#45. The Dan Park

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0 mini'm here on a job site with tim who owns his own electrical contracting business three employees

0 minand two work trucks tim traded up to geico commercial auto insurance we're positively here where he needs

0 minus most they sure are with step-by-step help on all his insurance needs all for shockingly low rates

0 minshockingly low huh just a little bit of electrician humor do you get it i got it you know it feels like

0 minwe have a real connection all right i'll stop get a commercial auto insurance quote today at geico.com

0 minand see how much you could say it feels good to geico when it gets really swollen this is the best

1 minpart when i like i already when i smile my eyes sort of disappear right that's when i look asian this

1 minis very obscure but do you know the daffy duck uh really no no no listen there's a point here the

1 mindaffy duck robin hood cartoon where porky pig is fryer tuck and he laughs so hard that his eyes shut

1 minhe laughs and laughs and laughs i'm not saying you're piggish i'm just i mean i love pigs but if you could

1 minplease like not ever compare me to porky pig just his eyes just his eyes his beautiful poor senile

1 minyour dad just compared me to porky pig that's all dad that's all

1 minoh i know what i wanted to say as means of introduction uh this show is going to be a very

1 minmusic based show so this is something we've actually wanted to do for a long time and we

2 minwent and saw a concert together though not together no we went separately together to a concert we went

2 minseparately and ended up at the same concert we did at actually very close that was weird very strange

2 minand we will discuss it right after this i wrote an upper and lower case and i never do that i only

2 minever write an uppercase that's weird why would you do that i really don't know but it's because of your

2 minhunger i feel like a different person i was like whose handwriting is this look at it that's not my

2 minhandwriting no you're tired i i honestly i am that's what it is i got in late wednesday night

2 minand i have not stopped since i got here go go gadget katie

2 minbut why are my arms so short

2 minbecause you descend from the tyrannosaurus rex

2 minare you ready i am let's do this michael mera radio entertainment

3 minhey there this is katie with a very hateful thought of the day i hate negative nancies

3 minthose people who can poo poo or naysay a rainbow in the sky really piss me off

3 minit's a rainbow sit back and enjoy the show but don't rain on my parade let me have my happiness

3 minand take that crank somewhere else grumpy is never the favorite dwarf but everybody loves happy

3 mini hate negativity and you i hate you too

3 mini like doc but you know i didn't like dopey so true story uh my niece maddie yes has discovered

3 minsleeping beauty uh-uh sleeping beauty uh-uh and a it might be the cutest thing ever because she thinks the

3 minprince is daddy so every time he comes up she goes dada dada ride horsey horsey no no horsey

4 minbecause the horsey always throws him off right oh no dada fall so she walks through the whole thing

4 minshe goes through that she narrates the whole thing she's hi dada that's great really funny and then

4 minokay but the best part is jill and i could not figure out the difference between sleeping beauty and

4 minsnow white and they're the old ones they're not the right right so true story at one point we

4 minrealized we had watched sleeping beauty twice together without the kids yeah that you know

4 minwhat there was a big just got so i love it i could watch it a thousand times that happened uh with the

4 minshow i carly um we started watching right okay and i would always watch with the kids on saturday

4 minnight and one night uh julia was at a sleepover and robert was at my mom's house and we sat at

4 mineight o'clock we watched i carly i said you know the the kids aren't here right he said yeah i know okay

5 minoh look here comes dude walker cake and cookies rob and katie it's the rob and katie show

5 minit is episode number whatever 45 is it say that's good do you like the confidence with which i said

5 minthat you know what it was like he grabbed me by the hand and pulled me along for the ride i'm with you

5 minoh yeah 45 and we are here broadcasting live together in the same room despite the success

5 mini would say not despite the success but even though our new audio rig was quite successful last week and

5 mini've been working on the acoustics in my office so i got new curtains curtains for you no god i hope

5 minnot and dan has been working on moving the furniture around i don't want to talk about it at all

5 minit was a great phone call and you know what you put it on speakerphone so i could play along so dan

5 minis not known for being um uh proactive active he's more of a breathing he's more of a reactive guy

6 minso uh it's it's well known okay his mom and sister have often used the word lazy that's not true that's

6 mini don't think that's overstating it it's a little overstating it but if i he asked me to give him a

6 minlist of things to do while i was gone i never in a million years expected that they would get done okay i

6 mindo know that he's bored okay well that helps and lonely oh okay he doesn't have tv yet when does that

6 minhappen well the cable box still has to be delivered it's a whole fiasco so what about internet we have