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#85. Aquaholics

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I do feel like large dogs should have names of substance.

Like a man's name?

If it's a boy dog, I suppose.

It doesn't have to be, you know, but it's not all about gender anymore, Rob.

Well, I'm not trying to make the dog live a lifestyle that it doesn't enjoy.

I'm just saying what I meant is-

Well, if you were a poodle and a male-

All right, let's just focus on that for a second.

What tricks does it do?

It'll shake hands.

It'll sit down.

It'll do puns.

That's Rob as a poodle.

A large standard poodle.

But you're also still going to be-

It's going to be assumed that you love the show tunes.

Okay.

All right.

But that doesn't mean-

You're really, really taking what I said and wrapping it in a package that it doesn't belong.

What I meant is that for a large male dog, I mean, instead of naming it something that is not like a human being, you could name it like Rocket or Bullet or something like that.

But you're saying that it should be a proper name, like Adolf.

Well, no, it shouldn't be.

No.

Not Adolf?

Adolf is just sending a message that I don't agree with.

Benito?

But I feel Rocket, I get it.

Yes, fine.

Willie Nelson also works for me.

Two names for a dog?

Huh?

Two names for a dog?

Because the last name is going to be the last name of the family, right?

Willie Nelson Von Herman?

Yeah, that would be the name.