Episode 43

#43. Lady Boxwin

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Meet Keith, loving dad, board game champ, bus driving pro.

I drive 65,000 miles in my bus each year.

If people knew what I know, lives could be saved.

Like how there are some things I simply can't see.

On my route the other day, a car tried to sneak past me and ends up right in my blind spot.

I turned slowly, so accident avoided.

But no car should be in the blind spot or 40,000-pound bus.

It's our roads. It's our safety.

Visit www.sharetheroadsafely.gov.

Hey, you know what?

What?

You were out of town on your birthday.

Yeah?

So I got you something anyway.

Oh, we don't do presents.

No, I want you to have this. You deserve this.

Oh, God, this is heavy.

I think this might come in handy.

Maybe even tonight.

I'm pretty sure. No, because I had one of these Thursday.

Oh, I see.

Are you kidding me?

No.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, man, I wish I could have this right now.

Wow.

No, I have lots to do.

Things to do? House buying things?

We're moving in four days.

Four days.

Well, you could empty the bottle and it'll be one less thing to move.

We're recording on a Saturday morning, so we have time to do all the other things that

we need to do today.

This would be a stopper of productivity.

Maybe tonight.

Wait.

Perhaps.

It could be.

Shall we stick it in the fridge for you?

Stick it in the fridge.

Dan, would you be so kind as to frigitate that?

Some service at the bar.

Thank you, Biebs.

Biebs.

Thank you.

That's a pretty bag.

You should save that.

I hate people that save bags.

So one of the prices of you getting a birthday gift is you have to take the bag.

Because I need more stuff.

It's a bag.

You can put things in it.

You can put your weed in there.

You're talking about weed in there, man.

You got to pack it somewhere, right?

But the thing is, you're complaining about having to pack.

Yeah.

Meet Keith, loving dad, board game champ, bus driving pro. I drive 65,000 miles in my bus each year. If people knew what I know, lives could be saved. Like how there are some things I simply can't see. On my route the other day, a car tried to sneak past me and ends up right in my blind spot. I turned slowly, so accident avoided. But no car should be in the blind spot or 40,000-pound bus. It's our roads. It's our safety. Visit www.sharetheroadsafely.gov. Hey, you know what? What? You were out of town on your birthday. Yeah? So I got you something anyway. Oh, we don't do presents. No, I want you to have this. You deserve this. Oh, God, this is heavy. I think this might come in handy. Maybe even tonight. I'm pretty sure. No, because I had one of these Thursday. Oh, I see. Are you kidding me? No. Oh, thank you. Oh, man, I wish I could have this right now. Wow. No, I have lots to do. Things to do? House buying things? We're moving in four days. Four days. Well, you could empty the bottle and it'll be one less thing to move. We're recording on a Saturday morning, so we have time to do all the other things that we need to do today. This would be a stopper of productivity. Maybe tonight. Wait. Perhaps. It could be. It could be. Shall we stick it in the fridge for you? Stick it in the fridge. Stick it in the fridge. Stick it in the fridge. Dan, would you be so kind as to frigitate that? Some service at the bar. Thank you, Biebs. Biebs. Thank you. That's a pretty bag. You should save that. I hate people that save bags. So one of the prices of you getting a birthday gift is you have to take the bag. Because I need more stuff. It's a bag. You can put things in it. You can put your weed in there. You're talking about weed in there, man. You got to pack it somewhere, right? But the thing is, you're complaining about having to pack. Yeah. That's a thing. You can pack things in there. It is a thing. That's a packing thing. It's a packing thing. You know what you can put in there? And not weed. Bottle of champagne and spices. Spices? Well, yeah. We like tarragon, cumin. Saffron. Oh, do you have it? Look at you. Ms. Rockefeller? No, I don't have anything at this point. Let's be. Is it in storage? Have we stored the spices? I have no idea. Well, what do you have? Remember, they packed our dog food. I have no idea what. Do you have anything that's in play that you could pack in a happy birthday bag? Sure. And you know what? That would be fun to carry around. Like a crazy person's purse. This is what I'm going to do. Okay. So this is one thing that our realtor in Savannah said. Right. One thing about Savannah is that there's a lot of eccentric and eclectic people. Hope you fit in okay. That was cruel. No, no, no. You're eccentric. That's true. Yeah. We paraded around. You know, it's just everywhere. I think we actually have a question regarding that in the show today. This is my whole thing. Yeah. This is going to be my new purse. Because if I carry this around, it's a happy birthday bag. Happy birthday purse. Do you have happy birthday purse? Do you have any idea like the kind of joy I could get from people saying, happy birthday? Is today your birthday? And me just going, no. Now, it's a pretty big, it's not an ideal like a gift bag for like drinks. It's a full size birthday bag. So you'd have room to carry normal purse stuff like, you know, a wallet, tissues, makeup for touch up. You want to know what else I carry in my purse? What? Are you going to actually tell me? I'm going to show you. Okay. All right. Let's see your purse. You're walking in. You want to see what I keep in my purse? Yes. Okay. Hold on. Okay. So yes. Wallet. Sure. Also very brightly. Yeah. And you know, your wallet, the size of your wallet, the size of your purse, The size of many purses. Sunglasses. Of course. You wear them at night. Mm-hmm. Like Corey. Who did that song? Fingernail clipper thingies. Who did sunglasses at night? Corey Hart. Corey Hart. That's like a manicure, pedicure little kit. Mouth guard. Mouth guard. Right. Which I should be wearing, but I'm not. No. You're a rebel. Phone cord. Good. Okay. Got to make sure we can charge. Mm-hmm. Tea. Yes. Always need some Earl Grey in your purse. Now, do you carry that to drink it or because it makes your purse smell good? Well, I didn't even think about it making my purse smell good. I carry it because you never know when you need some caffeine. Are you going to also pull out a gallon of boiling hot water? No. Thank goodness. Okay. Little thing of lotion. Yeah. I think we know what that's for, Dan. Hey, Dan. Dan smiled. He is doing better. And my Aunt Ronnie's ashes. Oh, because you right now are between homes and you have no windowsill to put them on. Exactly. But I also feel like with everything that's been going on, she's been with me. That's not a feeling. That's a geographical fact. But seriously, I wasn't going to pack Aunt Ronnie. I understand. That'd be a horrible thing. That gets weird. Promise me one thing. Mm-hmm. Be extra special careful. Do not confuse Aunt Ronnie with the T-bag. Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate people who go to extremes by overcorrecting for their selfish needs. Sure, you may be cold, but turning the thermostat to 84 is overkill. In fact, it might make me want to overkill your face off. Put on a pair of socks and leave this thermostat alone. I hate overcorrecting asshats. And you, I hate you too. Was that directed at MH? Yes, it was. Mike Heck. Mike Heck. On the way here, I started getting really, really warm. And I was like, what the heck? Okay, so my seat heater's on. The thermostat's on 84. 84? Don't you have the individual thermostats in your fancy new car? No, but Dan looks at me and goes, I'm still cold. It's like, what? Is he going through the change? I don't think that makes you cold. I don't know how it works with guys. I don't know. I don't know. Do you guys go through changes? You've got to rearrange. Katie, I'm more the same now than I've ever been. So, I don't know. What? Exactly. It is, oh, 43. 43. 43. The 43rd episode of The Cake and the Cookies. Hi, I'm Cake. I'm Cookie. And it's a weekly podcasting show by way of comparison that your life isn't really that bad. Our thanks, as always, to Mike O'Mara, Oscar Santana, and everybody at More Broadcasting like Anthony Bloom. Anthony Boom Boom. Check us out on Facebook, and that is www.facebook.com forward slash Rob and Katie, 2B's and Rob, or the Twitter, which we don't look at. And don't forget, if you're stupid enough, you won't go to jail. This is what we've figured out. Oh, and you know what? Hi to everyone at KCJJ. Hi, KCJJ. And Cake and Cookies best wishes to Tommy Lang. Tommy Lang. For a speedy recovery. He had surgery this week. Yep. And all things look like they're great. I'm so happy for him. But as we mentioned on the Mike O'Mara Show, please stop posting Vine-like videos until you're off the painkillers. I think you scared Mike. Somebody take that away from him. Yes. Hide. As I said, just put it in airplane mode. He's on painkillers. He won't know. He won't know. Been there, done that. So excited that Tommy is doing well. We love him, and we love everybody at KCJJ. And I don't think this was just a stunt to get out of helping build the new station. I don't think so. Do you think he's going to all of a sudden be better as soon as the new building's right? As soon as it's done, he's like, I'm back, bitches. I've never felt better. What? What's this? A new building? Hey. I couldn't possibly. Look at you with paint and everything. I'm ready to go. So anyway. I got my headphones. We are so pleased that Tommy is doing well, and our best to him and his family, and especially his sister, Lisa. You've never had the pleasure of meeting, but she was fantastic about keeping us updated. I love that she was updating on the Facebook and everything, just really keeping people abreast of the situation. And it was really kind of settling. Yeah. Comforting. Yeah. Comforting. That's a great word. To get the updates. So thank you to Lisa. So how you been? Hey, you know what? I know that many of you tuned in expecting to hear, hi, it's a Katie. We're somewhere on these coasts. I'm under a blanket at a motor lodge in Lexington, Kentucky. Oh, God, no. But we're going to Skype the show. Or you might even hear. Hi, this is Katie. 80 hours of road ride. Oh, man. Ipe. She's in studio, folks. She's in my basement headquarters. Hello. So good to have you back. How's the traveling been? Fine. Just fine? Coming back from Florida. Little barista island? Little Gasparilla. Gasparilla. Yes. Delicious over ice. What should have taken about 20 hours wound up taking about 24. And it was a whole thing. That's like a day. I'm aware. 24 hours? With two dogs in the car. Were the dogs the problem? No, they were great. They slept the whole way. Okay. But we did stop for the night. So we did like 10 hours. It's ridiculous to do, I mean, even a 20-hour drive. That's too much. Oh, yeah. That's two days. Maybe three if you're taking it easy. So we left the island. Little Sarsaparilla. Little Sarsaparilla. We had intended on just staying in Florida with Dan's parents until we closed on the house. Right. But we've had some developments within the family. Okay. Jill and Steve and the baby girls are moving. Nuh-uh, baby. Uh-uh. No, no. No, no, baby. They are moving to San Francisco. Just, that's what they're doing. Well, he got a fantastic job offer. Right. And Dan's family is originally from. The rice industry? Yes, the ronies. He'll be working for the ronies. He's taking a huge check from Big Sourdough. My allergies are so bad. I'm sitting on the edge of a sneeze. You must be allergic to great entertainment. Because once this show started, they started. They started. You know what that means, folks? Stay tuned for a Katie sneeze. Oh, you. It could happen during the show. And every time she sneezes, someone gets a job in San Francisco. A fairy gets its wings. That's right. Stated. So they are. No Trip Affleck joke there. Are moving. So we decided to come back here to Northern Virginia. Try to spend as much time with them as we can. Sure. Do a bit of a furniture. I don't even know how to say this. Inventory? Well, they. Are you going to get some of their furniture? Yes. Because. You're going to flat out about get it? They. And they. God bless her. Jill's like, you know, the stuff that you think you want, it's kind of crappy. And I'm like, your crappy stuff is way better than our crappy stuff. What you talking about? It's like, we'll take your crappy stuff. I want your crap. Yeah. All of it. Yeah. So we're kind of doing a get rid of some of our stuff. Is that why you have to go to the storage bin today? Yeah. Now your locker, it's in the science hall, right? Mm-hmm. No, I'm kidding. It's in the basement. D-R-O-M radio. It is. You have to. Bing, bing. We were actually going to meet today at the storage bin. Yeah. And do a live remote. No. But we decided against it. I don't think it's a good idea. I think it's, I'll just get upset when I see it. But it's just like a box that has all your stuff in it. It's like one of those big garage type storage units. So you lift up the thing? The thing. Now when you get there, is there a chance that someone will be auctioning off your stuff? Oh God. Like storage wars? You know, it may move in a whole lot easier. Yeah. I think you could make a little money. Like, take it all. Take it all. I got a box here. This is a box to keep your pot in. Well, no, because everything is in storage. Yes. Like, except, let's see, you have some clothing that's not in storage. Right. A computer. Not the computer you want. Nope. But an computer is not in storage. Uh-huh. And that's about it. Uh-huh. Wow. So all your stuff. And you had a big house with lots of things. Well, we didn't exactly fill up the house, but yeah, ther

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