Episode 37

#37. Fiesta… where?

Cake & Cookies. The Robb & Katie Show

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Quick kick, long tail, all flavor. Visit MeetJoey.com to find a store near you or to order online. As the CEO of my home, Hey, Mom! Running a household means knowing who to call. For power, you call an electrician. Pipes, a plumber. And for better water, you call Call Again. They've been improving water for 90 years, with local experts handling everything from water softening to filtration with the world's most efficient systems. And with so much on my plate, it helps knowing I can trust one partner for everything my water touches. Hey, Call Again. Schedule your free in-home water test at Culligan.com. Get on board the 2027 Big Easy Cruise. Featuring Keplo, Samantha Fish, Robert Randolph, The Record Company, Kenny Neal, Dwayne Betts, John Cleary, Blind Boys of Alabama, Dwayne Doopsy, and many more. Sailing from Fort Lauderdale January 16th to the 23rd, 2027, to the beautiful ports of Half Moon Cay San Juan and St. Martin. Don't miss this music fest at sea. Book your cabin now at BigEasyCruise.com. Oh, story changes. A little bit. Okay. You ready? You know what? I didn't even look for a pen. Of course not. You didn't want to because you're too cool. Here we go. You ready? I guess. Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. Tuesday, Tuesday. It's not Tuesday, though. It's not Tuesday. That's the thing. Today is Tuesday. It's not. You know what that means. What? We're gonna have a special guest. Woo! So get out the broom. Sweep the place clean. Sweep it. And dust off the mat so the welcome can be seen. Dust it. Roll out the carpet. Yeah. Roll them out. Strike it up. And give up with a hip hooray. Hip hooray! Wiggle your ears like good mousketeers. We're gonna present a guest today. Cause Tuesday is guest star day. Not Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Don't have a guest star. Tuesday is guest star day. I'm right here. You're a regular. Sure. You know what about Jimmy Dodd? He's a dick. Michael Mara. Radio Entertainment. Hey there. This is Katie with a very hateful thought of the day. I hate overzealous holiday mongers. Whether you over love or over hate, the Christmas season just stop. You don't need a snow machine in your living room. Nor do you have to rain on all the parades of holiday cheer. There's no need to wear a comically sized Santa hat the entire month of December. Or for anyone to shout out a mean spirited, bah humbug. Just do your thing and leave the rest of us to do ours. I hate people who force their holiday craziness on others. And you! I hate you too! I feel like you faded my music too soon. In post production, no one will ever know. You don't have them split tracks. You know what I feel? That... I feel you did really great on your hateful thought. It was so bad. No! It was good! And you thought you were going to have to do a dozen takes. Yeah. And there was only the two. Yeah. I think you did great. I honestly was hoping you said, and there was only one! And you like cut out that first part. No, I would have said that if you hadn't questioned my fading. I didn't just question your fading. I also questioned your bad buttoning at the beginning. I think you did a great job, butto. Hold on. Here comes a butto walker. Cake and cookies. Rob and Katie. It's the Rob and Katie show. Am I technically walking on dude if I'm just giggling? No, it's good. Okay. Then it's layering. Mm-hmm. Welcome, everybody. Welcome! At this, the most wonderful time of year. To the Bryan Street Theater. It is. Have a fruit roll-up! It's episode number 37 of the Cake and Cookies. I'm Cake. I'm Cookies! And we want to say welcome to all of you on a show that proves once and for all that your life really isn't that bad. It's not. Thank you to everyone at More Broadcasting who supports us here at the Rob and Katie Show. Thank you to Mike O'Meara, Oscar Santana, Steve Bridges, Tony Boy, Tony Boy, Tony Boy, God, crap and crap. Everybody, and most of all, Tony Boom Boom Bloom, thanks to you for listening. You can find us on Facebook. You can find us on Twitter, but we're not there. And you can also find us on iTunes, and if you would, please give us a five-star review and write something fun. Please! The best way to find us is to search More Broadcasting. That's M-O-R-E. And you'll see everything you need to know and click and review and maybe there'll be a winner. Who knows? Today's a little bit different than most days. Because today's Tuesday? No, it's not Tuesday. It's not Tuesday. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. Named after the Greek god Woden. And Rob has been sipping on a little bit of whiskey. Scotch whiskey. Scotch whiskey, which is not normally my go-to, but I like it. It's smoky. Because it's in a really cool advent calendar. It is. And so this will be explained perhaps at another time in the show. Perhaps so. You never can tell. I think it's so cool. Like the cap has even been waxed. Yeah. Oh, it's been sealed shut. It's very cool. And so what I'm doing is I'm polluting my body. And I am drinking water. And some people are cleansing their body. Yeah. We'll discuss that as well. Is he awake? Do you want to talk about it? He's probably asleep. Oh, Dan, come in. Let's talk about your cleanse. I saw a thumbs up. Yeah, we are very blessed to be joined by Dan, who actually, oh, here we are. Gotta play him in. Danny boy. Who was a most pleasant surprise to my puppy dog today. Because when Linus came down, he didn't realize Dan was here. Oh, it was so cute. And he was greeting Katie. And then Dan was secretly on the sofa. And Katie said, make some noise. And Dan said, hey, buddy. And Linus literally went, oh. And he lost his mind. Yeah. Doesn't want me. Doesn't want Katie. He was over there. Dan is his favorite. He is. Well, except for Carrie. Well, no. Carrie is obviously. Obviously the favorite. Yes. So juice cleanse. When did this start? Sunday night, Monday morning, I guess. And what brings this on? At this the most festive time of year. Just looking to get a little healthier, I guess. Okay. And what's involved in a juice cleanse? Juice. Okay. I want more. That's essentially it. Tell him about this stupid cleanse. Oh, he bought me one too, but that's. Oh, you're not going to do it. That's in the freezer. Put it in the freezer. That's so much work. Yeah. All right. Hold on. Go back to you, Katie, for a second. Yes. As a disinterested observer, which is what you are when it comes to a juice cleanse. A little bit. What is he doing? He's drinking. Well, he ordered it from a juicing company. Oh, sucker. And it's like. You know, they sell juice everywhere. You can get it at 7-Eleven. You don't need to go through it. Six kinds of juice. Six bottles a day. Yes. And you space. Is each bottle a different kind? Yes. Do you have to. Is there a particular order? Yes. That you have to go in? So day one. When does pineapple juice go? It's not. It's not like one. It's blends of juice. Oh. So. Fancy. Some of them look like they would be water. Like water based. Yes. And some of them look like they're kind of like pulpy. Mmm. So. You're selling it. He said that a couple. Here. Will you tell him? Okay. What am I telling him? About your different juices. Yeah. Tell us like day one. What were your juices? There's normally like. Pink. Green. Yeah. I could go better by colors. Color is fine. Green ones. Okay. That are more heartier. I believe those are like the spinach and kale and other little. Rich with iron. Creamy things. Yeah. And then there's a one with cayenne peppers in it normally. Now I've heard about this. There's. I think there is a juice cleanse online that involves like cayenne pepper, honey, and all of this stuff. Yeah. There's one that's like basically lemonade, maple syrup, and cayenne. Ooh. Is it spicy? See? It's got a little kick to it. It's not too bad. All right. So here's the deal. You've been on the juice. You can lean in a little bit. This is really tough. Yeah. You've been on the juice. Why don't you hold it for her, Dan? Thank you. Thank you. Talking about the microphone. Get your head out of the gutter, folks. I know. So how long have you been on the juice cleanse? Four days? Three days now. This will be the end. And how great has it been? It's been fine. I actually haven't been that hungry and it's not too bad. Have you lost weight? I haven't weighed myself. Okay. I'm waiting for the big finale. That's stupid. Yeah. And how do you feel? Actually, not too bad. Mm-hmm. I think it was more just a psychological type of I need to kickstart something. Do you feel that the juice cleanse has dulled your ability to talk? On the way here, he told me that he felt pretty good and that maybe he even had a little bit more energy. A little more pep in my step. But I'd like to dispute that. Oh, wait. Just bonked you out of the microphone. All right, Dan. Thank you. I appreciate it. We're done with you. We're done. Has it done anything to him? He's so cranky. Is he cranky? He's hungry. Really? He's not going to admit to it? He looks good. He's trimmed his beard. Yeah. The truth is he was really cranky this morning. Sure. But it was really early. It could have been a myriad of things. This has really been a non-committal sort of review of the juice cleanse. I don't have any different opinion of it now than I did when we started. Because Dan doesn't really have moods. Yeah, he is pretty static. Mm-hmm. And you know what? I don't think he needed to do anything. He's probably the healthiest of the three of us. Well, definitely. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, so maybe, do you think he's sneaking any food? Is he like... I do know that there was a bowl sitting on his desk. Yeah? That I removed this morning. Yeah? And I'm not entirely sure when that bowl had made itself to the desk. Had it been used, this bowl? There had been something in it. Remnants of what? Cereal milk? No. Ice cream? It looked more like it could have been like a broth or something. Was there broth in your bowl, Dan? No, that's just an old bowl that I didn't do anything with. You're gross. Because the fact that you found... He's been found innocent of not cheating, but now he's just gross? Because he left the bowl. When was one time I found nine forks in his office? I remember that story. You know what that has become? Cake and cookies lore. Nine forks. Nine. Nine. Mrs. Bueller? He's been absent nine times. Was it nine or eleven? All I remember was I couldn't find any forks. And they were all up there. Mm-hmm. Dan, you need to work on that. You know what? The juice cleanse will help. He'll become less forgetful. Well, his desk has been really clean this week. Well, of course, because there's no candy bar wrappers. He doesn't eat candy bars. No corks. Corks. From all the drinking he does during the day. Oh, right. Because he's a horrible alcoholic. He pulls the cork out with his teeth. Right. And spits it like a pirate. Arr. Well, so the juice cleanse is over tonight. Yeah. And so tomorrow, does he... Are you going to start... Oh, I'd also like to point out, he went crazy on Sunday night. Oh, because... H

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