Episode 81
#81. Fauxjito
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Mmm, that's yummy coffee.
It's yummy coffee from the drugstore.
Hey, Walgreens is so much more than a drugstore.
Dan calls it the Greens.
Oh, he's rocking the Greens this morning?
He used to try to go there like every other day.
Right, but now-
And I asked him, like, he'd come up with a reason.
And I'd be, why do you like going there so much?
He's like, I love the Greens.
And I don't want the ladies to think that I forgot about them.
Well, you know that the people at Target know Robert by his first name and he them.
And he knows the break schedule of the ladies at the Target Cafe.
Are you kidding me?
No, that's his place.
That's where he hangs.
Is that like when kids used to go to the mall?
Yeah, or like I used to go to 7-Eleven, I think.
Wait.
He went with Carrie the other day and he said, what time is it?
She said four o'clock.
He said, oh good, Mr. Carlos will be there.
You do realize like this is an actual look into his future.
And I, let me explain.
Oh, he's, you know what?
Retail might fit him just fine.
No, no, no.
Once he finds, okay, so this is what I do.
Okay.
I, I like to like the bartender.
Okay.
Oh, so you've turned this, you've turned this into alcoholism.
You've skipped five steps.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I just know that at this point there are a couple of neighborhood bars and we've actually
made friends with people.