Episode 54

#54. One Last Flight

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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All right, here we go.

But once I get started, I can't stop.

Like eating Pringles.

Once you pop. All right, go ahead. I'm sorry.

All right, here we go.

I'm really sorry.

It's like the producer of the Liddy Show. Once you pop.

Hey, John.

Sure. You're the producer of a nationally syndicated talk show, and you want to keep a ferret at the radio station?

No problem.

Nutty guy.

Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment.

Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day.

I hate people who take my polite and positive attitude as sarcasm.

I say, have a super day. I mean it.

If I wanted you to have a rotten day, I wouldn't say anything at all.

Unless I wanted you to have a really terrible day, in which case I'd say, f*** off.

My thank yous and pleases are genuine.

Just like the pony I hope you can ride along.

I hate nasty people who don't understand my kindness.

And you. I hate you too.

Did you get the pony joke?

Shock jock.

You're going to have to bleep that.

Oh, you're going to have to bleep that.

Indeed I am. Indeed I am.

It is episode number 54, and we will begin it after this guy.

You know this guy.

Say something.

I can't. I don't want to step on dude.

Okay, you done?

This guy.

Cake and cookies.

Rob and Katie.

It's the Rob and Katie Show.

Feel free to talk.

Car 54, where are you?

Quit hanging up on me when I sing to you.

I have never laughed so hard.

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How about letting SafeTouch make this busy time of year a little easier? Get the 24-7 reliability of a SafeTouch security system, and the first three months of monitoring is on us. Then instead of wondering, did the kids make it home safe? You'll know exactly what's happening at home, even when you can't be there. Call 888-723-8682 or visit SafeTouch.com. Offer valid for new customers only cannot be combined with other promotions, discounts, or offers. Certain restrictions apply. State license DF-2000-2049. All right, here we go. But once I get started, I can't stop. Like eating Pringles. Once you pop. All right, go ahead. I'm sorry. All right, here we go. I'm really sorry. It's like the producer of the Liddy Show. Once you pop. Hey, John. Sure. You're the producer of a nationally syndicated talk show, and you want to keep a ferret at the radio station? No problem. Nutty guy. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate people who take my polite and positive attitude as sarcasm. I say, have a super day. I mean it. If I wanted you to have a rotten day, I wouldn't say anything at all. Unless I wanted you to have a really terrible day, in which case I'd say, f*** off. My thank yous and pleases are genuine. Just like the pony I hope you can ride along. I hate nasty people who don't understand my kindness. And you. I hate you too. Did you get the pony joke? Shock jock. You're going to have to bleep that. Oh, you're going to have to bleep that. Indeed I am. Indeed I am. It is episode number 54, and we will begin it after this guy. You know this guy. Say something. I can't. I don't want to step on dude. Okay, you done? This guy. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. Feel free to talk. Car 54, where are you? Quit hanging up on me when I sing to you. I have never laughed so hard. You totally went into the actual song, theme song of Car 54, and I just hung up. And I laughed so hard. Not funny. Hysterical from this end. Yeah, well, on this end it kind of hurts. How long did it take you before you even noticed? I did three scenes. No, I imagine it will be the Easter egg, because yeah, I recorded it. Yeah. Well, what we should explain is this. So did it make a noise when I hung up? I will insert a noise for comedic purposes. Oh man, that'll be great. But you see, people should know the whole thing was horribly awkward. And you're not allowed... Listen, you. You're not allowed to fast forward to the end of the show and fast forward through 60 seconds of silence to get to it. You have to listen to the show. Wait, me? No, I'm talking to the listener. I do listen. I know. But you can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat. All right? You can't have your cake if you don't have your cookies. You see, well, that doesn't make any sense either. But what happened is this, is I was so excited. And this is subtext that, even though it's not mentioned, is very real. is that last week, Katie got on me for being late. Oh, I don't think I don't know what you did. So this week, I was early. You called me early. I called you early. And you know what I thought? I thought, that's not as passive-aggressive as it is me showing good faith. No. And it's passive-aggressive. Oh, that's aggressive? That's not passive-aggressive. That's not showing good faith. That is aggressive. So, is it hateful? Robbie, that's hateful. So we were going to meet at 4.30. And I went and picked- 4.12. You called me at 4.12. Because I had to pick Robert up at Adventure Camp at 4 o'clock, right? Is that from his adventure at the Wax Museum? Stop it. We'll get to that. And by the way, there's so many things that I had not written down that must be addressed. It's not so much that I'm in crisis now, but my life is crumbling. Right. All Katie has wanted to do for like three weeks now is interview either of my children. And I can't book my kids for my podcast. They live in this house. It's not like I'm trying to- I can't remember what I wanted to interview them for anyways. Well, Julia went to the fall- Met the Fall Out Boy. Oh, right. And we wanted to hear about that and Carrie getting groped by Pete Wentz. I heard- I showed the picture- I showed the picture- It was an accident, but not an accident. I showed the picture of Pete Wentz going for Carrie's breast to the dentist, actually the hygienist this week. And she said she was impressed that Carrie got a chance to meet Fall Out Boy. And I said, oh, there's a picture. And I said, here it is. And I showed them. I showed them. I showed her them. I showed her the photograph of Carrie and Fall Out Boy. And Pete Wentz, just so you know, is on Carrie in a piggyback fashion and not shy. If there is a shy version of- He's a tiny guy. He is. He's a little fella. Like a wedding cake size guy. He could stand up there and wave and wear eyeliner. Little tiny eyeliner. So he's like, I'm goth. I'm very emo up here. On the third layer, you'll freeze it needed on your anniversary. But the thing is, is that he, if there is a shy, retiring, polite way to be piggybacked, he's not doing that. He's really into it. And so I showed the picture to the dental hygienist who has no reason to think for any stretch of her imagination that Carrie and I are not perfectly happy in our marriage. And so even though we come separately to the dentist, this plays like, because you know, you would think, well, goodness, if they're happily married, she's not running around and messing with a rock star. Being a trailer park Annie. And so. I don't know that Pete went jumping on her back. Well, hold on. So. Let me. Go ahead. The photograph is, I show the dental hygienist the photograph. And she's goes from a big smile from knowing that she's going to see something cool of Carrie and a big rock star. Look at it. And her face literally falls. And she says, well, that's. Oh, he's really grabbing on, isn't he? And I'm down there and I've got a bib. I've got a bib on and a thing in my mouth going. Sucking my face in. And I believe what I said was something. My apologies for stealing a Bill Cosby bit, but it was something to the tune of. She's a very big fan. And she was very enthusiastic. And he was very eager to jump right on her back and, you know, hold on tight. It's the first thing he found. That's. Well, yeah. I mean. What happens when you sit in a roller coaster? It's not like you have to look hard for them. No, no. You could. You're a very blessed man. If we record this, use a different choice of words. But for example, if you get in a roller coaster, you pull down the safety bar. If you jump on Carrie's back, you grab for whatever you can. So, but. As it stands, Carrie and I are still happily married and still sharing a dentist. If we were to divorce, I don't know who would get custody of the hygienist. But that's not why I brought you here. You wanted to book Julia and Carrie to talk about the Fall Out Boy experience. You wanted to book Robert to talk about Adventure Camp. But Adventure Camp. Well. Adventure Camp? It wasn't over until today. Today was the last day of 15 sessions. Right. I thought. So, I did very briefly get to speak to Robert before he went off to the fair. Very busy because after Adventure Camp, he had to come home shower because he's just soaking in chlorine. Well, and then. And boys that age just stink. I know. But now it's stinking chlorine. And by the way, they're still on Savannah's best music. It's stinking chlorine. Hi, I'm stink. And I'm chlorine. Good morning. On Savannah's best music. And that's how they would say it would be an image liner that doesn't even make sense. Nope. Not on the station with the best music in Savannah. It's stinking chlorine on Savannah's best music. Yes. Tune in tomorrow at 820. They're more like mascots. Yes. Symbols. If you will. And I will. So, he had to come home at 410 to grab a fast shower because he's off to the Loudoun County Fair. He's going to enter his bowl. He's not really. He's not raised any livestock. You said a bowl. I thought you said a bowl. And I was like, now he's into pottery? Yeah. Or smoking pot. Oh. Did he find it? On top of the fridge. He did. In the bowl on top of the fridge. Giant bowl. And I said, hey, not for you. That's for when dad sparks up. Right. So. As if. Yeah. Because I love pot. Right, Rob. So. You crazy kid, you. So, he had to go. And he's going to the Loudoun County Fair. But you see, he's going. I guess he's going to do like rides and stuff. You know. Like. Because it's a pretty big fair. This county fair. Do they like get tickets. And they have to wait in line. Exactly. And they go up on the. And I said, are you going to get me a gift? It's a whirl. Because Carrie left him out a, you know, a 20 spot. Really? Yeah. And I kicked in a couple bucks myself. I said, you don't need to tell your mom about this. And, you know, go have fun. And I said, are you going to get me. When he comes back and says, dad, the hooker was so great. You know what? For $26? She was the lady from the dry cleaners. Hey. I'm sorry. That's a $45. Yeah. Yeah. But you wouldn't need to put any extra starch in it. I'll tell you that. He had all these tags on his. Hello, grandma. I put a sticker. He had all these tags on his collar. Yeah. They put the sticker on that says stain. So I couldn't get him to talk about Adventure Park. I laid this on him. I said, whatever you do with the money, have fun. You're not allowed to bring home anything living. Because a year, two years ago, Julia went to the. Oh, like the goldfish? County fair. And just kept winning goldfish. And most of them didn't make it to the ride home. They went from vertical to horizontal in the time it took to drive from Lovettsville to Leesburg. You know what? I remember when this happened. Yeah. Yeah. I like. Wait. Did like one or two make it home? If that. And it was. They're too small to fillet. I mean, there's really. All you can do. They're not tasty. No. Because I imagine they would be crispy and taste like cheddar cheese. But that's apparently a different variety of goldfish. Different variety. The cracker. So I said, you're not allowed to bring home anything living. It would be nice if you brought me a gift. And he said, what would you like? I said, well, what do you think? I can. Can I have a couple guesses? Sure. Corn dog. It came up. I know you too well. As did the possibility of a funnel cake. I said, no, Robert. Anything that is fried is not going to travel well. So what I want you to get me is a sport jacket. And he said, but they're like crazy expensive. Are you kidding? I said, you don't have to give me anything. God bless that boy. But I just thought of some 12 year old kid running around the county fair. So strong. I'm saying, but I need to find a sport jacket real bad. There's got to be a Joseph A. Banks boot somewhere. Can you find me to the big and tall tent? Just take a tent. Exactly. Hmm. Omar, the tent maker. So he's

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