Episode 31

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Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. Warning. This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical for adults 21 and over. If you use nicotine, you probably have your routines. Different moments, different situations. But when it comes to pouches, one thing matters most, whether they actually hold up. Well, that's where Joey stands apart. With 36 flavors like watermelon, strawberry, and mango, there's something for every preference. And it's all designed with Flavor Beads technology for long-lasting flavor. Joey. Quick kick, long tail, all flavor. Visit meetjoey.com to find a store near you. Or to order online. You can find out what your home is worth faster than you can microwave leftovers. Just go to whitesandrealestatesolutions.com and type in your address. You'll know almost instantly what buyers will pay. I'm Steve Gordon. My marketing system sells homes fast and for top dollar. I'm confident I can sell yours too. Go to whitesandrealestatesolutions.com. That's whitesandrealestatesolutions.com and start packing. Water spots on the shower door again? She sprayed. She scrubbed. She squeegeed. Is that a word? She's tried pretending not to see it. Didn't work. Now she wants answers. I'm calling Culligan. They'll test my water for free and recommend a solution to fix hard water throughout the whole house. Because some battles shouldn't be fought alone. Okay, that's enough. Visit Culligan.com to schedule your free and home water test today. Hey, Culligan. You know what I think? Mm-mm. I think the reason you're sweating is because Hank and Laura have tainted your wine. Mm. They maybe took a syringe and put something in it. What's in it? Goofballs or something. All right, Flash, let's do this. All right. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate creepy targeted advertisements. You know, those ads that appear on a website with an item you were checking out just two hours earlier. They just give me the heebie-jeebies. You gotta control your cookies lest you be stalked by the ever-creepy interwebs. And what really gets me riled up are the ads for the plus-size ladies. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But let's be clear. Just because I bought one pair of Spanx does not mean I'm a plus-size lady. It just means I'm elderly. I hate targeted ads. And you, I hate you too. You didn't expect that, did you? Can you get it together? You would not believe the ads I have seen since I bought that pair of Spanx. You're gonna say all ads on your Facebook wall are for like cupcakes? I'm so mad. Hostess wants to hear from you. Dan's the one that figured it out. I got really upset because I kept seeing all these ads for like plus-size ladies. Sounds like someone who's covering his tracks. And he said. Like maybe he's been on your computer. Didn't you buy those Spanx through Amazon? Yeah. And he goes, that's why. Ruh-roh. They know what you, they track all that stuff. They do. And once you. It's actually not a bad thing. Right. But it can, it can backfire. Well, you don't want to see those ads. No. That's right. I'm not a plus-size lady. No. I'm petite. What you are, you're plus-sized with your talent. You know, on one of my. Oh, you know, we haven't done. Oh, shoot. Yeah. Everyone quiet. Take a moment. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie show. He was worried. He was waiting without. Dude is waiting without. And we hadn't let him speak yet. But I'm sorry. Go ahead. Someone on my team call today that I hadn't, I haven't met in person. Yes. Somebody made a joke about me being short. Because I have met most of my team in person. Right. And they said, the woman, she said, Katie, are you short? And half the team just lost it because they met me in person. And you are. I'm only like five foot one on a good day. That's right. But sometimes you wear exorbitant heels. That's not true. Extreme footwear. I can't. I have rise over. I have tiny feet. Rise over, run. You can only be extended by the height of your foot. It's true. I could be seven foot nine. There's like laws against that. If I chose to. Yeah. Welcome, everybody, to Cake and Cookies. We're a little late this week. A little bit. Because of the observance of my son's birthday. Happy birthday. Robert, big 12-year-old. He's a dozen cousin. This is the episode number 31 of the cake and the cookies. He's 12. I know. That's crazy. Crazier than you know. Well, flips me out when I stop and think about it. Yeah. He comes down and every once in a while, he says, Dad. That's nice. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, what happened to Dad? That's what I like. I'm still Dad. He said, he texted me this morning, ask me about my GMU paper. I think it's a permission slip. I think they're doing like a field trip. Okay. And so he came in and I said, hey, right away, what about your GMU paper? Because I'm not going to be the guy that lets him forget about it. He says, oh, yeah, we'll do it later. And later on, when you guys were here, I said, what about your GMU paper? He says, I'll give it to mom. I know. Well, and your response was. I said, well, don't forget it because I'm not going to be responsible if you forget it. Right. So we'll see. He's going to forget it and guess he's going to get blamed. So how did you. This guy. This guy. Do we have something? Oh, we need to read. Yes, we do. It's a weekly podcast. You see. You see. To show by way of comparison that your life really isn't that bad. Our thanks, as always, to Mike O'Mara, Oscar Santana and everybody at Moore Broadcasting, including Matt Bloom, who had a great night on the mound last night. We do appreciate. He looks like Madison Baumgartner. Everybody should Google this because he does. You know, Madison Baumgartner plays for the St. Louis Cardinals. San Francisco Giants. That's right. He's a pitcher. The San Francisco Giants. And he looks like Matt Bloom. Took me three innings to figure it out. Do you know that I'm on one of those? It's because he's young, so he gets a little goofy between pitches. Just like Matt. And I was like, that's what it is. Now, do you know those, they have those websites and it's like someone totally looks like someone else. And they're like two famous people or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on one of those. They say I look like a ball player from the twins, I think. Dan? I think I totally, but I didn't think I looked that much like him. What? White Kirby Puckett. Yes, exactly. The white Lee Elder. I look like all the great African-American athletes in the past. I do. Okie doke. But anyway, I just, you know, if we could put Matt on that website and say he looks like Harrison Bumgarner? Madison. Madison Bumgarner of the Los Angeles Dodgers? Oh. Just Google it. I'm sure it's out there. Dan is going to come right over the back of that chair. No, he's all comfy. He'll be fine. He's going to suck you. I don't want to be socked. Right in the nose. I will suck you in your nose. Oh, and everybody at More Broadcasting. They're all great. Check us out on Facebook, www.facebook.com forward slash Robin Katie and our Twitter at Robin Katie, which is important for you to keep in mind because we never update it. On iTunes, the best thing to do is search More Broadcasting and you'll see all the more broadcasting shows, including us. Find us. Give us a nice review and five stars. We would really much appreciate it. Thank you. I'm trying to tweet from my personal account. How's that going? Not so well. I go through little spurts where in one evening I'll tweet like three times and then I don't tweet again for three days. You see, the people that are successful at Twitter are consistent. I'm not consistent. And they do everything on it. And you know what? I feel limited and also I don't understand how to read it. I also don't really care to- I don't hear anyone pouring wine right now. Hey, this is a fantastic and lovely, wonderful gift from the Reuters. That's right. Hank and Laura Reuter, who actually- Is it Reuter or Reuter? It's Reuter. Reuter. Yes. Although the news service is Reuter, they're the Reuters. Right. R-E-U. Reuters news service has never poisoned a bottle of wine and sent it to you to make you have that extreme hot flash that you had before the show. I don't think they poisoned you. My elbows are sweaty. That's why I keep touching the back of my knee here. Yeah. I thought it was just because you were lonely. No, they're sweaty. Yeah. And you know, I think you get excited. I do. You get excited about doing the show. I do. I do. So Hank and Laura, if you poisoned Katie, please send the antidote. Nobody poisoned me. Nobody poisoned you. This wine is delightful. Wonderful. It's refreshing. It's from a Virginia winery, right? Yes. What's the label? The vineyard is Cross Keys. Yes. The wine is called Joy. Joy. Which I think is perfect for me. It's joy. Bring joy, get joy. That's my personal mantra. I've always said I was a joy provider. Are you? I try to provide joy. Yeah. How am I doing? Thank you. That was a good snort. Thanks. You have different snorts. You have a laughing snort. That was a scoffing snort. Yeah. That was a go to hell snort. Smirking. It was a smorg. It was a smorg. Hey, can I start by saying thank you to a guy, Mike Pollack, who actually wrote, produced, and sent a promo for our show into the Mike O'Mara program? This is the best thing. And there's twice. When I heard it, I like to fall out. I know. You know what? He beats all. It was, I was, first I was like, is that Gary Stein who's doing the, like, the whole thing is good. For a few months, about a few months ago, we started playing promos within the Mike O'Mara show because now we've got all these great shows on the Moore Broadcasting Network. You know, the Cake and Cookies, my personal favorite, but also the Tony Perkins show featuring Gary Stein, Rob and Joe, O'MaraCast, Tech 411. I think, I think they still do that. But all these shows we wanted to promote, and so we did the promos. And so what I do is I stack out the promos every day. I try to rotate them so they don't burn out. And they're pretty, like, you keep them fresh. Many of them are great, but the thing is, is Mike has, Mike has no idea what promo is coming or when. I don't either. Nobody does. You're the only person that knows. I'm the only, I'm the traffic department. Right. And I'm the Robbie Gomez of this network. And I mean, Mike knows. I love my, Robbie Gomez. Oh, the Robbie Gomez, Joan Lada traffic department was the greatest incarnation of the WJFK traffic department. That's where the Joan Dome came from. And then we all got fired. Yeah. So the mic, you know, controls everything content and everything about the show. The things he doesn't know that are coming up are the show opens, like the wacky tape that is at the front of the show. So that's always a nice surprise. The music I'm going to play and the promos. And so when I played this promo, his eyebrow immediately went up because it was a voice he had never heard on our network before. And I think you went through the same thing. I was, I was, because he, you leave the mics open. Yes. During the, this is the least professional thing we do for a show that really the Mike O'Mara show. We really pride ourselves on our professionalism. I really take a certain amount of joy that we don't key our mics off during the p

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