Episode 83
#83. Jazz Cigarettes
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Zaxby's is more than just a humble chicken joint.
It's a humble chicken joint with the best sauces in the world.
See, at Zaxby's, you don't just get their famous hand-breaded chicken fingers,
fried to golden perfection with that flavor you know and love.
At Zaxby's, you get the sauce.
Dip, dunk, and drizzle with your choice of 12 different sauces,
like Zax sauce, tongue torch, and hot honey mustard.
So if you want a whole lot of sauce, you need to find yourself a Zaxby's.
Who's got the sauce?
Zaxby's.
Have I talked on the show about Presley, how she's gotten lazy?
No.
And under the covers?
No.
Every day she's pressling.
She likes to howl at things.
Sure.
But it's really hot outside, so she stays.
She snoots her way.
I make the bed every morning.
And she goes and unmakes it, snoots her way under the covers,
and arranges the pillows in like a little princess pile.
And under the covers, if she hears something that she would think needs investigating,
she's gotten to the point where she will not get up and go snoodle around to investigate.
Right.
Which is her job, her primary job.
Yes.
So from under the covers, she'll go.
So she barks under the covers.
And if it happens again, she'll stick her head out, give another.
And if it happens again, then she'll get up.
Well, it's like a four-tiered system.
She's beating the heat.
I can tell you that, though.
I don't know if she's beating the heat or beating the system.
When she barks under the carpet, under the carpet.
When she barks under the covers, and all you hear is,
does it alert you to check on something?
No.
It alerts me that my dog is lazy.
Or smart.
I really don't know.
I tell you what, I think the system is based on making you do her job.
99% of the time, whatever she is barking or howling at is nothing to be investigated.
But that 1%, that is, you know what it is, that's the equivalent of a beagle telling you,
hey, hon, give me a beer.
Did I hear a beer open?
I think I could use a glass of wine.
Oh, I know that that means, that means it's time to start the show.
Why, yes.
Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment.