Episode 86

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Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Busy schedules can change routines.

That's why it's important to always check the backseat before leaving your vehicle.

Never leave a child or pet unattended in a car.

Look before you lock.

Temperatures inside a vehicle can rise dangerously fast, even with a cracked window.

Placing your phone, purse, or another essential item in the backseat

is a great reminder to look before locking your vehicle.

Bright futures cross here. Know your zone.

Learn more at flhsmv.gov slash child safety.

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Queen Carvania stood haloed by the morning sun.

An army hung on her every word.

My champions!

I have sold my chariot on Carvana!

T'was a lovely SUV,

an inexplicably queenly offer.

They're even coming to the castle to collect it!

Tonight, we feast!

An offer you can feast on.

Sell your car today on Carvana.

Pickup fees may apply.

Royal Swim Up Suite.

Oh, on the left side, yes.

Royal Swim Up Suite.

Why, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you can see.

That's craziness.

How fun, right?

Yep.

You're going to hurt yourself.

Why?

Because you're clumsy.

You know, I don't think I'm clumsy.

Are you going to argue that?

No, I am.

I'm not clumsy.

I'm accident prone.

Same thing.

Did I attack myself with a dog?

No, but you fell down a lot when you lived in Reston.

I did, but I don't do that now.

But you're going to be in a different country.

Is the gravity different?

Might be.

I don't think so.

You don't?

I don't.

What happened?

I don't know.

Right as we're about to start?

Busy schedules can change routines. That's why it's important to always check the backseat before leaving your vehicle. Never leave a child or pet unattended in a car. Look before you lock. Temperatures inside a vehicle can rise dangerously fast, even with a cracked window. Placing your phone, purse, or another essential item in the backseat is a great reminder to look before locking your vehicle. Bright futures cross here. Know your zone. Learn more at flhsmv.gov slash child safety. A message from the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles. My electric bill keeps creeping up every month this summer. You know what, Mike? We hear that from Florida homeowners all the time. Renewal by Anderson's energy-efficient replacement windows can help reduce heat transfer, improving comfort and lowering energy costs. Nice. And you've got some end-of-the-summer savings happening? That's right. This month only, buy four windows or doors and get the fifth free, plus 12-month special financing. Just go to bestwindowsflorida.com to schedule your free in-home design consultation to claim these savings. Restrictions apply. License number CGC 1527613. Queen Carvania stood haloed by the morning sun. An army hung on her every word. My champions! I have sold my chariot on Carvana! T'was a lovely SUV, an inexplicably queenly offer. They're even coming to the castle to collect it! Tonight, we feast! An offer you can feast on. Sell your car today on Carvana. Pickup fees may apply. Royal Swim Up Suite. Oh, on the left side, yes. Royal Swim Up Suite. Why, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you can see. That's craziness. How fun, right? Yep. You're going to hurt yourself. Why? Because you're clumsy. You know, I don't think I'm clumsy. Are you going to argue that? No, I am. I'm not clumsy. I'm accident prone. Same thing. Did I attack myself with a dog? No, but you fell down a lot when you lived in Reston. I did, but I don't do that now. But you're going to be in a different country. Is the gravity different? Might be. I don't think so. You don't? I don't. What happened? I don't know. Right as we're about to start? And by the way, you tell your husband, we're the broadcast professionals. We can do the voices. We're the what? We're the broadcast professionals. We can do the voices. Professionals? Is that what you were trying to say? Stop it. I'm going to start the show. And if you want to come along, that's fine. Okay. Then Dude Walker says... Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Professional. That's the word That's what I'm saying Cake and cookies Rob and Katie It's the Rob and Katie show Everyone's excited Sometimes I forget what elements I have loaded I just like to play I'm just going to push buttons today What else do I got? Whatever happens, happens I got all kinds of buttons I can hit I can hit this one How would you like to go visit me somewhere? Savannah, perhaps? What would I do in Savannah? Well, Atlanta then Savannah would be better for you You just get in trouble in Atlanta What trouble are you talking about? You know what trouble I was talking about I was talking about Mr. Ashton Wilkes He'll be coming to Atlanta when he gets his leave And you're sitting there waiting for him just like a spider She's gone I better learn anything Now you see, she ended up getting in trouble in Savannah And it's not a she It's a he That was Shia LaBeouf He did Yeah, was he What did you have to do with that? I had nothing to do with that I don't know We were all Doing the show And all of a sudden you announced it Like you were there No, Dan let me know I didn't know Okay, story's changing Story's changing Dan ran in like a schoolgirl With like information And I really thought you were going to say Ran in like a schoolgirl With her head cut off Which would be A mix of a schoolgirl And a chicken with her head cut off And you know what? It became very horrifying Right out of the chute That's not what I was going to say I know It's what I thought you might say But anyway, you know what? I've given it some thought I don't think you had anything to do With Shia LaBeouf's arrest Except the Geographical coincidence That you were in the same city I can tell you something interesting I wish you would We are renting out the guest house Yes To someone that is working on that movie Really? Hey, who was famous That was making a movie When we were in town? Who was famous? Hey, and was running around Like a schoolgirl With her head cut off? It was No, was it Chris Rock? Someone was in town When Carrie and the family And I were there And we drove down To the waterfront Oh, David Spade That's right No, no, I said famous Oh, well, no There was David Spade And Adam Sandler Yes Do you suppose His forefathers Made Birkenstocks? Chris Rock? From David Spade And Adam Sandler? Very close What? Weren't they all in grownups? Oh, I know You know what? I do know what you were thinking about What? The Rock has actually done A couple of movies here The Rock or Chris Rock? The Rock Oh, they're different too Listen, I'm not going to make this racial The Baywatch movie With The Rock And Zac Efron That was filmed on Tybee By the way He is dreamy Which one? Well, both of them But the Zac Efron I just looked at the movie called Dave and Mike Need Wedding Dates Okay You know what? This doesn't even sound like our show This sounds like the stuff we cut up to do before the show Yeah Let's do Let's start again Yeah And you know what? It's on me And I'm sorry Yeah But yeah, I kind of blew it, huh? I accept that But I think it's the eyes Mike O'Mara Radio Entertainment He's Cake She's Cookies It's Rob And Katie LD Laughing dude Oh Haven't played it in a while Hi everybody I'm I'm Cake I'm Cookie I'm Dreamy You? Also Dreamy? Absolutely Didn't work Let's do it again On me again Okay If I say I'm Dreamy Will you have a reply ready? Or should I blow that off? I was so taken aback I know Well, you know what I'm doing? I'm mixing it up Are you ready? Yes Alright Because it goes like this Cake And Cookie No, it goes like this Portions not affecting you No, no, no You know what it is? It's Permissional Mike O'Mara Radio Entertainment No I don't even know What's happening over there I do If they want to show every week Something has to suffer And it's the quality It shouldn't be the quality Okay From now on No more goofing around Mike O'Mara Radio Entertainment Cake and Cookies The podcast that has nothing to do With cake or cookies It's Rob and Katie A little bit of laughing dude there Hi, I'm Rob Spiewak I'm Katie Von Herman Some people call me cake Some people do not call me cookie So nobody calls you cookie Or everybody calls you cookie Nobody does One time I had a discussion with my mom We were going into the mall Long time ago 20 years ago Maybe 30 Blue What? No, we weren't talking We weren't playing the Eminem game She said I'm going to leave my coat in the car I said me too She said You're going to leave your coat in the car I said no, no I will also leave your coat in the car In fact Unless it gets stolen Everybody's going to leave your coat in the car Okay So Nobody calls you cookie Period I was called cookie one time By whom? By one of my real job co-workers And I was like Oh my god They know Oh, because of the show It wasn't just being sexist? No It was a she And Hey, they can be sexist too, women She was a little bit older And just very And a little bit bolder Alright, cookie Oh boy Oh god, she knows She didn't know Oh, so she was just being sexist No She was being nice Hey honey Why don't you go get me a cup of coffee And a little something for yourself too, baby doll I get that from Mike a lot Mike treats me Doll face Doll face Hey honey Baby doll Tell you what Why don't you hop down to Starbucks And get me a morning bun And get yourself a little something too You deserved it You're good Hey, and Don't mind me if I watch you Walking out the studio Cookie She didn't know? Nope Well, that's good Um Linus is barking You can start the show I did The show has started Phones are ringing Did you say the part about No Okay That's my father calling I will blow that off This is very disorganized Everything is going wrong On your end I know You're doing great And we thought you were going to be the problem I know Because of the cleaning people That don't know you're making meth Or doing a show They just saw you disappear into a room And lock a door They think you're making drugs Period Door's wide open Oh Okay Then why don't you go and say Hey, cleaning man Is it a man or a lady? Or one of each? Who's cleaning your house? Lady Say hey Hey Why don't you go over the door And say Hey baby doll Doll face Hey Sweetums Why don't you bring those stems in here And look at me do my radio show I'm something of a famous disc jockey My name Is Cookie Nobody's going to believe that I know I've been doing it for 25 years I don't believe it myself Every time I get a new friend request on Facebook I'm like It's going to blow up my spot All right So here's the deal Carrie is texting me a lot Because She wants to sell a dresser Right And she's Make that money Rob I don't know how selling Every piece of furniture in the house For $10 and $15 Is going to make us any money Because pretty soon We'll just have a lot of $10s and $15 Like not a lot Like maybe a total of like A hundred bucks And we won't have any furniture You and I both know That you don't actually need a dresser Well it's not mine It was Julia's Okay Well I know that girl Doesn't need a dresser Does anything ever make it Beyond the laundry basket She is sort of a Floor to body Type Person Who wears clothes that way Yes Here this This seems alright You know what she bought this week No Yellow Coveralls Said she got a good deal on them But she opened them And she was disappointed Because she thought they were overalls But they're coveralls So instead of looking like Oh like Harkart Or like Dickie Yeah instead of looking like A cutie from Hee Haw Like a Hee Haw Honey She looks like Eisenberg From Breaking Bad Put her to work So she really Find some yard work For this girl So really She's a very smart young lady But not detail oriented When it comes to ordering online Because she's running around the house You've set such an example Hey I know what I'm getting I just don't know how many We've proven that As another Elvis box set arrives If you guys haven't listened to every episode You're missing out on every joke today But so She gets this big envelope And that's the thing Not even a box It's some sort of Everything comes in an envelope It's like a fly by night coverall business It's either four boxes inside of one big box For one item Right Or it's an envelope Well sometimes if you order an album It's like in a cardboard thing And then that's in a huge box Yeah I Ordered toothpaste And it came in an envelope Two boxes of toothpaste In an envelope It arrived yesterday Well at least you know they say Never travel alone For safety It's the buddy But in an envelope? No no no The toothpaste was using the buddy system Oh Right She gets the envelope And she says They're here And I go Yay She's so excited She was And I was downstairs With the Chubbock girls Who were visiting And Jillian Chubbock's boyfriend Who I think is called Jimmy I don't know Nice guy And so I'm talking to them Football Yeah no No he Well he does yes He plays football But he's not football Football was another Chubbock sibling Yes I know There was Don't you remember Football in college Yeah there was college Football Jillian and Faith When you have dozens of children Sometimes it's best to simplify Anyway So Julia leaves me and Carrie alone With the friends And she says They're here And she runs upstairs Envelope in hand And then she comes down Much slower Than she went upstairs Because She thought she was Be coming down In overalls But she came down In coveralls Yellow coveralls She had them on Well of course You don't live You don't live With

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