Episode 62

#62. The Prettiest Podcast

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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All right.

Are you ready?

Been a long time.

You remember how to do this?

Nope.

Well, here's what you do.

Wait until I point at you and then be funny.

Oh.

Dance, monkey dance.

If I keep pointing, be more funny.

I'll try.

Now, don't get confused because Linus is different.

If I keep pointing at him, he barks.

He does not like it.

I'm sorry, guys.

You are really giving them a hassle tonight.

Lots of grief.

I am a thorn in their side.

You are.

You are a pee under their mattress.

Princess Katie, the pee under the mattress.

And don't pee under the mattress.

That's terrible.

What are you drinking?

A glass of milk?

Uh, no.

You've got a napkin wrapped around it, so I can't tell what you're drinking.

I don't have a koozie handy, so I tucked a paper towel around it.

You must have been a Girl Scout.

I was.

Well, anyways, I'm having a spritzer.

Well, good for you.

Dan made it.

All right, Cherry, are you ready?

Mm-hmm.

All right.

Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment.

Hey there.

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If you're thoughtful about what you bring into your family's routine, take a moment to compare what's in your cabinet to Azure Well's line of products. Join a community that believes in better, naturally. Visit azurelivingwell.com to shop and learn more. That's azurelivingwell.com. Discover a simpler, healthier way to shop for the things that matter. These products have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. All right. Are you ready? Been a long time. You remember how to do this? Nope. Well, here's what you do. Wait until I point at you and then be funny. Oh. Dance, monkey dance. If I keep pointing, be more funny. I'll try. I'll try. Now, don't get confused because Linus is different. If I keep pointing at him, he barks. He does not like it. I'm sorry, guys. You are really giving them a hassle tonight. Lots of grief. I am a thorn in their side. You are. You are a pee under their mattress. Princess Katie, the pee under the mattress. And don't pee under the mattress. That's terrible. What are you drinking? A glass of milk? Uh, no. You've got a napkin wrapped around it, so I can't tell what you're drinking. I don't have a koozie handy, so I tucked a paper towel around it. You must have been a Girl Scout. I was. Well, anyways, I'm having a spritzer. Well, good for you. Dan made it. All right, Cherry, are you ready? Mm-hmm. All right. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate people who don't know how to behave in public. That's right, Mr. Six Too Many Drinks on the Airplane. It's really not cool for you to break out every swear word you know at top volume as you're seated behind a family with four small children. Do it like me. Get yourself together and quietly take in the booth while contemplating death among strangers in a giant steel tube. And you, lady with the shopping cart at Target. The aisle can fit two carts side by side. So why must you park your buggy in the middle? Pick a side. I bet you also take 13 items into the less than 10 checkout lane. It's called common courtesy, people. And in this time of holiday cheer, I encourage you to dig deep and find some. I hate people you can't take anywhere. And you, I hate you too. That happened on the plane ride back. The giant steel tube? No. The really, really over-served gentleman sitting behind a family. And seriously, four kids, six and a hundred. Wow. Ballpark is age for me. My age, like maybe a little younger than me. I'd say like 30s, mid-30s. Well, I tell you what, there is one man who has never been over-served. That's right. True story. Dude Walker. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Indeed it is. Yes, it is. And we are back. We're back. It's been a long time. It is the Cake and Cookies Show episode number... 53? Sure. ...and it is a weekly podcast. Ah! Oh, man. We're going to have to rewrite that. No, because what I said was W-E-A-K. Oh, okay. It was a weekly done podcast to remind you that in comparison, your life is not that bad. I want to say thanks to Mike O'Meara, Oscar Santana, Matthew Bloom, and everyone at More Broadcasting for making it possible. And to you. Happy anniversary to the mothership. Well, happy anniversary. That's right. Six years today. Six years, Mike O'Meara Show. I do believe that on this very night six years ago, I was sitting in this very basement having myself a stiff drink. Contemplating death in a steel tube. No, no, no. Saying we fooled them all. We fooled them all. And we got to do it again tomorrow. But, no, it was good. It was so much fun to sit down and realize that we had put, you know, six years of podcasts to bed. Six years ago, podcasting was barely a thing. Absolutely true. I mean, really, there was just, for the most part, Adam Carolla was the staple. The gold standard. Staple. Yeah. Well, I remember Oscar sat me and Mike and another guy down and he said, we should do a podcast. And I said, sure. What's that? What on earth is that? I haven't any idea what you're talking about. And now everybody has one. God, we have one. And if we have one, everybody has one. Everybody has one. I believe we said it on episode one. Everybody gets a podcast. Just like Oprah. That's right. Give it away. Now, I will take a moment to apologize to all of you who were so patient in waiting for us to return. It has been a long hiatus thanks to Katie's jaw. She was healing from a procedure. I know we disappointed so many people. True. Because what they wanted is when you were staying at my home, they wanted sort of a recreation of the doppel pills episode, the bonus episode, when you were on lots and lots of painkillers. And we did an interview. But you never really got to the point where you were like silly. Nah, because I think I was, to be totally honest, I was hurting too bad. You were. You were. To be like silly. So there was no. Silly comes about a week or two later. Yeah. But there was really no opportunity for us to sort of engage the silly. And besides, there are those who out there who hate zany and we didn't want to do that. But just to reset, what happened is you had a procedure done on your jaw. You were not happy with the doctrine. And I don't mean that D-O-C-T-R-I-N-E. Not like the doctrine of Savannah, like the big piece of parchment that talks all about the city. That's the Savannah doctrine. Giant cross. Yeah. For where I hang my hat. Not the doctrine. Not the doctrine. It's the doctrine. The doctrine in Savannah isn't like the doctrine in the Washington, D.C., northern Virginia area. Yeah. And like to recap, I broke my jaw three years ago. Right. Because you just wouldn't listen. And I know. Got one stake wrong and boom. Pow, baby. To the moon, Alice. You know what? You have got a big mouth. All right. Right. And it took me. Well, first of all, it happened because of a bad dentist. Yes. Is how I even broke my jaw in the first place. So to find a doctor that I will let touch my face. Face. Face. Is a big deal. Sure. And I've actually been through three different specialists until I found the one that I genuinely adore. And he is or she is. He? He. Is based in the D.C. area. Yes. The Delmarva. No, not Delmarva. There's a word. Oh, the DMV. The DMV. Yeah. Delmarva is Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia. And that's more eastern shore. Right. DMV is District, Maryland, Virginia. Yeah. Or the Department of Motor Vehicles. True. And that's not where you went to get your face fixed. No, no. Face. Face. Oh, look at you. You're in excruciating pain with your jaw. Take a number. Have a seat. Yes. B32. Oh, my God. I'm a C. Oh, no. Oh, dear. Oh, no. That can't be right. That's not what I meant at all. So you flew up. To get your jaw. And it was a sort of a. The procedure that we did most recently. And I say we like I was in on it. The procedure that you had done most recently was sort of a maintenance thing. Yeah. It's more than just like getting the shots. It's the lavage. Yes. The lavage. Which is? They make two tiny little incisions. Okay. Stick a little tube in the top one. Right. Sort of rinse out all the debris from where the bones grind together. Now, when they do that, they give you some sort of sedative or like something to. So it doesn't hurt. Right. No, they put you under. Oh, they do. Yeah. Stop that. That's not funny. Yeah. So you're gone. Yes. But also, you know what? We're telling this out of order. Wait a minute. You just said, so you're gone. Which is probably the biggest setup that we have had in the entire time of us doing a podcast. You play, I can't feel my face. And you say, so you're gone. Right. And you don't play the one drop that everybody knows you're going to play. Or that you're, quite frankly, supposed to play. She's gone. I better learn how to play. She's gone. Worth it. But that's not the reason I brought you here. Because before you even had your lavage treatment, there was, you were in on Carrie's get rich quick scheme. Her harebrained get rich quick scheme. Well, I don't think I'd call it that. Do you think that? But anytime Carrie steps outside of the box, and by the box I mean our home, to go and do things to earn money, it's always a harebrained get rich quick scheme. And that comes from being a child raised on situation comedies. I mean, we're never more than a few feet away from dividing the entire house with a big white line and her saying, this is your side of the house. And this is my side of the house. It's not the Brady Bunch. Okay. But what happened is it has to do with the Duke and the Baroness von Erman. Dan's parents. Right. Who have bought another chalet. No, they haven't. Oh, they're just taking everything to the chalet in the south of, is it France? No. It's Florida. It's Florida. It's Florida. So they're getting rid of their chalet in the DMV. Yeah. Because their children abandoned them. Dan and I moved to Savannah. Jill, Steve, and the girls moved to San Francisco. Oh, that's true. Because not long ago, they had lots of people living near them. Jill and Steve lived, like, right down the street. Like, to the point, like, we were like, the little kid car. Or we would push Maddie back and forth between the two houses. So they went from having everybody real close to having nobody. Mm-hmm. So she has hired Carrie, the Baroness. And if you want a mental picture, just think of Baron Von Trapp from The Sound of Music. Where he would blow his whistle and Dan and the kids would come and get ready for dinner. Both of them. No, I think there's more. I think there's eight. Well, that's in the movie. Well, they had to have eight because otherwise the song wouldn't work. Because there's eight notes. Eight notes. That's right. And once you know the notes to sing, you can sing most anything. Not the cleverest thing they've ever written. But that's not the reason I brought you here. The thing is that they have their kids and... When you know the notes to sing... Take it, Spiewak! You can sing most anything. Huzzah! Deafening silence. So Carrie was enlisted to sell their excess furniture. Well, yeah, I mean, because they had their little... Their snowbird house in Florida. Sure. Selling their house here or there in Virginia. And where did they put everything? They had lots of stuff to move. And I'm pleased to report that Carrie has moved most of it. Yeah, I mean, well, thank God. Because honestly, like, Sue... Sue! Dan's mother's name is Sue. Anything but Sue! And she's awesome. And, by golly, Jim and Sue really like Carrie. But what's not to like? I know! I had the... Oh, my God. Did I... I don't know if I told you what happened on the way... When Carrie was driving me back from surgery. No, I don't think you did. I didn't remember it until the next day. And then I felt... I apologized. Oh, show me on the doll where Carrie touched you. She didn't touch me. I touched her. What? I didn't remember until the next day. Oh, no. So, I'm in the front seat. And I...

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