Episode 100

#100. Oh Dear

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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I now pronounce you man.

Hey, it's Uncle Jim.

I know you're getting married, but I exposed you to COVID-19 yesterday.

Thanks, but our doctor gave us a prescription for Zicova and Citrovir to have on hand.

It's the only prescription pill approved for people 12 years and older to help prevent COVID-19 after exposure and should be started within three days of exposure.

Taking Zicova with certain medicines can cause serious or life-threatening side effects or affect how it or other medicines work.

Tell your doctor about all your medicines, vitamins, and supplements, as lab tests or dose changes may be needed.

And if you are or plan to be pregnant or breastfeed, Zicova may harm your unborn baby.

Tell your doctor about any changes to your medicines before you start Zicova.

Do not take Zicova if allergic to its ingredients.

Serious side effects include allergic reactions, some severe like anaphylaxis.

Get medical help right away if you have rash, hives, itching, swelling of your mouth, lips, tongue, or face, trouble swallowing or breathing, throat tightness, dizziness, lightheadedness, stomach area pain or vomiting.

These are not all the possible side effects.

Ask your doctor about Zicova.

For more information, call 1-877-4-ZICOVA or visit XOCOVA.com.

All right, let's see.

Let me hear you talk.

Hello, hello, hello.

I like it.

It's my morning voice.

It's sexy voice.

Is it?

Ooh.

I'll go with maybe.

I like it.

Okay, seriously.

The person who asked, who would win in a boxing match?

Truman Capote or Andy Warhol?

That and other pressing questions on today's Cake and Cookies.

Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment.

Cake and Cookies.

Rob and Katie.

It's the Rob and Katie Show.

All right, I'm not going to lie to anybody.

I'm not going to sugarcoat this.

I'm dripping wet.

Yeah.

Rob had an explosion and I saw it.

Yeah, but I wish we had audio evidence of it because I bet it sounded pretty good.

Did you actually hear the explosion?

Oh, yeah.

I heard the whole...

And we were actually...

Oh, by the way, this is Cake and Cookies, a semi-regular reminder that your life in comparison

is not that bad.

I'm Rob Spiewicz and I go by the nomenclature of cake.

And I'm cookie.

No nomenclature for you?

Just cookie.

All right.

Nomenclature.

Man, I have got some morning voice today.

Yeah, you do.

That's good.

Yeah.

Yeah, because you've only been up about 20 minutes.

Well, I've been up twice.

I got up.

I now pronounce you man. Hey, it's Uncle Jim. I know you're getting married, but I exposed you to COVID-19 yesterday. Thanks, but our doctor gave us a prescription for Zicova and Citrovir to have on hand. It's the only prescription pill approved for people 12 years and older to help prevent COVID-19 after exposure and should be started within three days of exposure. Taking Zicova with certain medicines can cause serious or life-threatening side effects or affect how it or other medicines work. Tell your doctor about all your medicines, vitamins, and supplements, as lab tests or dose changes may be needed. And if you are or plan to be pregnant or breastfeed, Zicova may harm your unborn baby. Tell your doctor about any changes to your medicines before you start Zicova. Do not take Zicova if allergic to its ingredients. Serious side effects include allergic reactions, some severe like anaphylaxis. Get medical help right away if you have rash, hives, itching, swelling of your mouth, lips, tongue, or face, trouble swallowing or breathing, throat tightness, dizziness, lightheadedness, stomach area pain or vomiting. These are not all the possible side effects. Ask your doctor about Zicova. For more information, call 1-877-4-ZICOVA or visit XOCOVA.com. All right, let's see. Let me hear you talk. Hello, hello, hello. I like it. It's my morning voice. It's sexy voice. Is it? Is it? Ooh. I'll go with maybe. I like it. I like it. Okay, seriously. The person who asked, who would win in a boxing match? Truman Capote or Andy Warhol? That and other pressing questions on today's Cake and Cookies. Mike O'Meara, Radio Entertainment. Cake and Cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie Show. All right, I'm not going to lie to anybody. I'm not going to sugarcoat this. I'm dripping wet. Yeah. Rob had an explosion and I saw it. Yeah, but I wish we had audio evidence of it because I bet it sounded pretty good. Did you actually hear the explosion? Oh, yeah. I heard the whole... And we were actually... Oh, by the way, this is Cake and Cookies, a semi-regular reminder that your life in comparison is not that bad. I'm Rob Spiewicz and I go by the nomenclature of cake. And I'm cookie. No nomenclature for you? Just cookie. All right. Nomenclature. Man, I have got some morning voice today. Yeah, you do. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, because you've only been up about 20 minutes. Well, I've been up twice. I got up. Yes. And then I went back to bed. I just thought I'd get a little puppy snuggle, but the puppy snuggle turned into a full-on... Is it a nap or is it a go back to sleep at that point? Well, I mean, when you woke up, did you leave the bed? Yeah. Okay, so then that counts as going back to bed. It's not a nap until it's after maybe 10. Well, I was about to... I was going to go take a shower and then Judd looks so snuggly. Yeah. So I laid down just to give him a good snuggle and a belly rub. Him, not me. And I just fell right back to sleep. I didn't intend on taking a shower until I opened this bottle of Italian mineral water. And you got quite the shower. Look at this. The Ghostbusters logo, she is wet. You think it's a... I thought I always assumed it was a he. Well, no. I'm talking about the logo itself. I think logos are naturally... Let's pretend we're French. Do. And every noun has a gender. And today, Ghostbusters logo, it's a female gender. Okay. Right. The ghost itself... The ghost itself might be a male. I don't know. I feel I over-male-ize things. Masculine-ize. What about a boat? Well, those are always supposed to be she's. And mostly guitars are she's, right? I think so. But the shape of a guitar is very feminine. It is. Except for the one part. You mean the neck? Sure. Let's call it that. Neck is a masculine noun. And a feminine verb. As in, they would say in the 1940s, hey, would you like to neck? Oh, necking. As in, could be a verb. Getting busy. All right. I've got another bottle of this Kirkland... This is fake Pellegrino is what it is. It's Folligrino. It's Folligrino. Let's see if it explodes when I open it. Can you back up from... I don't... Back up from your computer. Sure. Okay. Because that last one was... Yikes. It was. It was almost like a Jerry Bruckheimer soda. All I know is all of a sudden I saw... Well, at first I went... And then I saw... I saw spraying everywhere. I couldn't see the bottle. Yes. Spraying everywhere. And your exclamation of, oh, crap. No. Here's the thing. I want to get back to that in a second. Okay. But let me open this. All right? Beautiful. Nothing to it. Mm-mm. See, this other one has a little bit of ice in the middle. And I think the ice threw it off. Oh, yeah. Because it expands. Yeah. I'm still... I'm still... Science lesson. Because I am... I'm wearing my Pluto shirt. See? Oh, he's a great cartoon character. Pluto. Never forget. No, this is about the... Planet. Or not planet. What is it now? Is it a rock? An asteroid? I never stopped believing. Bless your heart. Bless. That's not nice. Hey, is the planet male or female? I like to think planet... Pluto. Plutus. Pluto as a planet is... Let's not assign it a gender. Saturn is female because it has rings. Jewelry. What does that even mean? Fabulous jewelry. I mean... Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. That's true. And Frankie Avalon sang Venus and he's a man. I'm sure astrology people... Not astronomy people. Astrology people probably have assigned gender to all of the planet. Do you know who my favorite astrology person is? Miss Cleo? No. No. Dead, by the way. Sorry to see her go. But she never measured up. To Jack... Teresa Caputo was here in Savannah last night. She did a show. Teresa Caputo sounds like you're trying to clear your throat. Pardon me. Teresa Caputo. I've always been a Jackie Stallone guy. Crab cake. Crab cake. Yeah. Luckily, my turban is full of crab cake. You know, there are a lot of episodes of the Don and Mike show, but there is only one Don and Mike show moment that I keep in my smartphone. Because sometimes I like to revisit. It's simply called crab cake. Crab cake. And it's from the day that I believe... Who was it? Was it Daryl Strawberry? The baseball player that went out on the lam? And they were... They hit the road together. And we've... And it was after we had tape of her on with Tucker Carlson. It was the weirdest thing. She was on Tucker Carlson and that's when he... Okay. She said... Let's rewind for just half a second. But wait. That's when she said, Tucker, this show is for the birds. There's very little about Jackie Stallone. Right. You can't say it was the weirdest thing and it applies. Well, this is true. So he was... On the lam. On the lam with this baseball player. It may or may not have been Daryl Strawberry. I don't know. And... Crab on the run. And I... Mike said... And I think I wrote it for him. And because when he read it, he laughed so hard that he accidentally dropped the phone and knocked it off. And so... I forgot about that part. So you can hear Jackie Stallone in the studio off mic instead of on the phone. I literally laughed so hard I fell down. And the line that did it was, luckily, my turban is full of crab cakes. Or maybe even singular, crab cake. Crab cake. But anyway, that's good times. Oh my God. I... I... Jeez. Louise. I just... I don't even have any... It just... Was it Dwight Gooden? That was on the run? This is what... Okay, this is what sets us off. Yeah. Not even a part, but off. Yes. For most people. Yes. We remembered the Jackie Stallone part. Yeah, but not when a Major League Baseball player is actually on the lam. I know! All right. I just typed in Dwight Gooden escapes. Yes, I do, but you know what? Why wouldn't you just type in Dwight and Jackie? Well, no, because here's the thing. Oh, we made that part up. Never mind. That never really happened. That never actually happened. In my head, it's so... It just... Yeah, it's gone... It's gone on for so long that... It wasn't Daryl Strawberry. It wasn't? Okay, I'm going back now to the Sports Illustrated Vault. Wait, wait. Dan knows everything about sports. Hold on. Oh, that's excellent. Dan! Hey, Dan, come here. For real, you can help. You can really help us in this situation. Dan, you can really, really help us. Come on, be the good guy we all know that you are. He's coming. He's coming. I can't wait. This is going to be great. Grab the marshmallow headphones right back there. Danny Bull. Hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going? Pretty good. Let's get closer to that microphone and entertain the sports trivia question. Okay. I believe it was a New York baseball player about 1995 and he went on the run from the law. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not 95. Had to be after 2000. Okay. So it was after 1995 and he went on the run from the law. Could it have been Dwight Gooden? Did he have legal troubles? Yes, he did. And you know why? I think that Daryl Strawberry tried to come to his aid. That's why I'm associating the stories. Does that make sense? Yes. Yes. All right. So we have an affirmative maybe that it could have been Dwight Gooden. But he has a checkered past, right? I could have done that. Yeah, but now we have him in his groovy t-shirt, which literally says groovy. It does. It does. That was so lighthearted. It does. His t-shirt game is on point. I know. And you know what? His t-shirt's dry. Hold on. It is. Dry to the touch. It is. It's dry to the touch. Dan, thank you for coming by. That was all. Leave those there. We might need him again. Who knows? But that's not the reason I brought you here. Ladies and gentlemen, he's all mine. Dan has left the building. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, hold on. I need him again. Dan! Again? I'm sorry. Oh, Danny boy. It has something to do with getting a drink, doesn't it? I knew it. You did. All right, so. Maybe plug back in here and. He doesn't need headphones to be told to get a drink, does he? Oh, sorry. I have a big question. Rob just played you in again. Okay. Okay, so are you ready for this? Sure. Could you give me some more coffee? Yes. Thank you. How about a switch? Oh. Let's keep it PG, kids. Pushing my luck there. That's right. Thank you, Dan Von Herman. Oh. Danny boy. Stop that. Stop that. All right. The reason I brought you here is not. And I think it was Dwight. Because I'm hearing her say the name Dwight now in my head. You know that. This is how we both. Some people call him Doc Gooden. But he's not a medical doctor. Again, how we both work. I think. I think you're right about Dwight. Okay. Thank you. Dwight. Not Daryl. No. No. But Daryl was part of. It was a. Dwight. Now. Right? Yes. Daryl was part of the narrative though. Later. This is what confused me. All right. Before we get back to the exploding water. And the surprise party. You have changed your setup. So your background is different. But you haven't noticed what I've done. Where's your gong? Oh, it's there. It's there. But what's key. What's key is. I have changed the orientation of my microphone. From a hanging. It's right in front of. To an up. Huh? Which I enjoy. I can see your head. Yes. Otherwise, my dainty head would be hidden. My tiny. Unabsuming head. But that's why I couldn't see the bottle. Right. Oh, that's true. And there's the gong. Ta-da. You know, your microphone is right where the gong. How many times? How many times has that sentence been said? Your microphone is right where the gong should be. Typical dad. Julia would say classic dad with his microphone where the gong should be. So Julia's out of town. Is she at camp? No. She's at a leadership conference for Skills USA where she is honoring her technical school. Thanks, baby. She's in Kentucky for like nine days. The house. Where in Kentucky? I don't know. You know, a guy. I went up to a guy from Kentucky and I said, I want to get this right. So you got to help me. Is the capital of Kentucky. Is it pronounced Louisville or Louisville? He said it's Frankfurt, you idiot. Thank you. He said, why is your t-shirt w

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