to chill. Oh, the Chubbick Raider? The Chubbick Raider. Ooh, Chubbick Raider is way better than Chubbick Raider. You're right, Chubbick Raider. As a matter of fact, you know, um, the second oldest of their 40 kids, uh, Jason, the one who played football, has opened a food truck. What? And I really got mad when I found out he didn't use my suggestion for the name. Which is? I thought Jason Chubbick's food truck should be called Grubbick. But look for him at all the food festivals and, uh, music, uh, things this summer and buy his, I think he does tacos. I don't know what he does. Okay. You, okay. You, you, you're not committing. Well, no, I'm not committing because that's not my thing to commit to. That's his food truck. And, but he already sort of shut me out by not using my name. I came strong with creativity and you know what he did? Psst. Uh, no thank you, Rob. So what's it actually called? I forget. Rob! But it's white. I know it's white. Oh, oh. Let's narrow that one down. Well, it's not one of those big fancy plaid food trucks. Plaid? Well, if you see a plaid one, you know it's not his. They've gone to plaid. Or is it Spaceball 2? I think that's Spaceballs. There is no Spaceballs 2. No, no, no, no. The, the line. It's Spaceball 1 or it's gone to plaid. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, I think you're, I think you're right. But there is another food truck that I pass on the way to work sometime that has a very DJ styled name to a point that every time I see it, I say it to myself and sometimes out loud as Scott Shannon. Oh, do tell, do tell in the appropriate voice. It's a white food truck, as many of them are, and it is called Curry in a Hurry. I would like a small Indian inspired lunch, but I don't have much time. Where do I go? I will go to Curry in a Hurry. Okay. And you know what? I'm so glad you're pleased with that because I've been fighting the urge to talk about that for literally two years. My favorite part is that you pass it almost every day. I'm imagining they don't go very fast. Well, no, it's parked. I know where the Curry in a Hurry, I know where the Curry in a Hurry people live. They live in. Is it parked all the time or have they just not gone out yet? Well, I imagine the Curry in a Hurry probably doesn't move a lot of product like prior to 8 a.m. And that's what I'm, because you know what? Curry is more of a lunchtime thing. Not so great for breakfast. So I, have you heard of, okay, I'm going, I'm going a bit British on you here. Okay. Okay. So speaking sort of of Curry. Yeah, well, they're very popular in Great Britain. Right. So, you know, the Graham Norton show? Yes. Hilarity. I encourage everyone to check it out. Okay. It's just, it's one of the best talk shows and they get to swear, but it's just, it's very loose. He's a great host. He is a phenomenal host. There is a comedian, writer, writes a sitcom that I can't quite remember the name of. Dick Van Dyke show? Hmm? The Dick Van Dyke show? Is it Hazel? No, this guy is also English. Silver Spoons. English. His name is Greg Davies. Okay. Does he spell it? Does he spell it Davies or is it spelled Davis and he says it wrong? Davies. D-A-V-I-E-S. Oh, you know what? Maybe he's a kink. Excuse me? Like Ray Davies, the lead singer of the kinks. Is he related? I don't think, I don't, I haven't done the research. Okay. We'll get on that. Get on that team. I will. I encourage everyone to YouTube. Yes? Okay. I can't, I have, I, if I am ever feeling a little bit blue. Yes? I go to YouTube and watch him tell this story. He at one point was like a substitute teacher. Yes? Just, I can't. Does this have anything to do with Curry in a hurry? Yes. Okay, good. So collect yourself. Okay. Come on. People, ostensibly people are listening. Go to YouTube. Right. Search Graham Norton, Greg Davies. That's probably all you need. Drunk as a teacher. Did he show up as a teacher drunk? No, hungover. Oh. So that's not okay. It, it takes a turn that you, you do not see coming. Is it rather unexpected? Okay. Oh, it is. It's, I think it was unexpected for him. It's unexpected for the audience. Well, I can't wait. This is quite a, completely unexpected. I'm shocked if anyone's still listening. Well, but then I say that every week. No, you should. Well, that's true. Did we, did we start the show? Um, this is a semi-regular, I'll say about bi-weekly podcast to remind you that your lives in comparison aren't quite so bad. Hi, I'm Cake. And I'm Cookie. We want to say hi to Oscar and to Mike O'Mara and to Pony Boy, Matthew Bloom. Mr. Boy. For supporting us in this little endeavor. So Julia's back from the SkillsUSA Leadership Conference. And it's so good to have my daughter back. I had not been away from her for that long, probably since she's been born. She was gone for nine or ten days. And now that she's a designated driver for you, she's become quite the commodity in this BWAC household. Excellent. You've become quite useful. My God. But I don't ever leave the house. So really, I mean, not so much. But she came home. So she showed up last night at about seven-ish with boyfriend Caleb. How long was she gone? Nine or ten days. Whoa. That is a long time. Now, the other camps that she's attended, though, were usually like four? No, a week. Usually Saturday to Saturday. And also because she's been going to the other camp she goes to, which is called Brass Camp, Brothers and Sisters of Survivors, is for siblings of cancer children. And she's been going since she was wee little. They bent the rules. I think she went first when she was like maybe six. But she was advanced. But she was advanced. They let her in. But now she does like counselor and volunteer work. So she's still going to that. Which I think is amazing. I love that she really grew up with that. Yeah, it's a big part of her life. Big part of her life. And so the weird thing about that, as she's been doing that for so long that I can deal with her being away for that for a week without being a little put off. But this one in. Put off. Well, I mean, bothered. It's like it's it seems like regular. Who's going to do these dishes? I'm not taking. I'm not taking out the trash. So. Ten days later, somebody's got to take out this trash. Flies are building condos on it. So it was that I'm accustomed to. But this was weird. She was away with an organization that I'm familiar with, but not one that we've ever dealt with before. And she rode down there with some other students and a couple of teachers. And it's in Kentucky, pretty far away. And she did great. She sent pictures and she had a very positive experience. She met a lot of people. She said on the last day, the Starbucks lady hugged her. She forges relationships in all circles. But she didn't. She wasn't. She wasn't quite fond of the students on her team. There was some friction. But she made a lot of friends and met kids from all across America. So it was a great, great experience for her. But glad to have her back. So she shows up. And I said, you know what? So Caleb picked her up? No, she got to Caleb's house because that was close to where the rendezvous was. The drop off was? So Caleb brought her over. And then Robert had a friend over, a friend called Aiden. And I said, you know what? I'm going to make dinner tonight. And I don't often go out and, I mean, I cook. But I did this upright. So yesterday I went to Costco and I bought four. Breakfast is your usual jam, though. I'm a breakfast guy. And a Thanksgiving guy. But that really only comes once a year. Unless you observe the Canadian Thanksgiving. Which, by the way, I don't. Today is Canada Day. Boo! Happy birthday, Canada! Yeah, we got your eye on you. I'm looking at you, Laura Reuter. We got an eye on you, Canada. I know what you're thinking. Although I believe when she married Hank, she... Oh, well, she became an American citizen. She made her affiliation known. Yeah, which, by the way, makes her all the more suspicious. Suspicious. Yeah, those suspicious Canadians. Well, aren't we... Well, thanks to our president, aren't we enemies with Canada now or something? Yeah. Yeah, he's... Hold on a second. Judd, get it together, man. Come on, Judd. We're doing a thing here. He... We... I got my new desk. Yes. And he started... We discussed that on episode... Hey, by the way, happy episode 100, which neither of us realized... Happy episode 100! We need some music! We do? Okay. Hit the music! Oh, you want the music now? Okay. I want the music now! God damn it, Rob! This is for 100 episodes. It's not. You know what that means. We're gonna have a special guest. That's it! I quit! And that marks 100 episodes. Hi, Grandma. Yeah, I felt really sort of, I don't know how I felt besides odd that we posted the show and everyone was like, happy 100th anniversary, every 100th show anniversary. And I'm like, is it? I had no idea. I had to go check the website. This is 101. This is 101. DC 101. And thanks to everyone who remarked upon that. But I do think like episode. Thanks for everyone for hanging in there with us this whole time. A lot of patience involved. Now that I'm back and healthy, we are trying to knock them out. I recall, I think it may be episode 97 saying we were going to do something for episode 100. That's true. But we never did. So I guess this is it. Because we forgot. We did. We were very focused. You know what? We were so focused on getting the content out there. Eye on the prize. It never even made it to our production notes. No, it never did. It never did. So anyway, thank you for remarking on that. But I'm sorry I interrupted you. New desk, Judd. So he has. Just go ahead

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